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robbalvey

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Reasons why not to do drugs.

1) Coke makes your back curl forward. You'll become a walking question mark.

2) You'll try to bite your gums off.

3) One morning, your penis... gone.

4) Hair will become your enemy.

5) One morning, your penis.... a mouth.

6) You'll have long conversations with your finger.

7) The television will make fun of you.

8) You will be doing this ... for hours.

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Reasons why not to do drugs.

1) Coke makes your back curl forward. You'll become a walking question mark.

2) You'll try to bite your gums off.

3) One morning, your penis... gone.

4) Hair will become your enemy.

5) One morning, your penis.... a mouth.

6) You'll have long conversations with your finger.

7) The television will make fun of you.

8) You will be doing this ... for hours.

 

I never heard of any of this when I was in D.A.R.E.

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