TheHalonSystem Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 So on another coaster site, I saw a forum involving funny/horrible names to poke fun at rides. So I thought I'd make a forum like that on here. Here's a few that I thought of/heard before. Cedar Creek Mine Ride - Creaky old mine ride Corkscrew - headscrew, it screws with your head! Incredible Hulk Coaster - Incredible Headache Causer Dragon Challenge - Draggin challenge Top Thrill Dragster - Top Thrill Lagster (when it rolls back) El Condor - Hell Condor Gouderix - Badtrix Cyclone - cyCLONE (because it's been replicated many times) Also I even came up with a few names for companies Arrow Diednamics and Gionebola (their lift hills make your ears feel like they're going to bleed).
TheCoasterGod3 Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 Expedition Everest- Expedition Why Did Disney Scare The Crap Out Of Us Like This?!
TheHalonSystem Posted February 28, 2015 Author Posted February 28, 2015 Expedition Everest- Expedition Why Did Disney Scare The Crap Out Of Us Like This?! Expedition Scareus!
DarienLaker Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 Iron Dragon - Draggin' Iron Kong - Ka-Kong Mind Eraser - Headbanger Eraser, Ear Eraser Dragon Fire (CW) - Draggin Fire Disaster Transport - Poor Man's Space Mountain Silver Comet (MFI) - Sliver Comet Nightmare at Phantom Cave - Capacity Nightmare, Schwarzkopf Jet Star in a Box
TheHalonSystem Posted February 28, 2015 Author Posted February 28, 2015 Iron Dragon - Draggin' IronKong - Ka-Kong Mind Eraser - Headbanger Eraser, Ear Eraser Dragon Fire (CW) - Draggin Fire Disaster Transport - Poor Man's Space Mountain Silver Comet (MFI) - Sliver Comet Nightmare at Phantom Cave - Capacity Nightmare, Schwarzkopf Jet Star in a Box I don't think "Headbanger Eraser" is that suitable. Wouldn't that mean it has no headbanging?
DarienLaker Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 ^The "Headbanger Eraser" reference is to how Vekoma SLCs are headbanger coaster. And now back to the discussion! . V2: Vertical Velocity (SFDK) - V2: Unvertical Velocity . Scarrow Dynamics . 'Cuda Falls (Darien Lake) - 'Cuda Fallen . Ninja (SFMM) - Tree Smacker . Gatekeeper - Gatesleeper
TheHalonSystem Posted February 28, 2015 Author Posted February 28, 2015 (edited) ^The "Headbanger Eraser" reference is to how Vekoma SLCs are headbanger coaster I know that they are headbangers, but being an Eraser means to remove, so that would mean an SLC with no headbanging. Edited March 12, 2015 by TheHalonSystem
DarienLaker Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 Let's go on with the names, again! . X-Flight (SFGAm) - X-Fright . Dueling Dragons - Undueling Dragons . Tony Hawk's Big Spin - Tony Hawk's Big Whoop . Millennium Force - Millennium Forceful
TheHalonSystem Posted February 28, 2015 Author Posted February 28, 2015 Let's go on with the names, again! . X-Flight (SFGAm) - X-Fright . Dueling Dragons - Undueling Dragons . Tony Hawk's Big Spin - Tony Hawk's Big Whoop . Millennium Force - Millennium Forceful I've heard Millennium Forceless (which I somewhat disagree with but still funny).
DarienLaker Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 I got some funny/bad names to poke fun for parks . Darien Lake - Scarien Lake . Six Flags Magic Mountain - Six Flags Tragic Mountain . Disneyland - Dizzy Land
TheHalonSystem Posted March 1, 2015 Author Posted March 1, 2015 (edited) I got some funny/bad names to poke fun for parks . Darien Lake - Scarien Lake . Six Flags Magic Mountain - Six Flags Tragic Mountain . Disneyland - Dizzy Land Kennywood - Killingwood Dollywood - deadwood Magic Kingdom - Magic Kingdumb Castles n' coasters - crapstles n' coasters Six Flags America - Sh*t flags in America Great Escape - Great Escape for coasters that would've been demolished! Edited March 12, 2015 by TheHalonSystem
TheHalonSystem Posted March 1, 2015 Author Posted March 1, 2015 (edited) I got some funny/bad names to poke fun for parks . Darien Lake - Scarien Lake . Six Flags Magic Mountain - Six Flags Tragic Mountain . Disneyland - Dizzy Land Kennywood - Killingwood Dollywood - deadwood Magic Kingdom - Magic Kingdumb Castles n' coasters - crapstles n' coasters Six Flags America - Sh*t flags in America Great Escape - Great Escape for coasters that would've been demolished! Edited March 1, 2015 by TheHalonSystem
VF15 Posted March 1, 2015 Posted March 1, 2015 Magic Kingdom - Tragic Kingdom Worlds of Fun - Worlds Without Fun Valleyfair - Valleyunfair Soak City - Dry City
DarienLaker Posted March 1, 2015 Posted March 1, 2015 O.K. enough poking fun at the parks, let go back to the rides . Terminator: Salvation The Ride (SFMM) - Terminated: Salvation . Laser Loop (Kennywood) - Lazy Loop . Greased Lighting (KK) - Greased Frighting . Superman: Ride of Steel (SFA) - Stupidman: Ride of Steel . Magic Flyer (SFMM) - Tragic Flyer . Nighthawk (Carowinds) - Frighthawk
TheCoasterGod3 Posted March 1, 2015 Posted March 1, 2015 Dragon Challenge- Sellout Dragons Kumba- Dumba X2- Where 2 X? Mind Eraser- Head Raper. Kingda Ka- Ka Is King Great American Scream Machine- Greatly Americanized Salami Machine Medusa- Wedusa
TheHalonSystem Posted March 1, 2015 Author Posted March 1, 2015 Dragon Challenge- Sellout DragonsKumba- Dumba X2- Where 2 X? Mind Eraser- Head Raper. Kingda Ka- Ka Is King Great American Scream Machine- Greatly Americanized Salami Machine Medusa- Wedusa How about "head Eraser"!
