Steelinwood Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 This just made my day, I think gerturde should race a donkey on a racing coaster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ledgy Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Now I´m curious about the next episode! Thanks for posting this.  By the way, hope you won´t be annoyed about my last Photo TR. I met Gertrude on april 30th in a German park before she went to the party bus. Don´t know what she were doing there??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatdaddy Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 What happened to the goose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
larrygator Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Either the goose got cooked or laid a giant egg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatdaddy Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Laid an egg? Wonder who the father is, what the hell was going on inside that party bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveRides Posted June 19, 2010 Author Share Posted June 19, 2010 (edited) Sorry about the HUGE delay posting the Bay Area Bash trip reports!!! I've been crazy busy with all sorts of things (and unfortunately school has to take top priority). But don't fear... more Gertrude insanity will be coming soon! Very soon! And it will be amazing! Â In the meantime, here's a Bay Area Bash stop motion movie I made: Â [coastertube]http://www.themeparkreview.com/coastertube/play.php?vid=bayAreaBash2010_aims[/coastertube] And if you're a clubTPR member, go complete my "games and puzzles" section in the magazine! Â More updates coming soon, and sorry again for the delay!!! Gertrude loves you! Edited June 19, 2010 by ILoveRides Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechanic Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 Awesome video! Looking forward to more of Gertrude's adventures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveRides Posted June 20, 2010 Author Share Posted June 20, 2010 Here's EPISODE 2 of Gertrude's 100% Official Bay Area Bash Adventure!!! Special thanks to everyone at The Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk for the awesome ERT, open bar, and tasty dinner (with lots of vegetarian options! - Bonus points for that). Â CONTENT WARNING: If you are easily offended or aren't old enough to view "adult" topics... please stop reading now! TPR members suggested some racy topics for this story . After a nice long bus ride, the party bus pulled up to the much-anticipated bonus park: The Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk TPR had a private beach deck. Gertrude and Beth played beach volleyball with some other TPR members until it was time for ERT. After volleyball, it was time for ERT on The Giant Dipper! Gertrude and Beth rode The Giant Dipper a bunch of times with no wait! Gertrude thinks to have lasted so long, the giant dipper must be really strong and manly like her! After ERT, everyone hung out on the beach deck. Gertrude started drinking at the open bar. She clearly didn't know when to stop drinking. Some people worked on their photo bingo cards. Check out the coolest square ever that we found on fatdaddy's card. But Gertrude just kept drinking and drinking. Here are Gertrude and Beth partying with a bunch of other TPR members. As the night wore on, Gertrude started feeling really drunk, and she stumbled away from the party. In a drunken stupor, Gertrude wandered to a seedy part of town where she happened upon "Kuntz Books," owned and managed by the famous baseball player Rusty Kuntz. She decided to look inside. Once inside, Gertrude was deeply disturbed by one of the customers who enjoyed hitting flying semen with a tennis racket. She was disgusted, and swore to never go to an adult bookstore again. (The customer, Robb Alvey, was later arrested by police for trying to steal a copy of "Six Fags Magic Mount Him" to add to his large gay porn collection) Gertrude left Kuntz Books, and luckily managed to find her way back to the party bus. By this time she was so drunk that she was mumbling incoherent sentences, and trying to start fights with anyone who would come near her. (PS - "I have a life. Do you?" is the winning Friday trip report quote chosen by someone on the party bus!) The world was a blur to Gertrude as the party bus drove to the hotel. After the bus ride, she just barely managed to walk to her room before passing out. Hopefully she sleeps well, because there's still tons more to come in Episode 3 of Gertrude's 100% Official Bay Area Bash Adventure! Check back to see what happens! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six Flags Enthuseast Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Awesome video, and great little Gertrude TR. I always thought there was something seriously wrong with Robb... I just never knew it'd be.... so..... real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatdaddy Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 That video is awesome, all the pictures flashing by gave me an awesome seizure, damn near bit my tongue off. Gertrude is awesome, any chance the complete Gertrude collection ends up in the next TPR magazine. Oh, and is that just a random porn shop, or like your own personal favorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carolinacaniac Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 "Six Flags Magic Mount Him"..........BEST PORN NAME EVER!!!! Love the TR and Video! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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