coasterdude5 Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 http://www.urbandictionary.com My friend got this yesterday and I haven't laughed that hard in weeks. Basically it is a dictionary filled with slang terms. Here's some really funny ones: (not meant to be racist related) Term created by inner city youth expressing obvious agreemet, but eradicated from use once it was adopted by mainstream America as a parody of inner city youths. White Guy: "I sure could use a beer" Whiter Guy: "f'shizzle my n'izzle" Non-white Guy: Rolls eyes Huge items which are worn by gangstas as jewelry to show how wealthy they are. Items range from diamond earrings so big their heads are permanently cast to one side, chains so heavy that the individual suffers from chronic neck pains, and rings which take two fingers to wear. Usually made of platinum and laced with diamonds, those who purchase this type of jewelry find themselves in heavy debt and thus cannot afford to pay for the other necessities in life, like a comb, toothbrush, soap, washing power, or tissue. Though one who has an excessive amount of ice ends up sacrificing their personal hygiene, they believe they are still superior to the rest of humanity because of all the jewelry they possess. However, in most cases, individuals end up purchasing fake jewelry either because they can not afford the real thing or because they do not know any better. ~v. –ed, –ing, –es. To drench oneself in jewelry to a point where there is no reason to wear any clothes because the jewelry covers every inch of their body. 1.I am so iced out 2. I have so much ice. Post your favorites! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maliboomer Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 ^ That has been around for a long time! I use it whenever I don't understand anyone, through the website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiCoastal Kid Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 I say this be changed to the "favorite word in the Urban Dictionary" Thread! gay cancer Before much was known about AIDS/HIV, "gay cancer" was sometimes used to describe this strange infection that effected mostly homosexual males in the US. ex: Fag caught a case of gay cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Ahh, the random words... 1. poopsock 1. A sock that is used as a temporary contained for faecal matter. 2. A vital part of any dedicated EverQuest player's equipment. A poopsock eliminates the need to go all the way to the bathroom, which wastes valuable levelling time. 3. An insult used to refer to an obsessive MMORPG player who gains an unusually high number of levels in one day. ex.: SpawnSlayer13 is such a poopsock. He got from level 1 to 60 in the space of a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterdude5 Posted December 11, 2005 Author Share Posted December 11, 2005 I say this be changed to the "favorite word in the Urban Dictionary" Thread! Good idea! Changed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddymonster Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 "I say this be changed to the "favorite word in the Urban Dictionary" Thread! gay cancer Before much was known about AIDS/HIV, "gay cancer" was sometimes used to describe this strange infection that effected mostly homosexual males in the US. ex: Fag caught a case of gay cancer." -Bicoastalkid Wow, could you have used a more macabre example from the slang dictionary??? Someone's disturbed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiCoastal Kid Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 ^"Gay Cancer" is wonderfully politically incorrect, and I intend to use my double standard to its full extent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddymonster Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 ^"Gay Cancer" is wonderfully politically incorrect, and I intend to use my double standard to its full extent. Oh, the irony... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiCoastal Kid Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 ^Precisely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterFanatic Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 "Glass Bottom Boat" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Yankee Guy Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Wicked: New England slang that adds emphasis. Synonymous with really, very and hella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiCoastal Kid Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Wait, ever since when is wicked a New England thing??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhishyBrewer Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 dirty snow trapeser verb: One who does not wipe feet or beat the snow from feet BEFORE entering a house. Especially when the persons in the house walk around in their socks.DAMMIT KATY ,YOU DIRTY SNOW TRAPESER!!! Now my fucking socks are wett!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luxo Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 1. ringtone DJ this is what you call a person who is shuffling through all their fudging ringtones one after another. You yell at them but they don't stop they are like DJ's except they control ringtones not music. Jordan: Aye ringtone DJ i don't wanna hear your tones...stop showwing off you turd. Ringtone DJ: Do you like this one?? Jordan: ARRrrrrrrggggg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XANAX: The Ride Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 emo. This is by far the, the best "NEW WORD FOR ME OF 2005". I love it. The link in this post to the dictionary tends to relate it to depressed teens... There were over 600 definitions! Too many to post. It is quickly making it into the slang of the 21st century yuppy... I will personally see to this! There are MANY emo 20 somethings and 30 somethings. I think I know half of them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddymonster Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 ^^See Dashboard Confessional, Xanax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Yankee Guy Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Wait, ever since when is wicked a New England thing??? It started in New England, and a lot of people do say Wicked up here. In other parts of the states Wicked is considered an insult to something. So yes, it is a New England thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddymonster Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 I thought the term "wicked" was coined in England...I guess I just be ignunt is all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
307 Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=trinh [only amuses me because my friend's name is Trinh, and he's good with computers] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiCoastal Kid Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 ^^Apparently, theirs is the New version... And i have NEVER heards wicked used in a bad connotation. O.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skeet SKEET SKEET SKEET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Um, I hit the "Random" button on the site and got GAY SEX. :shock: WTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterFanatic Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 West Virginia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddymonster Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skeet SKEET SKEET SKEET Ever since that Chapelle's show episode, I was always wondering what that was. Goes to show you how "clever" some people think they are with their birth control...totally stupid. BTW, I hit the random button and I got "Gimmel." Never knew there was an actual word for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Yankee Guy Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 I thought the term "wicked" was coined in England...I guess I just be ignunt is all... Yeah, it is also used in England to express something cool, but when we use Wicked in New England, it's kicked up a notch.. US ---> really,very, extremely UK ---> cool, good, great, funky France ---> (as 'terrible') great Haha, in one of the definitions for wicked it has a disclaimer for residents who are not from/live in New England "*Dont say it if your not from New England b/c you'll sound like a dumbass and people will make fun of you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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