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This is a poem I wrote about a friend's current situation. It really has no title, but for now I'm calling "Poème du Soleil."

 

"She wore a mask, reversed from grace

To cover her most gorgeous lines

But now she sees a different face

A face that seems much less sublime

 

A course of action, blow for blow,

She takes to where the secrets hide

Deductive reason sees her go

To where she reads about his sides

 

Hidden - secrets; strange, bizarre

Often during familiar times

Manuscripts, which he kept hidden

Manuscripts, not meant to find

 

So now exists a time, a flurry,

With cork becoming old bone dry

She walks to him. She speaks in fury,

"Now, what becomes of you and I?""

 

-Me

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I like System of a Down. They're cool 8) . Hell, anything heavy metal is cool. As long as it doesn't suck.

 

Micky Mouse is also cool 8) . I remember that commercial where the kids are in a spelling bee. And when some kid has to spell microphone, he spells M-I-C. Then some old guy jumps in and spells Mickey Mouse instead. That was a cool commercial.

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When I was at dance today and I did a leap, landed on the side of my foot, and fell over. And now I have a sprained, fractured, or twisted ankle and I don't know which one since none of them have ever happened to me before. I'm pretty sure it's not broken (like the cast kind of broken) since I can stand on it.

It really hurts though.

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Oh wally

Oh,

What is the malted liquer?

What gets you drunker quicker?

What comes in bottles or in cans? (beer)

Can't get enough of it, (beer)

How we really love it, (beer)

Makes me think I'm a man, (beer)

I can kiss and hug it, (beer)

But I'd rather chug it, (beer)

Got my belly up to here, (beer)

I could not refuse a, (beer)

I could really use a,

Beer, beer, beer.

 

Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer.

 

I can't remember how much I have had,

I drank a twelve pack with my dad, (belch)

That's my son the drunken manly stud,

I'm proud to be his bud,

Here have some pretzels,

No!

I'll call it quits,

Those things give me the schlits.

 

Drink with your family,

Drink it with your friends,

Drink till you're fat,

Stomach distends,

Beer is liquid bread it's good for you,

We like to drink till we spew,

OOH

Who cares if we get fat,

I'll drink to that,

As we sing once more.

 

What is the malted liquer,

What gets you drunker quicker,

What comes in bottles or in cans (beer)

Can't get enough of it, (beer)

How we really love it, (beer)

Makes me think I'm a man, (beer)

I can kiss and hug it, (beer)

But I'd rather chug it, (beer)

Got my belly up to here, (beer)

Only I adore it, (beer)

Come on dammit pour it,

Do it for me,

Brew it for me,

Feed it to me,

Speed it to me. (beer)

 

The most wonderful drink in the world.

Hooray.

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