woah_killa Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 You're momma's so dumb, she had you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benzo41190 Posted March 19, 2006 Author Share Posted March 19, 2006 Your mom is so old, she got her drivers ID photo taken on top of a Dinosaur. Your mom is so hunched backed, she has to wear scuba gear to do dishes. Your mom is so fat, that we she took a drink out of the ocean and they found Atlantis Your mom is poor that she waves around a popsickle stick and calls it Central AC. Your mom is so dumb that she thought pressing "Tab" on the keyboard would give her a soda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBannedKid Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Your mom is so fat, I swerved around her with a full tank of gas and I ran out . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ats86 Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Yo mommas like a 7/11: on every corner and always open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasters 4 me Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Your momma's so stupid she stole a free sample Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benzo41190 Posted March 19, 2006 Author Share Posted March 19, 2006 your mom is like the town taxi, everyone gets a ride. your moms is so big, sumo wrestlers use it as a trampoline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Your mom is so stupid, she can count her IQ with one hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trustkill22 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Yo mommas so fat, She had to use mapquest to find her neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterExpert13 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Ya momma's so fat, everytime she turns around, she's in a different state. Ya mommas teeth are so big, everytime she sneeze, she bites her own boobie. Ya mommas hair is so nappy, everytime she comes it, her teeth bleed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XII Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 (edited) Yo mammas so fat that when they did liposuction surgery on her, It took 10 years to remove that much blubber and they found Atlantis, The Wooly Mammoths and all the dinosaurs! They wern't extinct after all! Edited December 27, 2011 by XII Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterExpert13 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Yo mama's like a bag of potao chips: "Free-to-lay". Yo mama's like a mail box: open day and night. Yo mama's like a Bounty Paper Towel: she picks up all kinds of slimey wet stuff. Yo mama's like AOL 9.0: Fun fast, easy and free for too months. Yo mama's like 7-ll: Open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cent you can get a slurpy. Yo mama's like cake mix: 15 servings per package. Yo mama's like Mc Donalds: 20 Billion served worldwide. Yo mama's a dollar bill: She gets handled all across the country. Yo mama's like Pizz Hut: If she isn't there in 30mins. then it's free! Yo mama's like a school at 3 O'clock: Childern keep coming out, and nobody can remeber all the fathers. Yo mama's like a screen door: After a couple of bangs, she loosens up. Hope thats not too overboard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vekoma Fan Boy Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Yo mama's so stupid she sits on the T.V. and watches the couch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arlen23 Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Your Mom is so ignorant, that when she was a visitor of the 2nd grade class and took their test for a sample, she got stuck on how to spell DNA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benzo41190 Posted April 9, 2006 Author Share Posted April 9, 2006 your mom is so stupid she tripped on the cord of a cordless phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Yo mama's so stupid she puts stamps on e-mails. Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AznShortBoi8021 Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Yo mama so fat, she killed everyone the movie theatre by sitting down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socalMAN123 Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Your momma's so fat, when I went over to your house, I could see her through all the windows. Your momma's so stupid, she tried to alphabetize the M & Ms. ---Brent (My brother told me these) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterguy618 Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Your mommas so stupid, she was driving to Disney World on the Highway, and a Sign said DisneyWorld- Left, so she turned around and went home. Your mommas so fat, that when God said Make Light, he had to ask her to move out of the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistedTrack Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Your momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale! OHHHHHHHH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frozenflames Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 Yo mama ate so much fast food, McDonald's had to change the name of their burgers from Big Macs to Big Mamas. Yo mama's so dumb, she tried to call the hospital and asked, "what's the number for 911?" Yo mama's so hairy, she needs a lawn mower to keep it all trimmed. Yo mama's so fat, she uses a carpet as a towel. Yo mama's so fat, she puts one toe in a swimming pool, and the splash is so big, everyone else drowns. Yo mama's so dumb, when she wants ice cream, she puts a cow in a freezer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benzo41190 Posted April 15, 2006 Author Share Posted April 15, 2006 Your moms back is so huntched, McDonalds asked to use her picture for the their logo. Your moms back is so huntched, she has to wear scuba gear to do the dishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigjohnson51 Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 yo momma is so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24 Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 yo mamma is like a mattress, she gets slept on, laid on, and gets worn out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vjgx Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 I'm too lazy to look and see if anyone's said this yet, but here I go: Your mom's so fat, that when she walked by the TV I missed three episodes! Also: Your mom's so fat, that instead of God saying "let there be light", he said "move over!" Your mom's so fat, that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterExpert13 Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to put water on a heart burn. Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car. Yo mama's like Mc Donalds: Billions Served. Yo mama's got one big boob, one small boob and they call her "Biggie Smalls." Yo mama don't have legs, talking about how she's gonna run for president Yo mama's got a wooden nipple and they call her Corky. Yo mama got fake hair, fakes eyes, fake nails talking about she wants a real man. Yo mama's got a eating disorder, she be eating dis-order, dat-order...hell she eats all the damn orders. Yo mama's got three teeth, one in her mouth and two in her pocket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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