wumwip Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 You stupid genius... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Starr Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 (edited) School starts tomorrow Edited August 23, 2010 by Mr. Starr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScooterGuy Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Do you remember Buddy Baker's Sign Song? Â "Gas, Car Wash, Subway, Don't Walk, No Parking, Tow Away Zone, Uptown, Downtown, First Avenue." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wumwip Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Nobody bumps the beef and gets away with it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 a new Nintendo Gamecube! Â Crikey, my time machine actually worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wumwip Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 That's not ketchup! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScooterGuy Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 'Mud' is not one of the five food groups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wumwip Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 They broke it and didn't buy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcsteve Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 A couple days ago I passed a Ford Ranger with a deep freeze in the back that said Bubba's Fine Foods, or something like that. When I think fine food, I think pickups and Bubba. Â And today a guy on a motorcycle passed me. He was wearing shorts, shoes and a helmet. So he could have all the flesh removed from his body, but at least he'll still look pretty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wumwip Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 OOOOWWW!!! IT BURNS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jds03 Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 My platypus reaches twenty feet sometimes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wumwip Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 DON'T GO IN THERE! ... Just... don't... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 "But, it's organic!" Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wumwip Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 False advertisement is EVERYWHERE... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightbeawannabe Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 ^Did you just now realize that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themeparkman25 Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 (edited) delete Edited January 25, 2011 by themeparkman25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 I earned $101 tonight. It would have only been $100, but someone threw a dollar on my table. Â Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midgetman82 Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 "The lesbians next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday, which was very nice. But i think they misunderstood me when I said I wana watch.."  Found this on Youtube as the highest rated comment for this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc7V6DTATdw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcsteve Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 I killed a cicada tonight. It was buzzing around my porch light when I got home. It landed on the ground and I squished it with my foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wumwip Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 I think one of them popped... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 Now that regular lightbulbs are being phased out, it looks like when someone has an idea, a compact fluorescent bulb will turn on instead. Â Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wumwip Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 Don't do that!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScooterGuy Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 Goodbye FOX Kids & Hello FOX Classics! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jray21 Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 "Watch out for my body rolls. Watch out for my body rolls. High kicks. High Kicks." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wumwip Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 What... what was that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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