sk8erboiyugi Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Edit: I think this is better than the original. Not so much. The first one is just short, sweet and to the point. The Holy Land has spent time watching TV to see what is "hip" and they didn't like what they saw. So I present to you: Will & The Grace Of God! Offensive....wow..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFConcepts Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 I had to join just for this. Great site here; have enjoyed it far better than most. Here’s the “Evangelical Decade” for the park’s turnaround: 2007: Steel Hypocrite: A Hypo Coaster – like a hyper coaster, only you deny you had fun upon exit. 2008: DeNial Waterpark 2009: New Show – Cirque de Sa’vior presents “J” 2010: Baptism Canyon – White Water Rapids Ride. Sponsored by the AFA. “You Will Get Wet On This Ride.” 2012: Carpenter: The Ride – We couldn’t afford the carpenter. 2013: General improvements (i.e. paint, etc.). 2014: New Restaurant – N2Wine. Where water is passed off as wine … Mmmm, a 1862 Aquafina Merlot. You have to believe it’s wine, because they tell you it is. 2015: The Festival of Prayers featuring Rev. Robert Sponge and the Teletubbies. 2016: Expedition Evangelical: The Largest Church in the World! You can live here… literally. Condo fees start at: $500,000 plus tax AND... Mission: Grace 2017: New Show – Cirque de Sa’vior presents “Apocalyptica” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFConcepts Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Well... the directions said: "Attach the photos in the order you want them to appear." The Preview showed them in the right order. Guess you'll have to view'em in reverse. Oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Direct from Screamscape.com ~~~ - (3/20/06) Anyone who doesn’t care for religious humor may want to pass on this one. Theme Park Review has posted for-fun forum contest asking you to fire up your copy of Photoshop and design the next Killer App attraction to save The Holy Land park. Click here to see some of the hilarious results already submitted. My favorite image so far as to be _________. (EDIT: You think I'd say whose he liked, so far? Phhhhhhht. Shure I would. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted March 22, 2006 Author Share Posted March 22, 2006 OMG! Since I haven't had a chance to look at these while we're in Florida coming back to all of these were GREAT!!! Everyone's got until this Sunday night to come up with their ideas and then we'll do voting! --Robb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunslinger Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 I had nothing else to do today. Clearly. I figured this park needed a Thrill Shot, which also had an important function. Ridding the world of heathens. God bless Wally George! I realize people who don't know who Wally George is won't get this. But To those people.. FIND JESUS, SINNERS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 ^ Poor Tinky Winky...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viking86 Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Its BENCH: THE RIDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunslinger Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 ^^ AHAHHAHAHAHA. SHEER BRILLIANCE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesdillaman Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 The bench is great!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllisonY2K Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 I figured this park needed a Thrill Shot, which also had an important function. OMG, that's awesome! LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllisonY2K Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 I'd ride this. oh my! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robgraves Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 i gotta find my pic of Dumbo full of nuns for this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turlaach Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 LOL to it all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randomtask Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 What are you talking about? There's plenty to see! Nope, no vile Ewok heathens here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterviper Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 You sure cant miss out on this famous dark ride at HOLY LAND!!! It will take you through the most holy of holys and leave you redeemed!!! JESUS CHRIST SUPER STAR LIMO!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiCoastal Kid Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiCoastal Kid Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 I got bored... Moses has his wings... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 ^Boy, talk about a tough hoe to row (or something like that). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterviper Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I guess this contest is on hold or something Hey Robb did you forget about this lil ol contest thread of yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted March 28, 2006 Author Share Posted March 28, 2006 No, no no....I haven't forgotten just other things have come up..... Like my job and stuff! --Robb "Why stop it when more awesome pics keep getting posted?" Alvey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imhotep Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Im suprised Holyland hasn't tried to cash in on the whole Bibleman phenomenon! Heres an oppritunity for them. Willie Aames approved!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 ^And "Polkamania" is still running wild, I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterviper Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 No, no no....I haven't forgotten just other things have come up..... Like my job and stuff! --Robb "Why stop it when more awesome pics keep getting posted?" Alvey Because you said Sunday was the last day to post pics for the contest! Everyone's got until this Sunday night to come up with their ideas and then we'll do voting! --Robb ........ and that was the 26thHehehe, I was just doing what you said and was waiting for the voting to start Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smells_like_team_disney Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 OMG!!! This thread is pure genious!! It's just what I needed right now since life decided to kick me in the "whoa!" My favorites are Atheist Encounter, Holy Roller: Stand Up And Praise (brilliant!), and Adventures in Blasphemy. And to all the nay-sayers, I like to believe that our Lord has a sense of humor about these things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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