Pyrozooka0 Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Q: What goes "clickclickclickclickOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!" A: a Vekoma Think you can do better? Post yours below! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palmerleeberry Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Man #1 - "Last night, I attended a roller coaster party." Man #2 - "A roller coaster party? What is a roller coaster party?" Man #1 - "A roller coaster party is a party that has lots of dips!" "You know, when you have someone who thinks about roller coasters night and day, then that person has a one-track mind!" Get it, one track, roller coasters? Nah, I'm going to bed!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siamon Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 We then took the river into the inside section, and the torrent river, which was packed. My son flipped on a particular crazy wave, which put him in a crabby mood. We rode the river back outside, and were going to do the other tall slide tower, but it had a line almost down to the ground, and as my son said, they probably were only running one of the two twisty slides, so we bailed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSum1_55 Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 So, what is it like being a coaster enthusiast? Well, it has its ups and downs. Usually, I prefer it in the rear, because you feel the movements more back there. But, it is usually rougher in the rear. Therefore, in some circumstances, I avoid the rear in favor of the front because I do not like it to be too rough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrozooka0 Posted December 19, 2013 Author Share Posted December 19, 2013 Q: How do you spell "torture device" with only 4 letters? A: TOGO Q: How do you spell "was wood meant to twist that way?" with only 3 letters? A: RMC Q: Why is the death machine at SFOG called "Ninja"? A: it feels like you are being karate chopped in the side of the head the whole time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBru Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 -The loop was so intense, some guy snapped his neck. -Geez, are you positive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon8899 Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Not some fancy joke but always cool to overhear some kids in line with their - mostly unlucky - father who has to ride along... "For some rides with smaller kids the train just skips the loops!" - in line for Olympia-Looping "You get my candy bar if I am allowed to re-ride!" - at Alpina-Bahn asked by 10yo girl to the attendant, and as it was slow midday she got the re-ride *unfair* "Again, father, again!!! Father, what are you doing there in the back???" - bouncy kid while father is getting lost of his dinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 What's the difference between a woodie and a steelie? Well, if you buy me a drink, I'll let you find out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aceattack52 Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 I found this on Google... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rcjp Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 ^Just brilliant! That would work pretty well with the GP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerstlaueringvar Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 It's so weird that three different threads that are "weird" related were together like this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerstlaueringvar Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 I guess they mean Inverted coaster/ suspending coaster. Chinese knock-off coaster companies are just genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterbill Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Some of my favorite theme park jokes are the ones that the parks themselves come up with. It's nice to know they're able to laugh at themselves sometimes (I'm assuming that has to be what's going on here). This sign that used to be on Mean Streak And this sign at Six Flags America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrozooka0 Posted January 9, 2014 Author Share Posted January 9, 2014 Some of my favorite theme park jokes are the ones that the parks themselves come up with. It's nice to know they're able to laugh at themselves sometimes (I'm assuming that has to be what's going on here). This sign that used to be on Mean Streak And this sign at Six Flags America. I think they are just delusional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aceattack52 Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Screw all of the jokes, this right here makes the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarTrekGeek Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 I found this on Google... Such a wicked idea. I might try that next time I'm at IOA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palmerleeberry Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 I cannot remember which post it was from, but it featured a youtube video of a female rider on a roller coaster whose boobs popped loose from her top during her ride. Well, the ride attendant always warn us to "Please secure loose articles." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoopScreweD Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIVZxrVGdCk Furious Baco Port aventura Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rcjp Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 ^Didn't she notice until near the end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerstlaueringvar Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Again, Intamin gives people satisfaction, visually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheel1231 Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I was on B&M's website, and found this: I don't feel this way about B&M, but I know most of you do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrozooka0 Posted February 4, 2014 Author Share Posted February 4, 2014 I was on B&M's website, and found this: [attachment=0]bmf.jpg[/attachment] I don't feel this way about B&M, but I know most of you do The hypers are rarely accused of forcelessness, it is usually the standard sit downs and floorlesses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 "Forceless" coaster my rear end, If you want to talk about forceful coasters, let's talk about Intamin hypercoasters like Darien Lake's Ride of Steel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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