sfmmFREAK Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 all of our families are somewhat unique. on a scale of 1-10, how dysfunctional is your family. mine would have to be a 9.7 -my mom: 50 y/o streaking blonde with the blonde intellegence to boot. she watches dr. phill and oprah to laugh at the quests. -my dad: he is 50 y/o and is in a garage band. he owns $30,000 in quitars, speakers, audio systems, etc. -my brother, pete: has downsindrome (sp?) and is obsessed with bodybuilding. -my brother tony: he kills gophers for a living. he sold his truck and his audi, so now all he drives is the gopher truck. he also has a broken, and swolen pinky toe that he named Frank. -my sister sabrina: the normal one in the bunch. she is studying kenesialogy (sp?) and wants to become a physical therepist. she can also hold her alcohaul like a pro. -my grandma: constantly trying to run away, but forgets because of alzheimers -me: the black sheep. i am the only one of my siblings to look like my dad. while my siblings have my mom's German blonde hair and icy blue eyes, i have my dad's italian brown hair, brownish-green eyes, italian skin, italian nose. and i am a thrill junkie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddymonster Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Okay, since you didn't really explain the scale, I'm going to assume that 1 is least dysfunctional and 10 is the most. I would have to give my family a mediocre 5. I mean, my mother is great, a single mom, makes good money, and somewhat mentally sound, but my father I have not seen for over 3 years and is somewhere on the ghetto island of Cyprus my parents are from. Let's just say that my dad is a convicted felon with a huge "mouth" who doesn't take his medicine because he thinks that some miracle is going to happen and he will be all better. But I guess every family has its black sheep. (Me?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterFanatic Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 2. Pretty boring actually. Mother was a teacher (retired) Father was steel worker (retired) Parents are divorced Brother is in med school at 37 I work 9-5 and watch Jeopardy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shockwave Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 2. Dad works for an electronics company. Mum is a retired teacher. Parents have been married nearly 27 years. My brother goes to High School. I work for RAC (Roadside Rescue & Relay Company). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AznShortBoi8021 Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 1.5 My mom was a cashier. She doesn't know that much english. My dad used to own an autobody shop. He sold it a few months ago. He has a four million in the bank :shock: . I'm freakin' serious. My parents are both 58 years old. They are used to saving up money, so its natural that they conserve each paycheck. My brother is 17 years old. He is in secondary/high school. He is fairly smart and is in the track team, has a girlfriend, and lives the normal teenage life. I wish my parents would give me one million dollars. I boss people around at a Necco candy factory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiCoastal Kid Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 I work for RAC (Roadside Rescue & Relay Company). How the hell did they get RAC from that??? Anyway, I would say 8. Nothing but drama here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twister II Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 9.99 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfBeastSucks Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 4-ish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhishyBrewer Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Is there an 11??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luxo Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 4.00095896872 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazen_AZN Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 12. seriously, MAJOR problems. im still shocked i'm not EMO yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterfreak11 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 I don't really think my family is disfunctional. It's obviously not a perfect family, but it's pretty good. We really don't fight that often and if we do it's over something really stupid. I don't really have any rules because my family trusts me. I have two brothers and one is getting married in February! My other brother is in college right now. I'd say my family is a 2.0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woah_killa Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 9.99... my dad did something bad...really bad...and is in prison for 18 years... my mom has cancer and has to raise 2 kids bein single and stuff... my sister was extremely depressed but not that much anymore...she still is sick a lot and has problems with her friends... i'm sorta the ok one but sorta wierd... (i figured since you guys wur so accepting i could get this off of my chest ) :edit: i'm not emo i just had to get that off my chest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazen_AZN Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 9.99... my dad did something bad...really bad...and is in prison for 18 years... my mom has cancer and has to raise 2 kids bein single and stuff... my sister was extremely depressed but not that much anymore...she still is sick a lot and has problems with her friends... i'm sorta the ok one but sorta wierd... (i figured since you guys wur so accepting i could get this off of my chest ) :edit: i'm not emo i just had to get that off my chest... i retract my 12 and give my family a 2... sorry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woah_killa Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 don't everybody be like "sorry!" it's alright...i cheer myself up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddymonster Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Man this thread has become a total buzzkill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nissanskyline1235 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 oh god.... I'll give it a flat out 10. --Nobody in this family is willing to stick up for themselves. The want something done, yet sit on their asses and do nothing. --They WILL blackmail you, talk behind your back, even to your face! --We fight constantly, usually, but lately I think I've said 3 words to my mom in the last week. --Dad walked out when I was 3 --Grandma plays the victim constantly, and tries to make everybody feel sorry for her. --Mom is a violent person, pretty much always drunk. --Aunt and uncle who live with us at the moment, are total snobs. Theres more, but I don't think any of you want to hear my life story.. --Cody W Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasters 4 me Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 2-ish -My mum works as a Civil Servant, likes her job and has good friends there. -My dad works on a farm in a museum, Ulster Folk and Transports Museum. When I tell my friends that my dad works there, they think it is cool because he looks after all the animals, Horses, Chickens, Cows and Pigs. -I go to a good school. Play hockey alot so I am pretty active. -Mum, dad and me get along well, just sometimes, we I have a bad mood, they throw a wobbler at me. -We live in a nice house. And if you dont know what "Wobbler" means, it means that they get angry or mess up or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hattuchili Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 I think I would give my family a 6. The ones who have read my "Disney Cast Member" thread know how bad my parents are! I think my brother, grandparents and my uncle and aunt are the only normal people in my family! :? However, in a few weeks I am away from my damn parents! --Sören Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterExpert13 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 I'd say about 3 Average Goofy Mom (37Yo), nurse at childrens hospital, great pay, wonderful sense of humor. She's Currently single, taking care of us 3 goofy kids (19, 18, 16) Sister Dom (18Yo) in college, has a good job....straight A student (attitude problem sometimes) Sister Debbie (16Yo) Cell Phone gets her in trouble....in high school..(very touchy) Me(19Yo) average guy, in college B-C average student, talk really fast....love thrills, a constant goof ball. Live in a very nice house... We rarely argue...every friday we have comedian night. (Mom and dad gave me and sis's the same initals DAK) Dad(38Yo)..lives down the street...I visit him and lil' bro's almost every day..sisters visit when they can....has 2 boys by step mom. Works as manager of stock at grocery chain....average pay. Step mom works painitng anything from cartoon characters to famous people in peoples houses, or basments... by demand...has 2 daughters from previous marriage. They have a very nice house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momo1tx Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Reading all of these, my family's probably just a 1 or 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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