tarheel1231 Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 On TPR, we have two running threads about weird things the general public say. We've learned how they think and I think it would be a good idea to make up funny things they would say. I'll start: I hear at carowins, dey r tearing down intiminater and bilding a gatkeper that will be 300 feet tall. I never liked intiminater becuz it has no loop-de-loops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piedude81 Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 Dont tare down da boomerang. It best ride evah!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddytheviper Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 top thrill dragster gos a mile high lik 200mph lololol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPSFMMCW Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 loch ness monster is amazin its 60 stories high and a guy fel out ov his seat and landed in the watr when i rode it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
larrygator Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 I've moved this "activity" thread to the Random Forum, we don't need a thread like this in the Main Forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tribar Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 I've moved this "activity" thread to the Random Forum, we don't need a thread like this in the Main Forum. Dats not very GPish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheel1231 Posted February 22, 2014 Author Share Posted February 22, 2014 I've moved this "activity" thread to the Random Forum, we don't need a thread like this in the Main Forum. ^Okay, thanks. I herd dat at Ceder Poynt, dey is building a loop-de-loop coaster dat goes under water and will be taller then top thril dragger. it coming in 2015. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willthegolfer Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 This ride is too short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCasual Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 ''lol Is dat me herd dat king queen park gettn lol new 1000 meterr tal loop ed y looping lol mose ride for 2015 lol'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraroc Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 intimidator no have loppy lop so it SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS and shockwave is da bestest ride ever cuz it have a sooper happy fun loppy loppy lopppppyyyyy lop and u stand durin the ride liek how kool is dat?????????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111oneeleventy one Whew....I'm going to go and try and regain some IQ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SingleRiderCam Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 sidwinder copyd bomerang bcuz dey look liek teh saem ting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerstlaueringvar Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 I only ride coasters with loop-de-loop ! Mafrik is a tarrabal rid cuz it duzn't have loop-de-loop and Mantes is da beeeeesssssssssttttttttttttt rrrriiiiddddddddeeeeeee eeevvvvvvveeeerrrrrr! Magik Mtn is da best park ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheel1231 Posted February 23, 2014 Author Share Posted February 23, 2014 intiminater nu safe it ovar 600 fet tall and i saw 12 peepul die ride on it carowins need to tear down intiminater and bild a coaster with loppy lops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCasual Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 me caaaaaaaaaaaaantssssw bilíf dat wueen king prk gettn banshe coastr for 2018 cant wat 2 rid dis it vil be da bestesttt rid EVAH tear down me hates da beest wide teer dat down and bild a new roller coastss der wit loppy lopppy loppy looppppssss da beets is unfafe peeeps dy on it evwy day it SUUUCKS ballllls!! Wow, that was something! Lets see people try and translate GPanese to English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blind Idiot God Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 "I went to Six Flags in Massachusetts and Bizarro was not open, and when I went to Guest Relations, they told me that they could not give me my money back for having our day RUINED! SIX FLAGS ARE THIEVES! SPREAD THIS AROUND SO EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT KIND OF SCUM THEY ARE!" The sad thing is that I've seen posts on Facebook about this kind of thing that have been even more asinine and indicative of even more ridiculous senses of entitlement and persecutory delusions on a fairly regular basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rcjp Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Oh my god! This coaster has loops and doesn't hold you by the shoulders! It's dangerous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheel1231 Posted February 23, 2014 Author Share Posted February 23, 2014 dey need to close down da lavathin at canada wondurland it nu safe becuz it ovar 1000 feet tall liek omg dat is crazy itz not safe peepul cood fall out on da firs drop an die and dats danjurus y havnt dey closd it down yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiMiT Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 What is the deal with people still building wooden roller coasters? I thought they were ruled unsafe because every one of them is so rickety it could kill you. These companies still building them need to be sued for endangering people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zachclarke2 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 In all of my years of internet travels I don't think I've ever come across a single person that legitimately has this bad of sentence structure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheel1231 Posted February 23, 2014 Author Share Posted February 23, 2014 In all of my years of internet travels I don't think I've ever come across a single person that legitimately has this bad of sentence structure. We're exaggerating how ridiculous they sound, but you'd be surprised that some of them talk like this. "The Government needs to outlaw roller coasters! Did no one see Final Destination? Death occurs on these rides all the time and these rides are death traps! I'm so scared to ride roller coasters because they are too tall and go upside down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinTheAttendant Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 That looks EXACTLY like nitro at six flags new jersey!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SingleRiderCam Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Goudirix iz da best costur evar! El Toro iz da wurst becuz I feel liek faling out of dat costur nd it haz no loopdy loopz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFGAmFan1976 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 I went on dah Milehnium Foarce at Cedar Poynt and I sau dis happen to dah rolly coaster car!!!! Oh and dihd u know that Cedar Poynt has moar rolly coasters than anyware els in dah world! (I got the photo from here: http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2010/06/22/dh-unplugged-70china-syndrome/) Lots of loppy loops! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rcjp Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 ^ That picture is great!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFGAmFan1976 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 ^The weirdest part is that the website i got it from is a Financial Organization Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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