TPR's Middle America and IntimidaTOUR 2010 Trips!

[Mr. Starr]

I hope there is an HD Leslie Hall POV coming our way soon Totally awesome that you guys got her to come!

[Erik Johnson]

Leslie Hall is all kinds of awesome!

 

[robbalvey]

More Leslie Hall photos and a video uploaded here:

http://themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=926138#p926138

 

--Robb

[Crazy_Behemoth_Lady_Jess]

Nick Universe looks fun. Got any more pictures of the Flying Dutchman Gangplank and the backwards chairswing? I've never seen a backwards chairswing before either.

[fatdaddy]

Nick Universe look's awesome, I've been planning a trip there with the kid's for awhile, but seeing it TPR style makes me wanna go even more. Needless to say, I am keeping an eye on this trip and using it to plan my own.

[bgwfreak777]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, the Yo Gabba Gabba people are on crack.

[Skycoastin Steve]

I don't know if I would have been scared, terrified, weirded out, or all three at the same time, but regardless, it would have been awesome!

 

But then again, isn't that what TPR is all about?

[fatdaddy]

^I'll just man up and say it, Leslie Hall frightens me!!!

[traincrossin]

Glitter hands!!!

Razzle dazzle! Razzle dazzle! Seriously, how the hell were able to meet up with Leslie? That's just awesome!

 

Great updates so far guys. Only one more week till Six Flags Great America!

[alilstronger]

I CAN NOT wait to go on my first TPR trip!!!!! Hopfully next year will be my year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BeemerBoy]

Were any gay weddings performed?

 

 

Oh, and from the looks of it, Ghostly Gangplank is amazing!

[PKI Jizzman]

I see...TIM TAMS!

[Pure Impurity]

Leslie better not be weirder than me!

 

...

 

Damn it, she's weirder than me!

(It's a sign of the Apocalypse!)

[CoasterWarriors]

I see...TIM TAMS!

I see Zach!

[Jojo19799]

I was having a terrible day, and the video and update just made it a million times better. Thank you.

 

I can't wait to see what else is in store for the group!

[RoCo]

I did not know who Leslie Hall was until today and now I think I am in love... Wacky = sexy.

 

Awesome updates; thanks as always!

[Erik Johnson]

Day Two: Adventureland!

Theme Park Review has landed at Adventureland!

Happy Birthday John. Welcome to the 40-something club.

There is something very "Disneyland" about all this.

TPR is ready for Adventure....land.

Here's a random shot of Elissa's butt.

In Iowa, everyone is freakishly tall.

The park has a really nice, Disneyland inspired Main Street section.

The park lost one side of main street in a fire early in 2010.

The other half still stands.

But Main Street will be BACK in 2011!

And now...for one of the coolest indoor wooden coasters ever! The Underground!

Watch out for evils that lurk in The Underground!!!

Omg!!! A *THREE HOUR* tribute to Stevie Wonder! We are SO there!

Yes!!! Spinning raft ride!

Not as cool as "Skloosh!"

"Look Dan! We aren't that wet!"

"Hell f**king NO!!!"

Hey! It's a picture of Bryan!!!

Y'all gotta be taller than my ear to ride!

Hooray! We can ride!

The Outlaw is one of the first CCI woodie to be built...but kind of acts like a GCI. And unlike most of the older CCI woodies, this one is still it pretty good shape!

KidTums tries to catch some fried frogs.

KidTums is happy with her catch! Now, according to Anthony Bourdane she is supposed to skin them alive and eat the frogs "still beating heart!!". (anyone catch that episode?)

Adventureland really is a nice, friendly park. It's like the Lake Winnie or Indiana Beach of Iowa.

Now this is an awesome Frisbee!

They ran a program that did not disappoint!

And now... TPR versus "The Dragon!"

The line may look long, but the Dragon chews through it's victims very quickly.

You guys don't think you'll slay The Dragon do you?

Make no mistake...you will not survive The Dragon!!!

It's time to eat!!! Yeeaahhhh!!! Yummy yummy!

Food!!!

"Check out my stack of tomato."

Let's go check out Adventureland's new water park!

