traincrossin Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 I'll be there tonight, can't miss this cinematic mastery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkTums Posted June 10, 2012 Author Share Posted June 10, 2012 10 minute warning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 The score so far: Sharks 4, Jersey Guidos 0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinTheAttendant Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Already this is one of the funniest of SYFY original movies. When you have characters named "Nooki" "The Complication" and "Balzac," you know this is going to be a fun stupid movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 ^And Fred Olen "Teaxas Chainsaw Hookers" Ray is one of the producers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernierocker Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Best part of the movie so far was the short Jersey dude's little DDR dance in the arcade. Amazing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molemaster43 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 "Do you want me to use this as a rectal probe?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteornotes Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 This has been epic so far! Â dt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXman308 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 This movie is amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molemaster43 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 "Looks like things just got quomplicated." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 The cast of the real Jersey Shore look like Mensa members compared to these mooks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteornotes Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 we just learned you can kill sharks with a firecracker. This movie is very educational. Â dt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpengeist04 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 This is right up there with Mega Piranha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traincrossin Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Those protein bars didn't help them out at all throwing those lit fireworks overboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 we just learned you can kill sharks with a firecracker. This movie is very educational. dt  And that they explode with the force of an eight Richter Scale earthquake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V2-dude Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 If the guido's aren't all dead by the end of the movie, I want a refund. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinTheAttendant Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Remember, if you see a half eaten corpse floating in the water, pull it out to give it a proper burial. Â I love this movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpengeist04 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 As long as captain sallie lives, I'm good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpengeist04 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Joey deserved better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molemaster43 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 WTF just happened? What the heck was that? FAKEST. BLOOD. EVER. What the heck??? Why Joey? Why not Nooki? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 The death of Joey Fatone was the most moving scene in film history. Â All other scenes are utter crap compared to this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traincrossin Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Joey deserved better. There budget wasn't big enough to have him on screen for more than 2 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernierocker Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Someone needs to make a GIF of Joey Fatone's untimely demise and post it now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpengeist04 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Joey deserved better. There budget wasn't big enough to have him on screen for more than 2 minutes. Â Â That one scene was half the budget though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jojo19799 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 I am LOVING this movie! That last scene with Joey Fatone was FANTASTIC! I hope he wins an Emmy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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