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A park that charges you for everything including rides, entertainment, and parking.

Along with skip the line pass per-ride upcharge, front row/back row seating upcharge, separate fees for water park and different areas of the park...

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An indoor amusement park in a state that gets very long cold winters,gets rid of all its rides and turn it into a glorified Chuck E Cheese with lame rent-out "attractions" you see at a cheesy youth group picnic......and the only real carnival/amusement "ride" is a three lain Fun Slide. The only mechanical ride at all is a coin operated kiddie merry-go-round you can see in front of your local Wal-mart. Most of the other "attractions" there is where you have to get all hot and sweaty and isnt that all exciting at all.....yes i seen it happen before sadly to add insult to injury the wi-fi sucks and data connection is horrid too as its in the middle of nowhere.

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Here's an actual Worst Theme Park Idea that was really, possibly, going to happen!

 

It was putting a Disneyland, just outside of Vancouver, Canada in the early 1960s.

 

But the plans were cancelled because, at the time, there was "so much rain, we'd

have to close the park a lot," a Disney exec was quoted as saying about it.

 

So, it was dropped.

 

My, my, how times change, no matter what the weather.

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The 'antipark' where it's only open during the winter, closes everything when it's sunny, and only operates rides in wind, rain or snow. The employees pay you to make their food.

 

The 'Thrillville' park where every coaster has built in parachutes, and purposefully crash onto the path. When the train flies off you need to manually undo your restraint, get and prepare the parachute, and operate it. There are ZERO safety regulations, and the park owner can flirt with single teens.

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The 'Thrillville' park where every coaster has built in parachutes, and purposefully crash onto the path. When the train flies off you need to manually undo your restraint, get and prepare the parachute, and operate it. There are ZERO safety regulations, and the park owner can flirt with single teens.

 

 

So essentially Glove World from SpongeBob?

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