Sunfire Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 stabbing the Disney Channel people for offering him a part in High School Musical 3. He screamed, "HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR YOU TO FIGURE OUT THAT I HATE THIS JOB?" Bowling Pin was devistated. He loved HSM and Zac Efron. Then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splash_Mountain Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Amanda Bynes and Nikki Blonsky came out of Wardrobe, and said Bowling Pin? Which made the bowling pin turn around and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorneypark_fan Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Getting fired and signing on to a movie about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasgiantrules Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 the hard life of being inanimate. The movie also starred a Slovakian camera phone, who previously belonged to. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asr Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Micheal Jackson, who had frequently molested it. After realizing the emotionally scarred phone was not able to act in the movie, the director sent it away to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasgiantrules Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Malibu Promises Rehab Center, where it chatted away with Lindsey Lohan who had recently gotten arrested for. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Thriller Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 saying that she loved pizza hut to a police officer, who likes Binger King better, and wants to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasgiantrules Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 establish a chain of in-park restaurants. He starts his chain in. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 Communist Russia, but Joseph Stalin thinks that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asr Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 Communist Russia, but Joseph Stalin thinks that... Theme parks shouldn't be allowed in a communist country because they are privatly owned. However, Dick Kinzel, a fellow communist, then agreed to move every Cedar Fair park (except Geauga Lake and Michigan's Adventure, because noone wanted them) to locations around Russia, and place them under goverment control. However, this plot point is un-important, because Six Flags then bought MiA and Geuga, and re-themed them after the anime Neon Genesis Evangelion, causing a huge outcry from... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasgiantrules Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 The Central Rwandan Anime Peoples(CRAP) CRAP thought the themeing wouldnt live up to the standards of their beloved anime so they started their rampage by taking out all the remaining GL coasters, starting with. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asr Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 Dominator, which had been turned into a 2 MPH powered coaster themed to everything emo and sad. The ride featured speakers in the seats that give you statistics and information about death, as well as a information about the depression the creator of the show suffered from. At this point, a member of the website Geauga Lake Today became fed up with how Six Flags was treating his home park. He formed the "Union of Geauga Lake Fanboys and Fangirls" (the UoGLFaF (pronounced U-OH-GLA-FAF)) and led an attack against the forces of the Central Rwandan Anime Peoples. All the while, Mark Shapiro was on a date with Paris Hilton, and to make it a double date, phoned up a friend from college and his girlfriend, Lindsey Lohan, who had recently broken out of the rehab center. However, when te man arrived, it turned out it was Kieran Burke! The two began fighting, and in anger Shapiro quickly reached for the... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 Conveniently placed scorpion. However startled by the fighting its convenience ended as it..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasgiantrules Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 stuck its stinger into Paris's boob, causing it to redden and swell until it became the size of a small child. Tinkerbell flew by and accidentally sprinkled some pixie dust oni it, causing the boob to lift Paris in the air and drop her down right on top of. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorneypark_fan Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 The Empire state building where she Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 Was taken hostage by some tourists from Istanbul who then..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasgiantrules Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 tied her to the top of Hagia Sofia for all the Istanbul-ians to see. They thought she was uglifying the city, so they gave her as a present to the embassy of. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giovanolafan Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Iraq! when they finaly caught Osama Bin Laden and rubbed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasgiantrules Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 salsa and tabasco sauce on his upper lip until he said. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 "I love America" he continued to refuse despite all manner of hot sauces being "introduced" to him. So his captors...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorneypark_fan Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Made him ride A Small World Afterall for ten hours straight after that he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesMC Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Decided to join the cast of "Joanie Loves Chachi" The Musical ON ICE- but was summarily rejected because most of the people in the audience didn't 'buy' his performance in his Fonz cameo. Meanwhile, the Deeply Tanned Albino Man wrote an entry in his journal (because men don't keep diaries . . .)about Kid Tums stating that when she gets older she should . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Rule the World, however the position of Supreme Overlord of Earth is soon to be snatched by..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorneypark_fan Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Paris Hilton and she declares ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesMC Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Independence from England and the Monarchy. However, having been born an American on American soil and thusly rightfully being already free from those bonds, her PR man told her to 'downplay' the incident and stop throwing tea-bags in her toilet during media spots. Meanwhile Six Flags Magic Mountain decided to purchase Deja Vu from Six Flags Over Georgia and place it on the former location of Psyclone. Mark Shapiro's comment on the purchase was thus: "It'll be a great play on the concept of Deja Vu to not only have one, but two of them at our park. Don't worry, neither one of them will operate normally, but we are thinking of turning the Deja II coasters train around to run backwards". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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