no_brain_er Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Yo mama is so stupid the thought a scholarship was a boat full of smart people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigstevet07 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Your mama's so old, she was there when Moses parted the red sea. She was on the other side fishing. Your mama's so old, she was there when Jesus walked on water and said it's gotta be the shoes. Your mama's so dumb she tried to sign up for the old navy. Your mama's so short, when she sits on a curb her feet swing. Your mama's house is so small, the welcome mat just says "well" Your mama's house is so small, the front and back door are on the same hinge. Your mama's so fat, she can't wear a Malcom X jackeet because helicopters keep trying to land on her. Â From the Robot Chicken Star Wars special: Your mama's so dumb, she kept saying are not to R2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gintypoo Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 In Scotland we say "YER MUM" or, more classically, "YER MAW"  E.G: "Yer maw's vag is a bucket" or  "By the way, Yer Mum says good morning"  or  "Ask me why I am so fat" "Why are you so fat?" "Cuz Yer Mum feeds me a biscuit every time we have sex"  OCH AYE YER MAW!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Your momma's so stupid, she puts lipstick on her head to make up her mind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astroworldfan1 Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Yo mamma is so fat, when she goes to a buffet, she gets a group discount! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewheeled999 Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Two that I recently came up with: Â Your mom's so fat, when she went skydiving, she caused a solar eclipse! Â Your mom's so ugly, she wore a Freddy Krueger mask on Halloween, and everyone thought she got a makeover! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoastersNSich Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 ...so dumb... ...she took the Pepsi Challenge, and chose Jif. ...she saw that the movie was rated NC-17, and brought 17 friends. ...saw the sign that said "Disney World Left," and turned around and went back home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Force 310 Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Your maternal parental unit is so morbidly obese, that when she sits in the vicinity of her domicile, she sits in the vicinity of her domicile. Â zing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamjar Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 ^? I went for a 5 mile run yesterday.... 2 laps around yo mamma! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
154bmag Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 yo mama so fat she's an ACEr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osm Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 I love the Harry Potter-themed ones. Â Yo mommas so fat her Patronus is a cake. Â Yo mommas so fat/stupid she brought syrup to a Quidditch game because she heard there would be Quaffles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The49er Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 "Yo mama's so fat, she has more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!" Â "Yo mama's so ugly, she walked out of a haunted house with a paycheck!" Â "Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on the scale: A - ..she says, 'Hey, that's my phone number!'" B - ..it says 'TO BE CONTINUED"!" C - ..it says 'ONE AT A TIME, PLEASE'!" Â "Yo mama is so ugly, she made an onion cry!" Â "Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on Walmart, she lowers the prices!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jammy2by4 Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Your mamma's so fat when I said was chilly outside, she went running out with a spoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechanic Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 Your mama's so fat, her belt size is "equator". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatle11 Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 - What weighs 400 pounds 8 oz and sings in the shower? - Your mom holding a bar of soap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkeyman18 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Your moms so old her social security number is 2 Your moms so old she is facebook friends with moses! Your moms so hairy when she takes a shower they film gorillas in the mist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdcon Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 yo mommas like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, she blows than gets laid in the closet.  Yo momma has 3 fingers and a banjo.  Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack  Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdcon Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 I love the Harry Potter-themed ones. Yo mommas so fat her Patronus is a cake.  Yo mommas so fat/stupid she brought syrup to a Quidditch game because she heard there would be Quaffles.  Agreed.  Yo mama's so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge. Yo mama's so fat the Sorting Hat assigned her to the House of Pancakes. Yo mama's so stupid she thinks Patronus is a kind of Tequlia. Yo mama's so nasty, the Forbidden Forrest was named after her. Yo mama's so nasty, every pair of her panties has the Dark Mark on them. Ya mama's so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imawesome1124 Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Yo mamma so fat she fell down, snapped her leg, and gravy poured out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galindoverhere Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Your mama is so old she turns on the history channel to see if she's on!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 ^Is she an alien? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galindoverhere Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 ^Is she an alien? Â LOL No!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
154bmag Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 ^Is she an alien? Â LOL No!!! You haven't watched the History Channel recently, haven't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galindoverhere Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Yes I have it's just I wasn't referring to their alien shows in general... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E1ticket5 Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 Yo' Mamma's so old, that she was around when roller coasters were Russian Ice Slides! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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