X-Mas Story time

[The SETGO Guys]

'Twas a long time ago

Longer now than it seems

In a place that perhaps

That you've seen in your dreams.

For the story that you are about to be told

Began with the holiday worlds of old.

I know you're curious

To see what's inside.

It's what happens

When two holidays collide.

 

Welcome, my friends, to our Christmas Delight.

Come witness a ghoulishly glorious sight.

 

It's time for our holiday tale to begin

There's no turning back now

Please, come all the way in.

 

Our holiday tale, is a tale that's quite charming

But during this season, it's sometimes alarming.

So relax and reflect, feel free to take pause

While we tell you the tale about dear Sandy Claws

 

'Twas the nightmare before Christmas and all through the house

Not a creature was peaceful, not even a mouse.

The stockings, all hung by the chimney with care,

When opened that morning would cause such a scare!

The children nestled all snug in their beds,

Would have nightmares of monsters and skeleton heads.

 

Now hurry along

As they say, "Look alive."

This is one holiday you will want to survive.

 

Jack Skellington came here from Halloween Town,

You'll notice his handiwork scattered around.

This year he's decided to play "Sandy Claws,"

But when Halloween creates Christmas you might see some flaws.

And now a dark carriage will take you away,

Sit back, rest in peace in you black Christmas sleigh.

Your sleigh will accommodate one or two or more

We're hope you're prepared for what Jack has in store.

 

Don't pull on the bar; it will float down with ease

And remember, no flash photography please.

 

Yes, down through the chimney Jack flew like a bat,

Clutching his magical "Sandy Claws" sack.

He ripped open the sack and, in moments it seems,

Created a Christmas you have in bad dreams.

 

More rapid than vultures, the Mansion was change,

All was soon covered, adorned and deranged.

And what to your wondering eyes disappears,

It's Jack's little friend Zero - the Ghost Dog Reindeer!

 

Nothing here was forgotten, it all looks so pleasant,

A coffin, Jack says, makes a fine Christmas present.

A man-eating plant makes a wonderful wreath

As long as you don't get caught in its teeth.

 

Jack's holiday vision was unlike no other,

So ring our the bells, there's more cheer to uncover!

 

With some treats and some games, you can make a scene merry,

Why, even a gingerbread house could be scary.

All at once, happy haunts did materialize,

Like a nightmarish painting by Currier & Ives.

 

A bag full of toys Jack had slung on his back,

They were strange and bizarre - and on the attack!

 

"Sandy Claws" worked his magic, both outside and in,

But one final touch made his bony face grin.

"Now what better gift on my friends to bestow,

Than a graveyard that's covered in ghostly white snow!"

 

Wishing you a scary Christmas

And a Haunted New Year!

 

-Zach

[the ghost]

BAD ASS! My favorite movie and my favorite attraction.(yes, I like the holiday version better than the original) I can do the elevator for haunted holidays perfectly, and often do so to the amusement(or annoyance) of the others in the elevator. I have never noticed there was so much dialog in the ride however, and it is very cool that you found it all and posted it here.

[LoopLover]

I never get to ride holiday but love the movie! The narrators voice is unbeatable.