dandaman Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 So it took me until summer break when things finally died down to realize my neglect in completing the February update of my ongoing series, Super Fun Disney Time of Joyful Happiness. You may register a complaint by e-mailing Dan. (The hydrophobic diabetic one, not me.) Basically this weekend trip was taken due to one of my Northern friends being in town; the friend who drove me over to Orlando suggested Old Town since Northern friend's flight wouldn't get in for another couple of hours anyway. Animal Kingdom was done on Sunday, MK on Monday. Enjoy this special standalone edition of SFDToJH, which I have written in haiku format for no apparent reason. Enjoy. IMG_3329.bmp Crazy Walt's Used Cars Come on down 'n bring the kids THIRTY-TWO DEGREES! IMG_3328.bmp Windstorm was OK Good enough for Zamperla Eighty-second cred IMG_3331.bmp Some Park Index love Not that Windstorm needs it, but Still, here's a logo Aforementioned friend And I, sort of looking like Jake and Elwood Blues Wond’rous Tree of Life Big-ass metal greenery Still less fake than Jaws Cute little rodent Can’t remember what it is Someone help me out? "I'm some sort of deer" Wish I remembered your names I shall call you... Dave. Goofy's got the moves Next he performed "Can't Touch This" MC Hammer's pissed Tree of Life again Over three hundred carvings Just like Joan Rivers 'MERICA, F*** YEAH! ...Wait a sec, is this a hawk? I am disappoint Cameron looks tired Reason being, I.M.O., Too much vegemite Here's a llama, there's A llama, llama llama Duck. [space filler here] Two asses are good Not quite in context, but still TPR-approved Feeding frenzy time Tupperware container full Of grassy goodness Add a gravy boat, Lots of butter and voila! An ACE convention Adequate coaster Huey Lewis and the News Sang about this once Everest was good Rode for the first time at night Freezing but worth it Poor quality, but Whaddaya want for nothin'? (Cue "Rubber Biscuit") Next day at MK Got there at park opening ...Aaaaand I've got nothing. Nice old-style clock Want it for my room, but can’t Sneak it out with ease. Video Arcade Has Fastpass distribution? Must be good skeeball Wait is 10 minutes At least I think it is, my Morse code is rusty Horizons was cool I liked World of Motion more Back in ‘94 No one on Astro Not quite sure if this counts as Sad and pathetic Giant laser or Bad dildo concept? If you Know which, e-mail Dan! “Fire laser! *BOOOOM* Alderaan chunks EVERYWHERE!” [/robotchickenjoke] Hide-and-seek with trains Is a very easy game. “What gave me away?” Hidden Mickey fun Not so hidden when your face Is a continent Dub-Dee-Dub Railroad My first Disney ride ever That’s how I roll, yo Goofy’s Barnstormer Soren’s first U.S. credit Worth the clench-n-squish This is what happens When I’m out of ideas For writing haikus. The next few captions Intentionally left blank For Splashless Mountain Say hi to this dude “Sweeten, enhance, beautify” Making Disney great The Br’er critters search For an open water ride "Hotel pool, it is!" Tom Sawyer Island Haven’t done this in a while Photo ops ahoy! The Liberty Belle Slightly less explosions than Amity Boat Tours "Same" Big Thunder will close And shortly reopen as Cannonball Express Home, home on the range Was a terrible movie [insert “Nice butte” joke] One of these engines Is supposedly faster Than the rest. Which one? Hall of Presidents Was here on President’s Day Kinda cool I guess Looks pretty crowded However, the lines were dead Ever have those days? Dan approves of these Ice cream cookie sammiches Four dollars a pop Walt Disney does his Sistine Chapel impression Shouldn't he be nude? Goofy says hello Noticeable lack of moves Pretty nice hat, though Someone here likes these Anthropomorphic rodents Rhymes with Melissa Congratulations You survived all my haikus Thank you, and good night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkTums Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Love it! Very clever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Starr Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Haha this is amazing! Very creative! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted June 10, 2010 Author Share Posted June 10, 2010 Thanks, all! Got the idea from the TweePR failed haiku contest a while back in which I accidentally made a real one. I didn't have particularly interesting photos so I figured this would be a good time to break out the poetry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
larrygator Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Stealing ideas from another Canadian, eh. www.themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=250335#p250335 Dan - You're still OK by me, excellent PTR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted June 10, 2010 Author Share Posted June 10, 2010 Damn. I knew I'd seen it somewhere else on here. There's also this thread from the early days: http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=926 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingrock23 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 I enjoyed it. Definitely added a little flavor to the report. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeemerBoy Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kasseroo Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Brilliant TR. Amused I was to view it. Once more, great job Dan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hercules Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 I feel enlightened, albeit slightly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted June 10, 2010 Author Share Posted June 10, 2010 ^ That's all I ask. ^^ Props for theme continuity! This made the front page Thanks to all the readers who Make this website great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Johnson Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 That was fun, though Barnstormer is actually Soren's first Florida credit. He had been to Disneyland once before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted June 11, 2010 Author Share Posted June 11, 2010 Interesting, I thought the first time he'd been to the U.S. was in October with the Florida Halloween crew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameron Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 Haukus can be hard But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator Loved it, Dan! Cameron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted June 11, 2010 Author Share Posted June 11, 2010 ^ I took that kangaroo picture specifically with you in mind, but I couldn't find a whale for the Camu reference. Pictured: What a Camu might look like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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