Fallen Heretic Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 Question. WTF are "assburgers"? Asperger's Disorder is a weakening in the mirror neuron system, as was eloquently explained in Scientific American, which I read cover-to-cover. Now this may have nothing to do with therianthropy, or it could. "Assburgers" is a bastardization that would make Hans Asperger spin in his grave. Of course, I should probably act like I have a lower IQ than I really do in order for you to understand me. (For the record, my IQ is 167.) People with Asperger's tend to be bright and have incredible skills in reading and math. (I took AP Calculus in my junior year, and I have not studied for a single latin test in four years. I still get A's.) I can read at 100 pageds an hour, and have a slight pronunciation problem (I mess up pronunciation of words I have read and understood, but not heard.) I beat Myst in 3 minutes, and could do it again in 2. I do Scientific American crosswords (more difficult than a New York Times Sunday puzzle) and can argue any point I wish to. All this may or may not be linked to therianthropy, but I know this: Dragons are real. They are nearly impossible to kill. Onyxia dropped out of training because she did not meet the minimum requirements for strength and fortitude. This is why she gets ganked a lot. If you think making fun of the mentally ill is a good time, then you are clearly mentally ill yourself. So confess your illness and I might let you off. Comprende? I dunno about America, but where I come from, assburgers = poo. We also call it bum-nuggets. Your intelligence has nothing to do with therianthropy and everything to do with Asperger's Disorder. As well as the negative symptoms, it also has the effect of focusing the mind more firmly on some tasks, making them easier. Of course, its that very disorder that stops you from realising that and seeing anyone elses point of view. Its also why you are obsessed with the therianthropy thing, and cant see that its little more than ancient myths used as god figures and to frighten children. Of course it makes no difference me saying this because another symptom is the "Im right, your wrong, no matter what anyone says" thing. Anyway, cant we get this back on track to the serious topic at hand, Coasters on the moon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 "Assburgers" = excuse for "I'M A DRAGON! I'M OBSESSED! I'M RIGHT ALL THE TIME CUZ I HAVE AN IQ OF 167! LOL!" -Carl "Also has Aspergers, but doesn't get carried away with it." F. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 All this may or may not be linked to therianthropy, but I know this: Dragons are real. They are nearly impossible to kill. Onyxia dropped out of training because she did not meet the minimum requirements for strength and fortitude. This is why she gets ganked a lot. If you think making fun of the mentally ill is a good time, then you are clearly mentally ill yourself. So confess your illness and I might let you off. Comprende? You claim to be "book smart", though you obviously have no problem propagating the obvious lie you are a mythical creature, thus I can't see why you wouldn't lie about test scores and academic achievements (and you did not beat Myst in three minutes unless you were cheating). Maybe because your aspergers makes you feel disconnected from society, you feel like you have to escape the reality of your life and live as a mythical creature. I am asking you as caring person to go get help. If you're already seeing a therapist for your aspergers, please try to seek counseling and treatment for this as well. It is not healthy to continue to believe things like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan King Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 All this may or may not be linked to therianthropy, but I know this: Dragons are real. They are nearly impossible to kill. Onyxia dropped out of training because she did not meet the minimum requirements for strength and fortitude. This is why she gets ganked a lot. If you think making fun of the mentally ill is a good time, then you are clearly mentally ill yourself. So confess your illness and I might let you off. Comprende? You claim to be "book smart", though you obviously have no problem propagating the obvious lie you are a mythical creature, thus I can't see why you wouldn't lie about test scores and academic achievements (and you did not beat Myst in three minutes unless you were cheating). Maybe because your aspergers makes you feel disconnected from society, you feel like you have to escape the reality of your life and live as a mythical creature. I am asking you as caring person to go get help. If you're already seeing a therapist for your aspergers, please try to seek counseling and treatment for this as well. It is not healthy to continue to believe things like this. Thats kind of you Wes, but how do we know this isnt just someone having a blast messing with our heads? -Ryan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeemerBoy Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 I don't need to be tormented here. Um, then don't come begging for it by posting about your "draconic side." Your over-inflated IQ should have tipped you off about the repercussions of doing such an ignorant thing. I am asking you as caring person to go get help. If you're already seeing a therapist for your aspergers, please try to seek counseling and treatment for this as well. It is not healthy to continue to believe things like this. I second this. But hey, if anything, maybe you could use your powers of flight to check out what