cfc Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 (edited) I don't think I could survive long on a ship that decrepit and cheesy looking, especially since I don't drink alcohol.... I imagine drinking would help--a lot. Edited August 13, 2012 by cfc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy T. Koepp Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 ^Seriously, you'd have to drink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArizonaGuy Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 OMFG I just saw the pics and video from the Kruise and it was freakin hilarious!!! I've never gone on a cruise before but have always wanted to go on one. Now I know to steer clear from Carnival at all costs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 OMFG I just saw the pics and video from the Kruise and it was freakin hilarious!!! I've never gone on a cruise before but have always wanted to go on one. Now I know to steer clear from Carnival at all costs! I love it when people find this report months later! No matter when it's read, it's still comedy gold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArizonaGuy Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 OMFG I just saw the pics and video from the Kruise and it was freakin hilarious!!! I've never gone on a cruise before but have always wanted to go on one. Now I know to steer clear from Carnival at all costs! I love it when people find this report months later! No matter when it's read, it's still comedy gold! Yup! I had just renewed my ClubTPR membership and downloaded the Spring 2012 newsletter and saw it on there. The Drunk Piers videos were great as always and the references of the Ghetto Cruise ship looking like the inside of a Laughlin Casino made me laugh so hard! My friends dragged me to Laughlin one weekend and I hated every minute of it. And thanks for posting pictures of the horrible food too! As much of a picky eater as I am, I wouldn't have survived! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteornotes Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 I look forward to a comparison of the Disney Dream to this quality Carnival voyage when Robb & Elissa return from their current journey... dt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Clinksalot Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 I look forward to a comparison of the Disney Dream to this quality Carnival voyage when Robb & Elissa return from their current journey... dt I dunno. Disney is going to need an awful lot of klass to compete with Carnival. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenaapple1974 Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Dave - I think it is fair to say that the Fantasy Kraps all over the Klassy Kruise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 So funny to compare this report to the Disney Fantasy one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenaapple1974 Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 OMG, I know! My first and only cruise to compare this to is the Disney Dream. I have been reading reviews for the new Carnival Breeze, because I have been "forced" to book for a family trip next October. (If they only knew!) Knowing what I know, then seeing the bad reviews here, truly scares me. I am hoping that after all is said and done, that the new ship, the new style and the family will keep me going! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernierocker Posted October 24, 2012 Author Share Posted October 24, 2012 (edited) It's hilarious how often this amazing update gets bumped. It deserves to stay on the front page for eternity! Which is what like a little more than a month now??? Edited October 24, 2012 by ernierocker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 I think it's the funniest TR that's ever been posted on Theme Park Review. Long may it reign! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteornotes Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 (edited) Bumping this up because the One Year Anniversary of the Klassy Kruise recently passed. If you've never seen this before, you're in for a treat. If you have, it's time to re-live the magic! Read the full update here: http://www.themeparkreview.com/parks/photo.php?pageid=570&linkid=11488 dt Edited April 23, 2013 by robbalvey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernierocker Posted April 23, 2013 Author Share Posted April 23, 2013 ^This update should be bumped at least once a month! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkTums Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Talked to someone at KT's school today who LOVES the Ecstasy and says it's their favorite ship. Quickly ended that conversation and left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 ^I think that person had to be on ecstasy while on the Ecstasy to think the Ecstasy is a good ship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteornotes Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Talked to someone at KT's school today who LOVES the Ecstasy and says it's their favorite ship. Quickly ended that conversation and left. This person should be fed to sharks for the good of humanity. dt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy T. Koepp Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Talked to someone at KT's school today who LOVES the Ecstasy and says it's their favorite ship. Quickly ended that conversation and left. 1st. Good for you, and I'm proud of you. This proves that you are a good parent. 2nd. This makes perfect sense. As a concerned parent, you probably don't want your kids hanging out with other kids whose parents obviously have alcohol abuse problems. Cause as we all know, the first sign of alcohol abuse is liking Karnival. Just out of curiosity has the child ever mentioned to KT that her family likes to only bathes once a week and shares the same bathwater? Oh, and likes shitting in bags too. Again, these are good indicators of who you and your child should not be hanging out with. On a cruise, or for that matter anywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKI Jizzman Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Can you make this a sticky thread so it's always at the top of the forum? I spent an hour going through this report again haha. Some friends brought up the thought of going on a cheap cruise as a joke since the fares are so low but reading the report again really makes me realize I shouldn't, even as a joke; especially since I haven't been on a cruise yet. The ports did look pretty damn dull, and the food did look bland. The one thing that would piss me off more than anything would be bad service and a disorderly system to get food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneRider92 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Sorry to everyone who had to endure sailing on this Klassy vessel, but some of my favorite moments on TPR is when people are suffering. Some of the absolute funniest moments here IMO have come from other people's attempts to survive horrid coasters, disturbing food, and general shenanigans. I love all of you guys and I wouldn't wish ill on any of you, but things like this are one of the reasons I absolutely love this site. Good thing I'm done with class today. Time to re-read this epic report! (Chock me up on the list of 'Never setting foot on a Carnival Cruise o' Doom') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midgetman82 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 I, myself, have read the report countless number of times just for the entertainment, and sadly for the same reason as above. I've only been on one cruise in my life, and it was on RCL's Monarch of the Seas, which I later learned after the cruise it was one of Royal's smallest ships. There wasn't a huge amount of things to do on the ship, but it sure wasn't anything like what you guys had experienced by a long shot! I actually enjoyed the cruise. Thanks for doing the trip in the first place, and shedding light on how bad cruises can really get. Also thanks for shedding light on the possibility of making bad things fun when you're with the "right" people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jray21 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Love seeing this thread get bumped. Brings back such wonderful....nightmares! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talfonso Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 I bet you guys had a KLASSY time! I LOL'd hard at the photos - the pink golf balls (they look as if Domo is eating them), your reaction to Freeport, Bahamas, the towel 'gina, and more! Have you guys watched the production shows with singers, dancers, and a band with trumpets, trombone, and saxes? The dancers sometimes wear costumes with thong-like bottoms! Don't blame me, I was on another Fantasy-class ship Carnival Inspiration and saw those KLASSY costumes on the final production show! Doesn't get even KLASSIER than those shows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryH Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 I re-read this PTR because I was pondering going on a cruise and it's still hilarious! I can't believe how ghetto Carnival is. It seems like the only thing to do is to drink a lot. I've been looking at the other cruise PTRs. I can safely conclude that I will go on a cruise that is not operated by Carnival! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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