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Thats awesome, I wish someone complained to my boss that I was following the rules at the water park I work at.

 

Back in the day, I worked at a major theme park where "guest negatives" about employees fairly enforcing the rules were automatically treated as "guest positives" instead. Which I always thought was funny/cool.

 

/Got hit with a "he wouldn't let me bring my drink on the ride" complaint once.

//Got an attaboy out of it.

///No idea if the new management still does anything like that.

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^^^ That guy annoys me on there so much that I can no longer watch any video that he has commented on. He is a real jerk and an idiot when it comes to coasters.

 

^ It's not hilarious. It used to be. Now it's just annoying. KD is not that great.

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^yeah, he is annoying. Although if your ever bored, just make a false youtube page, send him a message, and see what happens

 

Something my sister said.

 

"Coasters close down in thunderstorms, because if too much water gets on them, they will break"

 

 

Heres something my friend said the other day.

"Parks try to rip you, you wait in line for a ride all day long, just to get a few mins of thrill"

 

I agree somewhat, but still . . . .

 

-Matthew K.

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Thats awesome, I wish someone complained to my boss that I was following the rules at the water park I work at.

 

Back in the day, I worked at a major theme park where "guest negatives" about employees fairly enforcing the rules were automatically treated as "guest positives" instead. Which I always thought was funny/cool.

 

/Got hit with a "he wouldn't let me bring my drink on the ride" complaint once.

//Got an attaboy out of it.

///No idea if the new management still does anything like that.

 

If we are talking about the same park, then it now goes by the golden rule of "the guest is always right and we are always wrong." That's what happens with corporations

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Heres something my friend said the other day.

"Parks try to rip you, you wait in line for a ride all day long, just to get a few mins of thrill"

 

I agree somewhat, but still . . . .

 

-Matthew K.

 

I don't understand what is funny about this...

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http://www.youtube.com/user/KingsDominionLvr

 

^Go to this channel for EPIC lolz

 

 

Hahaha!!!! That was the greatest! I love what's written in his channel description:

 

"WARNING: Dont go to Busch Gardens they will mug you of everything ou have. The buildings are full of cockroaches and their food is worse than dogfood. Plus they charge $160 per ticket when other parks are normally $50-$70.

Your speaking to somebody who has has experienced it." -KDNorsk119

 

Here is a description of all five Busch Gardens Europe Coasters.

 

1. Big Bad Wolf- A terribly boring suspended coaster with two drops under 100 feet

2. Loch Ness Monster- A bumpy, maintenance nightmare with two inversions (loops)

3. Apollos Chariot- A mini hyper coaster (not even 200 feet) that does not deserve to be called a hyper coaster

4. Alpengeist- Trust me you'll get plenty of exercise walking down the catwalk once it gets stuck at the top of the lift hill

5. Griffon- Coaster that closes every time the wind blows, has two drops and two inversions, very over-hyped

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^ He seems more of a fanboyish enthusiast than a member of the GP, but that comment was pretty funny...

 

I normally don't eat food at parks, but the buildings don't have roaches and the passes aren't that expensive.

 

As for the coasters

1. BBW is probably the best Arrow I've been on.

2. LNM is a boring, bumpy overbraked coaster, but it does look pretty over the water and wait times aren't that long.

3. Now that's a pretty poor excuse to bash AC.

4. Alpengeist suffers the most breakdowns of all the coasters, so I can understand where he's coming from, but it IS a B&M so it's pretty reliable.

6. Griffon is a fun ride, although I do think the park overhyped the ride in their ad campaign.

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My friends and I were at Dorney and this girl with a broken arm got on a roller coaster (I have yet to remember) and she said "Is this ride scary?"

My friend says "Yeah, I almost fell off because I only held on with one hand."

The look on her face was priceless. She got off of the ride, walks up to my friend, and slaps him so hard.

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^^Matt, KDLvr is a whole whole whole lot worse than SFA-Regular. So much worse.

I'd rather hear someone rip and rave about riding S:RoS while drunk than listen to that idiot babble on about Loch Ness Monster being rough.

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6. Griffon is a fun ride, although I do think the park overhyped the ride in their ad campaign.

 

And what should the park have said in their ad campaign. "Griffon. You will be disappointed"?

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^Well if you take into account some advertisments for Knott's rides you see a pretty bland "New for 2008. Pony Express", which delivers what it promises...and not a bit more.

 

Not disagreeing with you, I just look for every opportunity I can to take a cheap shot at Knott's!

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Yesterday my dads GF told me she really liked Revenge Of the Mummy at USF because it was long, but when she got on it that day she did not like it because they made it shorter....I was more annoyed than amused. But maybe is cause I am always annoyed by her. lol.

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