viking86 Posted March 16, 2006 Posted March 16, 2006 Experience what it was like to be Jesus on Holy Land's latest ride: Â Crucifixion; The ride
robbalvey Posted March 16, 2006 Author Posted March 16, 2006 ^ OMG! That one is so wrong....so funny....so wrong!!!!
WillMontu Posted March 16, 2006 Posted March 16, 2006 I've been thinking of a few ideas: Escalator Ride to Heaven (spoof on the Led Zepplin song) Jesus - The Escape / The Ride / Ultimate Escape / Ultimate Flight, etc. etc. Journey to Hell (in reality a TOGO death machine) Mr. 666's Pandemonium The Popemobile Ride The David and Goliath Stunt Show
redunzelizer Posted March 16, 2006 Posted March 16, 2006 Better decide wisely if you are actually suited as a visitor welcome... Â http://www.theholylandexperience.com/faqs_scroll.htm In case you are *not* appropriate, you'll still get a ride, but...
phazan Posted March 16, 2006 Posted March 16, 2006 ^^ Its funny, I have seen that same exact picture on at leased three avatars/photochop contests! I once used it for my Rattums avatar!
waterviper Posted March 17, 2006 Posted March 17, 2006 Choose thy APOCALYPTIC fate by riding one of the  FOUR HORSEMEN of the APOCALYPSE!!!!!  White Horseman-False Peace Red Horseman-War Black Horseman-Famine Pale Horseman-DEATH!!!  Choose thy fate NOW!!! Because the APOCALYPSE is upon us!!!!! Your fate is in our saddle!!!
Twister II Posted March 17, 2006 Posted March 17, 2006 Its really hard, especially since I wasn't raised with Holyland beliefs.
WillMontu Posted March 17, 2006 Posted March 17, 2006 I'm sure everyone's heard that story about Moses and the parting of the river. This one took about five minutes to do I promise, you will NOT get wet on this water ride!! You will NOT get wet! I promise!
FLIPDUDE Posted March 17, 2006 Posted March 17, 2006 well, I jsut wanted to sa yabout the cross-shaped bungee jump tower that I actually saw one of those in turkey once. Â And as someone who actually lives int he holy land(the land, not the park), I, for some reasaon, reeeeally hope that our next ride wont look like this... X_X Â though mwe do have a biblical themed theme park here that has a giant flume ride called "King Solomon's falls"... yeah... Â
dementedguy Posted March 17, 2006 Posted March 17, 2006 Whoa...there's a lot of good photochops out there. Here's one I made. (Parodies Tower of Terror and Giant Drop from Dreamworld) I actually concentrated more on editing the logos than the rides themselves. Originally, I wanted to make the tower look like a cross but I do not have the photoshop skills to do that. Â It's certainly not the best out there. But hey, it's my first try! ETHEREAL TOWER!!! (Original photo is from rcdb.com - Tower of Terror (Dreamworld) - Picture No. 4 if you're interested.)
Nrthwnd Posted March 17, 2006 Posted March 17, 2006 These are ALL pretty amazing, everybody! Â Most impressive. Â I think I already have a fave, but will give pause for "the rest" to show up by....ahem....DEVINE INTERVENTION... Â Eh. Didn't work for me, either. See how rotten I am at this? That's why you're doing the photochop and I am "admiring from afar........t"
phazan Posted March 17, 2006 Posted March 17, 2006 some of these stuff is just wrong, and i ask you don't make these kinda anti-christain pics...(i'm christain) Â Well I am too, but that doesnt mean you cant make jokes about it. To tell you the truth, I really havent seen a ''bad'' photochop. I like this photochop contest, its fun, and isnt really making fun of religious people. Â Also, like it says ''Disclaimer! You need a sense of humor to view our site, if you don't have a sense of humor, or are easily offended, please turn back now!''
dandaman Posted March 17, 2006 Posted March 17, 2006 Since I don't have Photoshop, I'll make a suggestion. Â Regarding the "Highway to Hell" thing, you could put up a pic of the Boosterbikes over in Europe (the green one that, for some reason, I can't remember the name of). Since it has the airtime hill just after the launch, you could have the bikes going into Satan's open mouth (a la Revenge of the Mummy).
CoasterFanatic Posted March 17, 2006 Posted March 17, 2006 Did someone say something about "crossing the line"?
waterviper Posted March 18, 2006 Posted March 18, 2006 Hey Sean here is the song to go along with your ride!!   YO HO YO HO a Jesus life for me. I heal and cure and was raised from the dead I will give you everlasting lifeee. I am all the wow, so come worship me now, I am Jesus tap dancing christttttt!!!! YO HO YO HO a Jesus life for meeeeee  *DO NOT COUNT THIS AS MY ENTRY PLEASE* This is Seans brain child!  This is just to add humor to this most humorifical thread ever!!
cfc Posted March 18, 2006 Posted March 18, 2006 Behold, as he doth embarrass himself on the boards again, with the work of his not-so-mighty hand, using tools dating back to biblical times! Â I give ye . . . Â eXodus! Â Chuck "Will he even manage two votes this time?" Campbell Remove your shoes, for you tread on holy ground! But then you can't ride because it is against our Lord's commandments!
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