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Your rides all suck. My ride first involves you driving to my house. Should you actually find my house, then you will really get the honor of experiencing my one and only unique attraction: the invisicoaster! You start out by standing in a "jumping jack ready" position, close your eyes, and from there, it only gets better. For some males, the experience has sometimes been summed up as anything from a cold, nausea inducing feeling coming from the stomach, followed shortly the need to drop to the ground, to simply having your breath taken away.......and not being able to breathe because you had the wind knocked out of you. Either way, you know it's worth the gas money and $50 parking fee to experience it!

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You guys haven't ridden anything until you have gone on my Infinity-D caffeinated hyper coaster that has a 42 acre theme park on it! But don't expect to go on it anytime soon. The have to figure out commercial space travel first because it's going to be built on the moon!

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