DarienLaker Posted March 1, 2015 Posted March 1, 2015 What about these names? .Wildcat (Cedar Point) - Mildcat .X\:No Way Out (Thrope Park) -X\:No Way Out of this Nightclub Party Coaster! .WindSeeker - Windsleeper .Ranger (Darien Lake) - Banger .Cascade Canyon (Darien Lake) - Passed Away Cayon .Floodgate Falls (Darien Lake) - Gated and Flooded With Algae Falls .Dragon Mountain (Marineland - Draggin' the Mountain
TheHalonSystem Posted March 1, 2015 Author Posted March 1, 2015 Here's a few more I came up with. Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit - Hollywood Rip Ride Brake-it Dragon Challenge - Dragon Challenged Maverick - BackWhip Vortex - Wh*retex Mean Streak - Beat Streak Mantis - Un-Man-Friendly-Tis-Is Gemini - JabbinEye
DarienLaker Posted March 1, 2015 Posted March 1, 2015 I got more! .Zonga (SFDK) -Zongone .Mean Streak (Cedar Point) - Mean Stink .Raptor (Cedar Point) - Raptorn .Spinning Dargons (Worlds of Fun) - Sh*tting Dragons .X2 (SFMM) -X 2 What? .El Toro (SFGAdv) - Hell Toro
TheHalonSystem Posted March 2, 2015 Author Posted March 2, 2015 How about Comet - Vomit Great Bear - Great Bore Fahrenheit - Not So Fair And A Lack Of Height Thunderhead - Thunderheadache Mind bender - Spine Bender Bizarro - B*tchslapzarro Green Lantern - Green Leg Pain in Return Power Tower - Lack Of Power in the Tower
DarienLaker Posted March 2, 2015 Posted March 2, 2015 How about... . The Beast (Kings Island) - The Beaten Beast . DeJa Vu (SFFM) - DeJa Eww . Corn Popper (Darien Lake) - Corn Pooper . Silver Bullet (KBF) - Silver Bullsh*t . Batman: The Ride (SFGAm) - Batman: Overused Clone . Superman: Ultimate Flight - Superman: Ultimate Fright . Tatsu (SFMM) - Tatseww
TheHalonSystem Posted March 2, 2015 Author Posted March 2, 2015 Perhaps Racer - Spine E-racer Diamondback - Diamondbackpain Alpengeist - Alpaingeist Wicked Twister - Wicked Sicker Superman Ultimate Flight - Superman Ultimate Failure Revenge of the mummy - Revenge on my tummy Manhattan Express - Man I'd be hattin pain after this express! Blue Streak - Boo streak Invertigo - Cause of Vertigo
DarienLaker Posted March 2, 2015 Posted March 2, 2015 Well then, how about... . Blue Streak (Cedar Point) - Blue Stink . Tony Hawk's Big Spin - Tony Hawk's Big Stink . Runaway Reptar (Kings Island) - Reptar Ran Away from Cedar Fair! ( ) . Afterburn (Carowinds) - Afterburnt . Whirlwind (Seabreeze) - Hurlwind . Gemini (CP) - Jabbin-My-Eye ( ) . Dare Devil Dive (SFOG) - Scare Devil Dive
TheHalonSystem Posted March 3, 2015 Author Posted March 3, 2015 Time warp - Spine Warp Green Lantern First Flight - Green Lantern Fist Fight Wild Beast - Wild Beating Raging bull - Raging bullcrap Riddler's Revenge - The riddle is, why did my legs need this revenge? Sheikra - She Krummy
DarienLaker Posted March 3, 2015 Posted March 3, 2015 . Green Lantern First Flight - Mean Lantern: First Fright . Sheikra - She-Krap . Fairly Odd-Coaster (Nickelodeon Universe) - Faily Odd-Coaster . Steel Force (Dorney Park) - Steel Forcless . Superman: Krypton Coaster - Superman: Krapton Coaster . Pandemonium (Six Flags) - Pandemoniugh
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