socalMAN123 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 "Oh my god, you look like a circus freak!" "The operation was a sucess. What will you go by now?" ---Brent 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamez9579 Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Male Fat Guy: "HEY! I found my penis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benzo41190 Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 "oh we went to Vegas, remember we went to see the Jew Man Group" ^from the Family Guy movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParkTrips Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 "I didn't know Optimus Prime was a Jew..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corkscrewy Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 ... hey Meg ya 18 yet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scaparri Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 "Come on Lois, these people took 24 dollars for the island of Manhattan. They have no idea what things are worth!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted December 14, 2005 Author Share Posted December 14, 2005 "Canada sucks" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benzo41190 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 "hey kids were officialy on welfare" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapseofreason Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 "Can I possibly speak to somebody who didn't come to this country on a floating door?" -Stewie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Turbine Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 "No... more... paper... TOWELS?!" -Lois (I love the Christmas episode. Any episode of anything that involves slapping Frosty the Snowman in the face while he's saying "Happy Birthday" is funny as Hell. Frosty owns the holidays.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted December 16, 2005 Author Share Posted December 16, 2005 "Stay tuned for our special investigative report on the clitoris, 'Nature's Rubik's Cube'." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scaparri Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 "I'll just put this in your purse next to your tampons." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFOGdude25 Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 In court Police guy: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help me god. Peter: I do................You bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterviper Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 "vagina junction whats your function... takin in sperm and spitin out babies" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParkTrips Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 "F*** the presidential address" - Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benzo41190 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 "when I heard we were going to be in a movie i was like F*** yeah!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParkTrips Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 "This is no worse than when I rented out your uterus to inner city immigrants..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V2-dude Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Stewie: Make me laugh fat man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florida420 Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 Its been quite a while since I posted one, so I got a good'n. Preacher - "....and if anyone knows of any reason why these two should not be married, let them speak now." Peter - (looking around the church) " Realy??....." "Nobody's gonna speak up??......." "I'm the one that's gonna have to say it??....." "GENITAL WARTS!!!" :shock: Holy crap, did I laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrazyT Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 Stewie: "I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterCrazy Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 Brian: "Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything." Peter: "I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParkTrips Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 "Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfmmFREAK Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 at the nudist house. nudist mom- "would you like a beer peter?" peter- "sure, what do you got?" nudist mom- "i've got bush... oh, and bush lite" :lollol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scaparri Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 "Women are not people. They are devices built by the lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollermonkey Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Form of Jana's tampon! . . . . And now, I play the waiting game... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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