Jump to content
  TPR Home | Parks | Twitter | Facebook | YouTube | Instagram 

I'm writing the song "Credit Whore"


Recommended Posts

In between things like backing up data or waiting in the doctor's office, I've been writing the song "Credit Whore." It's to the tune of Avril Lavigne's "Sk8er Boi." Here are some lyrics. Let me know what you think!

 

EDIT: Here is the semi-rough version:

 

"Credit Whore"

Parody by Barry H.

 

Montu I’ve rode

 

Gwazi I’ve done

 

Now it’s time for some Wacky Worm fun

 

Hey, it’s an SLC

 

You say that they’re the same

 

Even with different names

 

It adds to my count

 

All just the well, I log them into Excel

 

Rode all the Deja Vus

 

And the Superman: Ultimate Flights

 

They brought my credit count to newer heights

 

 

 

I am a credit whore

 

I borrow three year old boys

 

For a ride on the Taxi Jam

 

The seats may be too small

 

I may be too tall

 

But I will ride every coaster on Earth!

 

 

 

5 months to wait

 

I sit at home

 

Waiting for the opening of another Batman clone

 

Boot up my PC

 

Access RCDB

 

Where is the nearest Jeepers to me?

 

I called up my friend

 

We wanted to go

 

To Astroworld, you know,

 

To ride the Serpent before the park closed

 

Hey, look what I found

 

There’s a Boomerang around

 

No credit shall be turned down

 

 

 

I am a credit whore

 

I borrow three year old boys

 

For a ride on the Taxi Jam

 

I’m at 299 coasters, you see

 

What will my 300th be?

 

The High Speed Thrill Coaster, of course!

 

 

 

I am a credit whore

 

I borrow three year old boys

 

For a ride on the Taxi Jam

 

Vekoma skater time

 

No kid needed according to the sign

 

I’m waiting in the 60 minute line

 

 

 

Does Journey to Atlantis count, my friend?

 

It’s got the coaster part in the end

 

How about Dudley Do-Right’s Ripsaw Falls?

 

It’s got a lift hill, after all

 

Hey, why can’t you see?

 

My hero is Elissa Alvey?

 

Waive 5 bucks in front of the operator’s eyes

 

Maybe he’ll let me take a ride

 

 

 

There’s a Minor Mike

 

A ‘Lil Shaver I like

 

Here I found a Dragon Wagon

 

I am in love

 

They’re powered, I know

 

But it’s still a credit, hey bro!

 

 

 

I am a credit whore

 

I borrow three year old boys

 

For a ride on the Taxi Jam

 

Visited the Six Flags Over Georgia park

 

Visited American Adventures on a lark

 

Now I’ve got a new credit to mark

 

 

 

I am a credit whore

 

I need credits more and more

 

I saw a Fiesta Express

 

My credit whoring is in excess

 

But you do the same

 

I just know!

 

 

 

Who has a garage band and wants to record it? I'll give you $1.95!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 66
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

I've done a semi-rough version of the song:

 

Montu I’ve rode

 

Gwazi I’ve done

 

Now it’s time for some Wacky Worm fun

 

Hey, it’s an SLC

 

You say that they’re the same

 

Even with different names

 

It adds to my count

 

All just the well, I log them into Excel

 

Rode all the Deja Vus

 

And the Superman: Ultimate Flights

 

They brought my credit count to newer heights

 

 

 

I am a credit whore

 

I borrow three year old boys

 

For a ride on the Taxi Jam

 

The seats may be too small

 

I may be too tall

 

But I will ride every coaster on Earth!

 

 

 

5 months to wait

 

I sit at home

 

Waiting for the opening of another Batman clone

 

Boot up my PC

 

Access RCDB

 

Where is the nearest Jeepers to me?

 

I called up my friend

 

We wanted to go

 

To Astroworld, you know,

 

To ride the Serpent before the park closed

 

Hey, look what I found

 

There’s a Boomerang around

 

No credit shall be turned down

 

 

 

I am a credit whore

 

I borrow three year old boys

 

For a ride on the Taxi Jam

 

I’m at 299 coasters, you see

 

What will my 300th be?

 

The High Speed Thrill Coaster, of course!

 

 

 

I am a credit whore

 

I borrow three year old boys

 

For a ride on the Taxi Jam

 

Vekoma skater time

 

No kid needed according to the sign

 

I’m waiting in the 60 minute line

 

 

 

Does Journey to Atlantis count, my friend?

 

It’s got the coaster part in the end

 

How about Dudley Do-Right’s Ripsaw Falls?

 

It’s got a lift hill, after all

 

Hey, why can’t you see?

 

My hero is Elissa Alvey?

 

Waive 5 bucks in front of the operator’s eyes

 

Maybe he’ll let me take a ride

 

 

 

There’s a Minor Mike

 

A ‘Lil Shaver I like

 

Here I found a Dragon Wagon

 

I am in love

 

They’re powered, I know

 

But it’s still a credit, hey bro!

 

 

 

I am a credit whore

 

I borrow three year old boys

 

For a ride on the Taxi Jam

 

Visited the Six Flags Over Georgia park

 

Visited American Adventures on a lark

 

Now I’ve got a new credit to mark

 

 

 

I am a credit whore

 

I need credits more and more

 

I saw a Fiesta Express

 

My credit whoring is in excess

 

But you do the same

 

I just know!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

PS- Wes, where's your Capitalization and Punctuation ?

 

Sometimes the traumatic nature of a situation can cause us to panic and feel anxious. At times like these it is common for such trivial matters as grammar to be thrown out the window temporarily. I'm sure once this frightening concept goes away Wes's skills will be restored.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

Terms of Use https://themeparkreview.com/forum/topic/116-terms-of-service-please-read/