coasters on the moon would be like. We'd definitely appreciate that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ccron10 Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 This is getting stupid. There are nearly 3 to 4 pages nothing but unnesessary arguments of weither dragons exist. Lets settle it with this answer: yes and no- The Komodo Dragon. Even though it does have "dragon" in it's name it is actually a large lizard. NOW! Back to the actual topic. You could build coasters on the moon execpt the track would have to be a tube and the trains would have to be windowed compartments just like those message tube thingys. The compartments would be launched through the track at fast speeds. (I learned about this from the Science Channel today.) -Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkTums Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 It's so awesome when a 15 year old gets a topic BACK on track by talking about rides on the moon...and he's right to do so! BEST. THREAD. EVER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timetrial3141592 Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 I checked. There is a ride on the moon. However, it is a large trampoline. No coasters yet, but I did get a nice moon rock. Oh, and happy new year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 BEST. THREAD. EVER. I LOVE that you said this, I literally just clicked "repy" in order to simply post that sentence. Rides on the moon, draconic halves, Asperger's syndrome, and Wes being caring... This thread has everything I need in life. I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
larrygator Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 How would pie be on the moon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 Even better than normal Pie! It could float! Possibly.. Hmm floating meat and potatoe pie.... <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 Eating chicken balti pie... whilst riding a coaster... with a dragon... on the moon... I would die happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan King Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 Eating chicken balti pie... whilst riding a coaster... with a dragon... on the moon... I would die happy. lmao! Listening to Tommy Tutone would make it SO much more exciting! -Ryan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 Fresnonian Rap Battles....ON THE MOON?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan King Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 Fresnonian Rap Battles....ON THE MOON?!?! OH YEAH Wes, Lets go, dont forget to bring your K-Fed CD! -Ryan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jason10 Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 I say. Incredibly smooth! Floaty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen Heretic Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Airtimetastic. Yeah. As an added bonus, it might negate the headbanging problems because of the big helmet you would have to wear. You know, so you dont die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timetrial3141592 Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Random question: Is Wes caring, or is he a complete jerk? I'm leaning jerk. It's because he touches himself at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spookbaby Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 ^ I touch myself at night. That's why all the dinosaurs died. That's okay though because it's totally worth it Laura "impropriety rocks" Huls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan King Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Random question: Is Wes caring, or is he a complete jerk? I'm leaning jerk. It's because he touches himself at night. Wow! What a GREAT comeback!!!! Where could you have POSSIBLY gotten that from!?!?! Thats SOOO Hillarious! Wait..as I recall..that was something WES said!!! Hmmm... And Laura..you rock my socks! -Ryan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 I heard from a wise old wizard that everytime I touch myself, god kills a dragon. So I keep touching myself, hoping that one day you won't post anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timetrial3141592 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Case in point: you are a jerk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjaco Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 I heard from a wise old wizard that everytime I touch myself, god kills a dragon. So I keep touching myself, hoping that one day you won't post anymore. I believe god is a dragon. Where does that leave us???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkTums Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Guys I really don't want to have to lock this thread, since it is sooooo awesome... So can we please just let it die and get buried for another year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corkscrewed Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Don't let one troll ruin the fun! BTW, I was surprised no one mentioned 2012 as the end of the Mayan calendar. Or I think it was the Mayan calendar. As for how coasters would be on the moon? Well, since gravity is three times less, we could build them three times as tall!!! And they'd be three times awesomer! And the height restrictions would be three times less! All because you paid three dollars to ride. Or something? Either way, a roller coaster on the moon, properly engineered, would be very gouda. *rimshot* *crickets* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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