Tell Me A Joke!

[Pirate]

A man had three penguins. A few days later, a man finds out about these penguins and calls the animal control unit on him. Later that day, another man in black uniform knocks at the penguin owner's door.

 

Penguin owner: "Hello?"

Man in uniform: "Hello, someone called us claiming you own some penguins. Is this correct?"

-"Yes, sir"

-"You are going to have to take them to the zoo."

-"Okay, I will, sir."

-"We'll come back tomorrow to see if they went back. See you then."

-"Okay."

 

Tomorrow, the man in uniform discovers that the penguins are not at the zoo. He goes to the penguin owner's house. He knocks at the door and is let in.

 

Man in uniform: "I told you to take the penguins to the zoo!"

Penguin owner: "I did, they had a great time there."

[Dombot]

Little fun fact about me I once sent in a slip to enter a contest for bad puns. Just to increase my chances of winning, I wrote ten down. I got back the results a week later. Guess how many of those jokes won?

 

No pun in ten did.

[Pirate]

Father: "Son, do your revision"

 

So he goes and enters the Eurovision song contest.

 

(better when said aloud)

[Nrthwnd]

Hickory dickory dock.

Three mice ran up the clock.

The clock struck one.....

 

And the other two escaped with minor injuries.

[Nrthwnd]

Jack and Jill, went up the hill

To fetch a pail of water.

Jack fell down, and broke his crown,

 

But Jill accomplished the task, without any trouble at all.

[Nrthwnd]

Here's one for the season....