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No surprise a friend would have sent me this (and I didn't write these, by the way...):

 

1. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

 

2. She was only a whisky maker but he loved her still.

 

3. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

 

4. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

 

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

 

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

 

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

 

8. Two silk worms had a race---they ended up in a tie.

 

9. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

 

10. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

 

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on a head."

 

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then, it hit me.

 

14. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. His grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."

 

15. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

 

16. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

 

17. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

 

18. A backward poet writes inverse.

 

19. In democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes.

 

20. When cannibals ate a missionary they got a taste of religion.

 

21. Don't join dangerous cults---practice safe sects!

 

Eric

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