They got one of those awesome White Water play structures!

They even have one of those new ProSlide Tantrums!

For being a brand new water park they've got a great start!

"Check me out! I've got a Tantrum in my ear."

Yep, a toilet bowl slide too!

Oooh!!! Nice pretty photos of Outlaw from the water park!

Question! If vegetarian Bryan eats popcorn from the belly of a pig, is that considered cheating? To answer... EMAIL DAN!!! mrt0ad13@aol.com

Hey look! Two dollar sodas. If Adventureland can do this, why can't Six Flags or Cedar Fair?

Oh look, it's the ACE Member mirror!

Any park that has Vault on tap is AWESOME!!!

Screw you Mountain Dew people!!!

Guess who is going to ride the Trabant?

Kidtums!!!

Wow... Clench and squish, guys, clench and squish.

Chuck wagon Soda!

Yes! Adventureland still has a Rotor!!!

KidTums gets her first Rotor credit!!!

Bryan no!!! DO NOT EAT THE PIG!!!

Omg! Are they making a cannibal joke?!?? Awesome!

Happy Birthday John!!!

Adventureland... Awesome park! Terrible movie.

OMG! Bryan's dirty little secret is out!

Watching Devo videos on the bus. Yes, we are dorks.

Hooray! We are in Missouri! I guess...

Oh!! I like Missouri!!!

Edited August 7, 2010 by Erik Johnson

[Erik Johnson]

Worlds Of Fun Part 1

Theme Park Review has arrived at the Holy Land...the home of the almighty PROWLER!!!

Ooh! HOT!

Bubbles makes Dan SEXY!

I'm not sure what that's supposed to be...I know what it looks like though.

Hell yeah! TPR at Worlds of Fun!

A Boomerang on the Holy Land should be awesome!

"The awesomeness of Prowler makes this Boomerang amazing!"

It's kind of like World of Color l but better...because it's not World of Color.

Joey wishes "I want to be big."

We are about to ride a coaster that will change our sexual preference forever!

Riding Prowler is like touching God.

This is my "sex face!"

If you would like to ride Prowler with Dan... EMAIL HIM NOW!!! mrt0ad13@aol.com

Prowler undid Elissa pants!!!

Travis just had six Prowler orgasms!!!

"It's the healing train! We all had cancer and after Prowler, we're CURED!"

Prowler has taken the entire trains virginity!

WOF18.bmp

Michael aka Jesus Christ was the most amazing ride op since our last savior "Boulder Dash Tom."

Dave was going to hell for molesting 40 small boys in a Turkish prison, but thanks to Prowler, he's going to spend eternity in Kevin Federline's anal cavity. This may or may not be an improvement...only Prowler can make that judgement.

Prowler was so amazing we are ending the trip tonight, because no coaster can ever match it's awesomeness! It would be pointless to continue the tour. Thank you Worlds of Fun!!!

 

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Edited August 7, 2010 by robbalvey

[Sidra]

Looks like an awesome trip so far. Cant wait to see more.

[mightbeawannabe]

"Does Elissa Alvey think that Prowler is a top 10 coaster? Check back later to find out."

 

It looks like you've been having a blast so far. Are you going to be at WoF today?

[QueerRudie]

LOL: Ratta attack... I just BOUGHT one of those grey Rattas for my collection of aminals!

[moinab]

Awesome update!

 

I miss following the play-by-play on facebook, though.

 

-Maureen "stupid job that makes me work for my money and blocks facebook" O'Donnell

[angryemobeaver]

Hey if someone could, could someone post the schedule of what parks TPR will be at on each day? If they come to one near me, I may try to visit the same day. Anyways, I ♥♥♥♥♥ Prowler!!!! I still have yet to go to Adventure Land, that'll probably be part of when I visit MoA and Valley Fair!.

[Solid Gold]

So does team Alvey think it's a top ten coaster?

 

Or are they just bluffing?

[bgwfreak777]

I hope when you guys arrive at Carowinds you've arranged for trimless ERT on Intimidator. You might have a Prowlerish experience if they let you guys ride that way. Wow, that sounded vaguely sexual.