ThePasswordIsPie Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Dont worry, I dont need this life. North Korea went to war with Superhappyponyland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted May 4, 2013 Author Share Posted May 4, 2013 Superhappyponyland would be destroyed by the Koreans! Â What if I owned Darien Lake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBomer Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Then your park would go bankrupt because you re-themed ROS, put in an Intamin spinner, a Superman Ultimate Flight clone, a Eurofighter in the Galaxy theater, and gave Predator a RMC makeover all in one year. Â What if Maverick actually was an Aquatrax? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomman295 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 It would have to officially be my #1 favorite roller coaster of all time. Â What if B&M went bankrupt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted May 4, 2013 Author Share Posted May 4, 2013 Then Intamin would have to keep the B&M legacy alive! Â What if Cedar Fair owned every single theme park in America? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
154bmag Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Than, some parks would better, some would suck more. What of I had the power to bring dead people back to life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted May 4, 2013 Author Share Posted May 4, 2013 Zombies would come eat us all! Â What if I crossbred a donkey with a zombie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmullin Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 then you would have a zonkey!!! Â What if you didn't like donkeys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted May 5, 2013 Author Share Posted May 5, 2013 Then I wouldn't be a part of this site! Â What if every SLC in the world was melted down to make Vekoma Loopscrews? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePasswordIsPie Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Every Vekoma Loopscrew would get melted and turned into metal rods for industrial purposes. What if I was secretly a donkey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted May 6, 2013 Author Share Posted May 6, 2013 Then you would be a human mutant ninja donkey! Â If Nightmare at Phantom Cave was still operating at Darien Lake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
154bmag Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Maybe you'd stop asking questions about Darien Lake What is Whose Line is it Anyways was still on the air? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted May 9, 2013 Author Share Posted May 9, 2013 Maybe more people would watch it if they had music played by Keyboard Kitty! Â If I've stopped talking about Darien Lake 24/7? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomman295 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Then a black hole would open up and all of time and space would be demolished by it. Â What if Arrow Dynamics were still in business? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted May 10, 2013 Author Share Posted May 10, 2013 Then they would make a better SLC than Vekoma! Â If Darien Lake's new Viper logo looks like the one Six Flags uses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zachclarke2 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Then you would continue to talk about Darien Lake regardless. What if Coaster Force was banned from Youtube? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
154bmag Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 There would be more room for better TPR vids What if I pushed this button...the one next to the salt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePasswordIsPie Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 IS it the ray gun? Where did my house go? What if CP was attacked by SF Fanboy-terrorists? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomman295 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Then a whole new breed of terror would begin. Then Michael Bay would have to make a movie off of it. Â What if Transformers 2 didn't have Megan Fox in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePasswordIsPie Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 I still wouldnt care' What if TPR changed its name to Amusement Park Website Place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultradude306 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 We wouldn't receive nearly as many new members as we do now, as theme park review sounds cooler. Possibly, some other people would leave, and start up their own forum, leaving the diehards behind to run "Amusement Park Website Place". Soon, APWP & TPR would start a world changing, massive battle on an epic scale for control of the internet. The war of the fanboys would soon spill over into the GP, and huge corporations, such as google, would back the side they supported the most. Soon, this would go beyond the internet, involving entire countries. Wars would be fought over who possesses the ultimate control of the theme park universe, and soon, we would all be dead in an apocalyptic nuclear war. Â What if being a coaster enthusiast got as popular as other hobbies on the internet such as gaming? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomman295 Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Then its novelty of being obscure would be lost and it wouldn't be as interesting. Â We wouldn't receive nearly as many new members as we do now, as theme park review sounds cooler. Possibly, some other people would leave, and start up their own forum, leaving the diehards behind to run "Amusement Park Website Place". Soon, APWP & TPR would start a world changing, massive battle on an epic scale for control of the internet. The war of the fanboys would soon spill over into the GP, and huge corporations, such as google, would back the side they supported the most. Soon, this would go beyond the internet, involving entire countries. Wars would be fought over who possesses the ultimate control of the theme park universe, and soon, we would all be dead in an apocalyptic nuclear war. Sounds like the synopsis to a J. J. Abrhams film or something. Â What if Arrow Dynamics was still in business? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coastercrazy 9 Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Ow. Â What if Arrow Dynamics had never created the corkscrew? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultradude306 Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Then venoms would've built it later, & it would suck even more  What if B&M sucked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePasswordIsPie Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Intamin for the win! What if North Korea never came to existence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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