alpengeistdude321 Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 "Doh!" Gotta start with the classics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitch Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Marge : "Homer I don't want you going out and stalking people" Homer : "Ok Marge, I am just ... going out to ... stalk ...... DOH!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Ralph: "Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent." Miss Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?" Ralph: "He was going to the bathroom." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Clinksalot Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Okay, I can't just think of one so I will post a few from my favorite Simpsons character ... Ralph Wiggum: "Me fail English? That's unpossible." "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me." "Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma" "I bent my wookie." "That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitch Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Grounds keeper Willie : "Grease me up woman!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Homer: Ahhh! The Bear went over the Mountain! The Beariestein Bears! Ahhh Goldilocks, And the three bears! AHHH! Gummi Bears! Teddy Grahms! They're Everywhere!!!! Are you a care bear? Care Bear: I'm an Intensive Care Bear. Homer:NOOO! NOOO!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 "Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!" -Ralph Wiggum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteornotes Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 Sleep! That's where I'm a viking! dt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Clinksalot Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery. I do work in a convenience store, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitch Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 Lenny : "It's a secret ..." Karl looks at Lenny but can't talk because he's eating. Homer : "Shhhuuuttt Up" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smells_like_team_disney Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you... Homer: Is it Batman? Marge: No, he's a scientist. Homer: Batman's a scientist?! Marge: It's not Batman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 Willie: Aye, let's see what Willie's captured on the upkilt camera this week... (pulls up slowly-loading webpage) ...Ew, this lass needs a bit 'o groundskeepin'... oh, THAT'S WILLIE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathmole Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 EDIT: SuperCrack beat me to the Ralph qoute, damn his hide! Bart: Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas time? You know, the birth of Santa. Duffman: Hey Duff lovers! Does anyone in this bar looooooove Duff? Carl: Hey guy's, it's Duffman! Lenny: Newsweek said you died of liver failure. Duffman: Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him. Oooh yeah! Chief Wiggum on phone: Uh, Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news. Your husband was found DOA. Marge: Oh my god! He's dead? Chief Wiggum: Oh, I'm sorry. He was DUI. I get those two confused. (hangs up the phone) Woman walks in: My name is Mrs. Phillips. You said my husband was DUI? Chief Wiggum: Uh... talk to one of those officers over there. I'm going out to lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterCrazy88 Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 Does anyone remeber that episode when the Simpsons went on vacation? I don't know where they went, but I think it was Brazil or Mexico. Anyways, Marge and Lisa went to a dance studio. The door was locked, so Marge knocked. A man answered the door, and after that, it went something like this. Marge: Hello Dance instructor: Lady, you are interupting us. Marge: Oh, I'm sorry. I just had a question. Dance insturctor: We are learning a new, passionate dance. It is called The Penetrada. Marge then looks inside at the people performing the "Penetrada", and then she covers Lisa's eyes. Marge starts walking away, and the Dance instuctor yells after her,"You can't protect her forever, YOU STUPID LADY!" Antonio"I thought it was so funny"G. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathmole Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 ^ Haha, yeah, that was Brasil! "Where's Bart got to? His dinner is getting all cold and eaten!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Adams Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 Mr. Burns: "Try an open faced club. Use the sand wedge." Homer: "MMMmmm... Open Faced Sand Wedge..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DATman Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 That was the best kiss I had tonight...or was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathmole Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 "When the snow start's a' falling, there's a man you should be calling, that's KL-4796, and let it ring - Mr Plow is a looser (and I think he is a boozer), so you'd better make that call to the plow king, yeah you'd better make that call to the plow king". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitch Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 Homer : "We're going out Marge, if we don't return avenge death" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fry Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 Homer: Oh Lisa, there's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield. Lisa: Yes, but the records only go back to 1978 when the hall of records was mysteriously blown away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRWP2005 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Maude Flanders- "I don't think that we should be talking about s-&-x in front of the c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n" Krusty- "S&x Culdren, I thought they closed that place down" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moinab Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Marge: It's easy to criticize... Homer: and fun, too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jew Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Ralph: "I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingrock23 Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 I've got a few. Ralph: " I ated the purple berries." "When I grow up, I wanna be a principal, or a caterpillar." Homer: "Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what seperates us from the animals. . . . . . . . except the weasel." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 "You can run, but you can't glide!" Homer, during a daydream in which he is gliding around and shooting lasers at people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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