astroworldfan1 Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Meg- Hey why aren't you coming by me? You know you wanna do it with me! Come on touch me, touch me come on baby do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucket Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 "What the hell are you doing?!" "Not much really. Just me and my pubes... hannnnnnngin' out." - Stewie Griffin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astroworldfan1 Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Are you Meg Griffin? Yes I am. Well, im sad to tell you that the men who robbed your house, are sueing you for Sexual Harrassment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
californiascreamer1 Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call? Diane Simmons (sighs): Ghostbusters, Tom. Tom Tucker: No, Diane. Their insurance company. That's just stupid what you said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
generaleclectic Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Went through all 42 pages to make sure this wasn't up here already: Â "Well, I'm a pompous little anti-Christ who will probably forget about his plans for world domination when I fall in love with a rough trick named 'Jim'" Â --Brian playing the part of Stewie when the family role plays for anger management class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GriffyTiffy Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 (caveman Stewie walks in, Hits Cave-lois with a club) Damn all. What deuce. Victory Stewies. So random! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coastercrazed49 Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Quagmire with Chinese news reporter, "I've never done a Spanish chick before." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airforcekid Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 (Brian and Stewie are on a German tour bus.) German Tour Guide: You vill find more on Germany's contributions to ze arts in ze pamphlets ve have provided. Brian : Yeah, about your pamphlet... uh, I'm not seeing anything about German history between 1939 and 1945. There's just a big gap. Tour guide: Everyone vas on vacation. On your left is Munich's first city hall, erected in 15... Brian : Wait, what are you talking about? Germany invaded Poland in 1939 and... Tour Guide: We were invited. Punch vas served. Check vit Poland. Brian : You can't just ignore those years. Thomas Mann fled to America because of Nazism's stranglehold on Germany. Tour guide: Nope, nope. He left to manage a Dairy Queen. Brian : A Dairy Queen? That's preposterous. Tour guide: I vill hear no more insinuations about the German people. Nothing bad happened. Sie werden sich hinsetzen. Sie werden ruhig sein. Sie werden nicht beleidigen Deutschland. You will sit down. You will shut up. You will not insult Germany. (Throws his hand up in a Hitler salute.) Brian : Uh, is that a beer hall? Tour guide: (Snapping out of it) Oh yes, Munich is renowned for its historic beer halls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the ghost Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Peter: I call to the stand the ghost who never lies. People: Ooooh Peter: But only I can see or here him People: Awww Judge: I'll allow it but you better be going somewheer with this Peter: Dont worry Judge I will. Ghost who never lies will you point out the culprits or culprit if he or she is in this room. Hey why are you pointing at me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the ghost Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I'm a tumor im a tumor. im a tumor im a tumor. im a tumor oh oh oh oh im a tumor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DATman Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 "This is worse then the time I played Marco Polo with Helen Keller" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XII Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Silly Wabbit, Twix are for kids. YOU SHARE!!! (Rabbit breaks the kids necks.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bspellx5 Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 -"Ok first of all, Bonnie, you've been pregnant for like six years alright? Either have the baby or don't." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bspellx5 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I thought of another one. Â Peter-"Who are you?" Death-"Im Calista Flockhart. Who the hell do you think I am I'm Death!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airforcekid Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 One at a time, buddy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpengeistdude321 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 "This heat is even worse then getting herpes from your toilet seat..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee cannonball Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 "It's Officer Nasty" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRapidsNerd Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 "Mohiiiito..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socalMAN123 Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 "Brian my Alphabits are speaking to me! They're saying 'Oooooooooooooo!'" "Peter, those are Cheerios." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Dead dogs! Dead cats! Renee Zellweiger! Aaaa, thats much better!" ---Brent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_roll06 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 "Hair rhymes with gloss." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upside down Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 "Mad cow in the morning." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dailey Enterprizes Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Peter "I'm tired of seeing illegal immigrants here at the brewery, taking away good jobs from hard working people. You know businesses like Coca-Cola and Nikey don't have illegal immigrants." Â Funny foreign guy walks by the door at the perfect time "Haha woe! It's funny because you know those businesses do have them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chmilo24 Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Old Lois-"So Quagmire, hows your arthritis?" Â Old Quagmire-"Well fine, ever since you walked in the door I have been felling stiff. Giggity Giggity OH! Oops just pooped a little." Â _______________ While Tom Brady is taking a shower, Stewie looks at him through a peep hole-"BING BONG HELLO!!!" Â _______________ Chris-"Why is that scary clown looking at me at the end of my bed?" Â Shows Ronald McDonald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfotkid Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 One at a Time!! Â Peter: Have You ever sat on your hand until it got numb and played with yourself? Meg Boyfriend: Tell you the truth... Yes Peter: Not anymore because your dating my daughter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 "I don't know what they're fighting about but it looks like Dad's winning, Go Dad!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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