BarryH Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 In between things like backing up data or waiting in the doctor's office, I've been writing the song "Credit Whore." It's to the tune of Avril Lavigne's "Sk8er Boi." Here are some lyrics. Let me know what you think! EDIT: Here is the semi-rough version: "Credit Whore" Parody by Barry H. Montu I’ve rode Gwazi I’ve done Now it’s time for some Wacky Worm fun Hey, it’s an SLC You say that they’re the same Even with different names It adds to my count All just the well, I log them into Excel Rode all the Deja Vus And the Superman: Ultimate Flights They brought my credit count to newer heights I am a credit whore I borrow three year old boys For a ride on the Taxi Jam The seats may be too small I may be too tall But I will ride every coaster on Earth! 5 months to wait I sit at home Waiting for the opening of another Batman clone Boot up my PC Access RCDB Where is the nearest Jeepers to me? I called up my friend We wanted to go To Astroworld, you know, To ride the Serpent before the park closed Hey, look what I found There’s a Boomerang around No credit shall be turned down I am a credit whore I borrow three year old boys For a ride on the Taxi Jam I’m at 299 coasters, you see What will my 300th be? The High Speed Thrill Coaster, of course! I am a credit whore I borrow three year old boys For a ride on the Taxi Jam Vekoma skater time No kid needed according to the sign I’m waiting in the 60 minute line Does Journey to Atlantis count, my friend? It’s got the coaster part in the end How about Dudley Do-Right’s Ripsaw Falls? It’s got a lift hill, after all Hey, why can’t you see? My hero is Elissa Alvey? Waive 5 bucks in front of the operator’s eyes Maybe he’ll let me take a ride There’s a Minor Mike A ‘Lil Shaver I like Here I found a Dragon Wagon I am in love They’re powered, I know But it’s still a credit, hey bro! I am a credit whore I borrow three year old boys For a ride on the Taxi Jam Visited the Six Flags Over Georgia park Visited American Adventures on a lark Now I’ve got a new credit to mark I am a credit whore I need credits more and more I saw a Fiesta Express My credit whoring is in excess But you do the same I just know! Who has a garage band and wants to record it? I'll give you $1.95! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 No good can come from this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaneymon Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 ^ for once in my life I agree with you Wes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DenDen Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 OMG! Once I get settled in my new apartment, I think I'm going to produce a coaster parody song! This is such a good idea.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Now I'll be REALLY impressed if someone goes to your local "record your own song" type of place, records this version, and uploads it to TPR!!! --Robb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jew Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Is there nothing Barry can't do? He's already the worlds greatest theme park video producer, and now he's taking song writing by storm!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hattuchili Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 OMG, we really need someone who want to record it! Maybe it could be the brand new TPR song!? LOL --Sören Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DenDen Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Possible music for "Credit Whore"? I know, it's gay and all, but then, so am I. LOL creditwhore.mp3 music by denden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maliboomer Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 ^ It sounds like porno music! Coaster climaxing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s2pids2 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 ^^ CLASSIC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterfreak101 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 ROFL Barry! Great song. I was thinking more of (to the Spiderman theme) Credit Whore Credit Whore Goes wherever a credit is... Can't think of a last line at the moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryH Posted February 17, 2006 Author Share Posted February 17, 2006 I was humming a Robb Alvey song, to the tune of "Lola." It'll be like "Alvey, Robb, Robb, Robb, Robb, Alvey, Robb, Robb, Robb, Robb Alvey!" That's as far as I've gotten. "Weird Barry" H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissie Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 ^ LMAO Barry, u should make an album Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imbordisux Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 She's a girl... (credit whore) She's just a girl... (credit whore) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryH Posted February 17, 2006 Author Share Posted February 17, 2006 I've done a semi-rough version of the song: Montu I’ve rode Gwazi I’ve done Now it’s time for some Wacky Worm fun Hey, it’s an SLC You say that they’re the same Even with different names It adds to my count All just the well, I log them into Excel Rode all the Deja Vus And the Superman: Ultimate Flights They brought my credit count to newer heights I am a credit whore I borrow three year old boys For a ride on the Taxi Jam The seats may be too small I may be too tall But I will ride every coaster on Earth! 5 months to wait I sit at home Waiting for the opening of another Batman clone Boot up my PC Access RCDB Where is the nearest Jeepers to me? I called up my friend We wanted to go To Astroworld, you know, To ride the Serpent before the park closed Hey, look what I found There’s a Boomerang around No credit shall be turned down I am a credit whore I borrow three year old boys For a ride on the Taxi Jam I’m at 299 coasters, you see What will my 300th be? The High Speed Thrill Coaster, of course! I am a credit whore I borrow three year old boys For a ride on the Taxi Jam Vekoma skater time No kid needed according to the sign I’m waiting in the 60 minute line Does Journey to Atlantis count, my friend? It’s got the coaster part in the end How about Dudley Do-Right’s Ripsaw Falls? It’s got a lift hill, after all Hey, why can’t you see? My hero is Elissa Alvey? Waive 5 bucks in front of the operator’s eyes Maybe he’ll let me take a ride There’s a Minor Mike A ‘Lil Shaver I like Here I found a Dragon Wagon I am in love They’re powered, I know But it’s still a credit, hey bro! I am a credit whore I borrow three year old boys For a ride on the Taxi Jam Visited the Six Flags Over Georgia park Visited American Adventures on a lark Now I’ve got a new credit to mark I am a credit whore I need credits more and more I saw a Fiesta Express My credit whoring is in excess But you do the same I just know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 oh for the love of god please make it stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterfreak101 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 ROFL! I like the song Barry, it made me laugh! PS- Wes, where's your Capitalization and Punctuation ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnage Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 You might not want to use the phrase "I borrow 3 year old boys". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingScooter Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 LOL. Hey robb, hopefully if someone does to a record-a-song booth, they add old movie sound bites to it... I'm a credit whore (insert sound bite from classic movie Oliver) Please sir, can i have some more. might be a fun rap song... well, maybe not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DenDen Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 ^ It sounds like porno music! Coaster climaxing! EXACTLY! Then it's appropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socalMAN123 Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 You might not want to use the phrase "I borrow 3 year old boys". OMG Barry please tell me you're not related to MJ! Kidding, anyways, what a hilarious song! Great lyrics! ---Brent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterdude5 Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Wow.... Creative? Can't really think of anything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 PS- Wes, where's your Capitalization and Punctuation ? Sometimes the traumatic nature of a situation can cause us to panic and feel anxious. At times like these it is common for such trivial matters as grammar to be thrown out the window temporarily. I'm sure once this frightening concept goes away Wes's skills will be restored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luxo Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 ^ Thanks for giving me a new excuse for my grammar. "capitalization?? spellign?/ pfft, I'm just suffering constant anxiety attacks!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jew Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Barry is my hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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