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Stewie: You know, I vaguely recall seeing footage somewhere of something exactly like this...which leads me to believe...this probably won't work.




Jasper: OH Noooo...

Off Screen Character: I knoooow...

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1. Stewie- Thank you fat man, when the world is mine your death shall be quick and painless.


2. Stewie- Victory is mine! (Classic!)


3. Meg- I'm just gonna go kill myself

Stewie- I'll be there shortyl


4. Peter- Brain you ain't going anywhere with out your leash!


Brain- I dont need your damn leash and I dont need you


Stewie- (jumping up and down) Lets get a Kitty!!!

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Lois "You think all this good will just falls from the freakin sky, well it doesn't! It falls out of my holly jolly butt! So you can cook your own damn turkey, wrap your own damn present, and while you're at it you can all ride a one horse open sleigh to hell!"

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My buddies and I quote Family Guy ALL THE TIME. I could go on for days.


Stew-roids is one of the best episodes.


"I've got veins, that carry blood all over mah bahdy...that's how John Mayor says it, bahdy. I'm really into him now, SO YOU BETTER BE OK WITH IT!!!"


When Stewie has Brian at the top of the stairs, moving back and forth, not letting him pass, going "Oop, oop, oop, oop, oop."



Other various ones I like:


Stewie after Lois throws up over boat railing - "Uh ho ho! Brian's eatin' it."


The whole Family Feud segment is hilarious.


"You better watch your mooouuuuuuth mister."


"There's a half-dead fat guy eating a dead fat guy. I guess we're just going to look the other way on this one."


"Grasp the base of your tail with your index finger and thumb..." "You are so weird man!'




Quagmire saying giggidy to the Jaws theme.

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Asian woman: How many traffic signal does it take to cross eight lanes? None? OK! Good luck everybody! ... proceeds to cross eight lanes on a busy highway, creating a major traffic accident.



Wacky Wavy Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man

Wacky Wavy Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man

Wacky Wavy Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man

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Peter: Hey, you guys the trainers here?


Phineas: Why, look, Barnaby, a new recreation enthusiast.


Barnaby: We'll start off your workout with vigorous calisthenics executed in rhythmic time with acetate pressings of the new musical craze called jazz!


Phineas and Barnaby singing: "Steak and eggs and eggs and steak, that's what you should have for breakfast. Delicious. Steak and eggs and eggs and steak, just making sure you heard. I got it."

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Tom Brokaw #1: Leave this lot, losers!


Tom Brokaw #2: Unless you want a licking!


Tom Brokaw #3: And we'd love to deliver that licking! Right, fellows?


Tom Brokaw #4: Yeah!


Tom Brokaw #1: Love it!


Tom Brokaw #5: A lot!


Tom Brokaw #6: I'd love to lick a lemon lollipop in Lillehammer!

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