J man Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Matt and I went to West Coast Bash 2011. This is our story. [coastertube]http://www.themeparkreview.com/coastertube/play.php?vid=West_Coast_Bash_9ulo[/coastertube] This is the place where you go to get all your bash crap. The Armitron was an hour behind. Six Flags has really stepped up their themeing efforts. A photo is worth 1000 words, but for this one... I've got nothing. After ERT we got a tour of the Bite II maze! There were all sorts of weird characters hanging around in there. Hey Grog!!! Thumbs up for Ninja. Thumbs and hair up for Ninja. Viper is sponsored by Matt's hair! Matt decided to eat a full plate of beans. Jeremy is going to die of suffocation later. Yup he ate the whole plate. The panoramic setting on this camera sucks. Slow speeds make Robb sad. Ride cameras make Robb "too" happy. Viper through the trees and Tatsu!!! Hey nice hat. Looks a lot like a shirt. Note to Six Flags - You might want to consider moving your smoking area. Tatsu ERT makes Jeremy happy. Batman The Ride was in the fog during night ERT. Batman The Ride rocks!!! Rain in your face while on Batman The Ride feels like rocks. Thank you Six Flags for putting on an AMAZING event! Knott's photos coming soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J man Posted March 25, 2011 Author Share Posted March 25, 2011 Here is Knott's!!! Taking the tunnel at 100 mph!!! This is the table where you get your crap again. We got jail house ERT!!! Xcelerator looks happy today. Some jobs just call for a ridiculously huge wrench. Good thing I didn't wear my high heels today. This is the Xcelerator engi... wait what is that on the ceiling? Are those BURN MARKS?!?!? On the tour we learned that Xcelerator will finish getting painted once they can find some ladders tall enough. Jeremy shoots some coaster porn. Ooh baby baby. But they let us come in here! Now it's time to go over to the Log Ride Tour! Hey!!! You're riding it wrong!!! This is The Log Ride. Poor mummy. Can I take this home with me? This is where they keep the logs when they're not using them. They lift them from the storage area over to here where they are moved into the flume. Sit down! ... Sit down! ... Sit down! I see you trying to hide Pepsi machine! History reference credit! Normally Matt would be up to his knees in water. Where's the rest of the house? All I can see is the window. Hey those guys are fake!!! BOTTLE HOUSE MUTHA F***A Jeremy models his sexy TPR poncho... Snoopy showed up wearing an awesome WCB shirt. Matt... read the signs before you take pictures of them. The walkways were so slippery from the rain... ... even the sign slipped and fell!!! Taking pictures on your phone while going 80 mph is ill advised. So Cal is so scenic. Fat is apparently contagious. Thanks Knott's for putting on an amazing event despite the rain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J man Posted March 25, 2011 Author Share Posted March 25, 2011 The day after Knott's Matt and I decided to hang out in So Cal for a little while longer to see the sights. First we stopped at Downtown Disney because we were too poor to actually afford to go to Disneyland. The Lego store had a really cool lifesize Woody the cowboy built from Legos! Beep boop beep The new California Adventure entrance is going to look spectacular... ...when it's finished. It looks like a mess now. It took every fiber of my being not to buy this vinylmation icecube tray. It's so "cool". Heh heh After we spent all the rest of our money at Disney we decided to go to the beach and climb on some dangerous looking rocks out in the middle of the water. What could go wrong? We found a holy rock. Praise Jesus! Unacceptable amount of wetness!!! I am Jeremesius, the step-child of Posiedon!!! WHHAAAAA!!! LOOK AT ALL THAT PIZZA!!! This Mermaid was indecent. This sign made sense up until the end. BEEEEF JELLY??? That's it for WCB 2011. See you all again next year!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Director_Guy Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Haha, great stuff, man. Especially love that Intro video. Also, including a funked up panorama pic is hilarious. Awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterKings908 Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Nicely done! There's even a picture to prove I stalked, er tagged along with you for night time ERT! Also, is the video in the beginning some how connected with the upcoming installment of the Hoodie Movie Legacy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J man Posted March 29, 2011 Author Share Posted March 29, 2011 ^No the video at the beginning is not connected to Hoodie The Threequel in any way... well other than the fact that Matt and I are in it, and we're both wearing our hoodies. But that's it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jray21 Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Great report! I didn't notice the 'burn' marks in the Xcelerator room! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J man Posted March 31, 2011 Author Share Posted March 31, 2011 I didn't either, until Matt and I were going through the pictures to put this TR together. Can anyone confirm if they are in fact burn marks? If they are then that is kinda scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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