M_Force_4_ever Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 touch my monkey. why does water taste watery? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chavslayer Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Steel is hard. Why wont it work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AznShortBoi8021 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 The taco has no cheese Why does your cat smell like ahir? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 Because some people think that stop signs don't apply to them. What do you do you with your empty soda cans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AznShortBoi8021 Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 The dog pees on the sofa. How many potatoes are in a lemon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterfreak101 Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 9,182,304.37165 Escht van einger flehna ongen orgf ahj? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldJJman Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 A butt plug. To turn on the light, why does the switch always go up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkStitch626 Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 The light switch must be horny.. How the heck is Hades #1 for innovation in the Golden ticket awards?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted March 25, 2006 Author Share Posted March 25, 2006 Your mom. HOW DO I SHOT WEB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 You need to change the turn signal fluid in your car before you go whippy-dipping down the road. If they close Florida, how much barbed wire would they need? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 Buffalo meat. Where is my mustard seed battle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbuck Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 In Walla Walla Washington. Why are pants orange? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurricane Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 BUNNIES, BUNNIES IT MUST BE BUNNIES!!! Or Maybe Midgets!? Give me Something to sing about! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ats86 Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 UR A MIDGET!, sing about that can i have a mcflurry now? PLEASE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AznShortBoi8021 Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 Question that isn't need question. How many pieces of ahir does it take to make an ahir pie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chavslayer Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 8 o clock. How big is big? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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niiicolaaah Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Crampon. What's the square root of pineapple? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurricane Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Space Mountain Why does everyone hate vekomas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfBeastSucks Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Because Stars Hollow isn't a real town. Why do apartments cost so much in New York City? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Sleeping on an anthill. Why are Disney monorail tracks made of concrete instead of steel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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