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TheStig and Jake bake dead chicken brownies


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So. Stumbleupon lead me to THIS recipe for an orgasmic looking brownie. Considering that Jake and I both love brownies, and oreos, and each other, we decided to get together and bake these.

 

Also we played No Limits.

 

Enjoy!

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First things first, you need brownie mix.

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Then you need some idiot to put two dead chickens in to a bowl.

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Add oil, and brown powdery stuff to the top of the dead chickens...

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...and mix it for 50 strokes. I had to switch hands halfway through, I'm usually done after 25.

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Secret ingredient: Ice cream. Cookies and cream ice cream to be exact*

 

*No longer a secret ingredient.

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When you are all done (or are just awkward and clumsy) murder the rest of the already dead chickens.

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Seriously though, I dropped these on the ground. They cracked and made a mess. Stupid 50 strokes...

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Your badder should look like this when it is all said and done.

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But just to make sure you should dip a spoon in and show your thighs who's boss.

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Next thing to do is add half the badder to the pan, then layer with Oreos!

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Food can be artistic too you know.

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You should be able to get most of the package on there, but if not just eat the rest while the brownies are in the oven.

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Layer with the rest of the badder...

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...and then place in to the oven!

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Thirtyish minutes later you get this! Wow!

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NOM

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Just like the picture on the website.

 

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The Unhealthy Part: Looks damn good. Would still prefer to have brownies over cake any day!

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