robbalvey Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 (edited) 4. Is Robb in the trip report? If so, what's his role? If not, why isn't he in the trip report? Yes. Robb is in the trip report. He is the guy who Gertrude meets in an adult book store who enjoys hitting flying semen with a tennis racket. He doesn't actually have a role other than to deepy disturb Gertrude into never going into another adult book store again. Edited May 8, 2010 by robbalvey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveRides Posted May 8, 2010 Author Share Posted May 8, 2010 4. Is Robb in the trip report? If so, what's his role? If not, why isn't he in the trip report? Yes. Robb is in the trip report. He is the guy who Gertrude meets in an adult book store who enjoys hitting flying semen with a tennis racket. He doesn't actually have a role other than to deepy disturb Gertrude into never going into another adult book store again. Â Lol, excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the ghost Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 ^7. Rusty Cuntz is the manager of said bookstore. The name of the bookstore is Cuntz Books. Meaning Rusty Kuntz should be in the TR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteornotes Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 1 - The phrase is "I am made of tasty cheese. And fire." Â dt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themeparkologist Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 6. Yes. Once the party bus starts serving food, a nuclear holocaust could start and no one on board would notice. Â Thus, Gertrude could sneak on the party bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatdaddy Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 3. Is Beth in the trip report? If so, what's her role? If not, why isn't she in the trip report? (Beth is Gertrude's goose friend - if you didn't know) Â Yes, Beth got tickets by collecting change from a fountain. She planned to keep it a secret and ditch Gertrude. After seeing Gertrude on the bus she must quickly disguise herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skycoastin Steve Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 2. Gertrude will wear a tutu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyoverlord71 Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 5. Gertrude is WAY more manly than usual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tatertot3710 Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 8. Bertie the Bus in Thomas Town at SFDK. But she's so disappointed that the name is only one letter off from her's, so she turns Bertie the Bus into Gertie the Bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveRides Posted May 8, 2010 Author Share Posted May 8, 2010 Yay! All the questions are complete! Thanks to everyone who participated.  Here are the all the questions and answers from part 2:  1. Q: What is Gertrude's catch phrase in the trip report? (must be original - not an existing catch phrase) A: The phrase is "I am made of tasty cheese. And fire."  2. Q: What does Gertrude wear during at least some of the trip report? A: Gertrude will wear a tutu.  3. Q: Is Beth in the trip report? If so, what's her role? If not, why isn't she in the trip report? (Beth is Gertrude's goose friend - if you didn't know) A: Yes, Beth got tickets by collecting change from a fountain. She planned to keep it a secret and ditch Gertrude. After seeing Gertrude on the bus she must quickly disguise herself.  4. Q: Is Robb in the trip report? If so, what's his role? If not, why isn't he in the trip report? A: Yes. Robb is in the trip report. He is the guy who Gertrude meets in an adult book store who enjoys hitting flying semen with a tennis racket. He doesn't actually have a role other than to deepy disturb Gertrude into never going into another adult book store again.  5. Q: Multiple choice: How manly is Gertrude during this trip report? a. Very manly (more than normal) b. Not at all manly (she loses her manly powers) A: a. Gertrude is WAY more manly than usual.  6. Q: Yes or No - Does Gertrude's plan to sneak on the party bus succeed? A: Yes. Once the party bus starts serving food, a nuclear holocaust could start and no one on board would notice. Thus, Gertrude could sneak on the party bus.  7. Q: Yes or No - Should I include Rusty Kuntz in the trip report, even though he didn't win in part 1? A: Rusty Cuntz is the manager of said bookstore. The name of the bookstore is Cuntz Books. Meaning Rusty Kuntz should be in the TR!  8. Q: What is Gertrude's favorite ride from the Bay Area Bash parks? A: Bertie the Bus in Thomas Town at SFDK. But she's so disappointed that the name is only one letter off from her's, so she turns Bertie the Bus into Gertie the Bus.  9. Q: What kind of car/bus/train/plane/etc. does Towelie (the winner from part 1) drive? A: AMC Pacer  10. Q: Does Gertrude get Beth a souvenir from Bay Area Bash? If so, what does she get Beth? If not, why doesn't she get Beth anything? A: No, because she forgot to bring her Goose change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hilltopper39 Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 I want to see Rusty Kuntz and Gertrude team up to take on Robb and Elissa in an epic round of the Tony Hawk Big Spin Water Challenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveRides Posted May 18, 2010 Author Share Posted May 18, 2010 The Party Bus and Bay Area Bash rocked!!! It was such an amazing weekend... thanks to everyone who helped put it together! Â It's going to take a few days to create the trip reports (Spoiler: Gertrude made it to Bay Area Bash!!!), but in the meantime here is what Hilary and I did for those who were on the party bus... Â We surprised everybody on the party bus with a "Party Bus Fun Book" filled with games and some chances to participate in the Bay Area Bash trip reports. We also made "Gertrude Approved" and "100% Official Manly Pose" buttons for everyone on the bus. Â The results of the participation parts are below. Thanks to everyone on the bus who participated! Â NOTE: Some people may consider some of these responses inappropriate. Please don't read on if you're offended easily. Â 1. Choose Beth's Disguise: The options were: fro, clown nose, long hair, sneakers, glasses, moustache, shirt, and pipe. Â Two people also added their own options, which were: "Gold watch on a chain", and "pipe in the ass" Â The number of votes each option got: Fro: 6 Clown nose: 2 Long hair: 4 Sneakers: 4 Glasses: 3 Moustache: 7 Shirt: 3 Pipe: 6 Gold watch on a chain: 1 Pipe in the ass: 1 Â The top 2 options were supposed to win, but there was a tie for 2nd place... so we took the top 3. FINAL RESULT: Beth will disguise herself with a fro, moustache, and pipe. Â 2. The last thing Gertrude says in the Friday trip report: We drew the winning quote at random from the responses we got. We decided to save the winning quote as a surprise, but here are all the responses we got that didn't get chosen (some may still show up in the trip report): Â "You're cut off!" "Stiff wood plus open bar - epic win" "The Giant Dipper is as much fun as Bette White" "Then she called me a lap dog and I don't even know what that is" "It's not a party until someone sticks their dick in the mashed potatoes" "People are like M&M's... They come in a bunch of different colors but they all taste the same when you bite into them" "When there's a bonus... don't question!" "I like small boys in tights" "Now, how can I sneak into David's room to eat his puke" <<< NOT FUNNY! "I swear I was no where near that Tilt-a-whirl!" "Christ Jo, is that what you think it did?" "Father, Father - why have you forsaken me?" Â Check back when the Friday trip report gets posted to see the winning quote! Â 3. The last thing Gertrude says in the Saturday trip report: Again, we saved the winning quote as a surprise, but here are all the responses we got that didn't get chosen (some may still show up in the trip report): Â "I regret to inform you that the fetus survived" "Debris, Dusty we got debris!" "That's how TPR rolls" "Remember fellow TPRers, Bay Area Bash is better than sex" "They wouldn't let me on Demon because they said I was 'too short.' We all know it is because I'm black... well half... I'm like Barack Obama" "Took a side trip to the Oakland Zoo. They had a tiger roller coaster that actually had an Ass-end! An Ass!!" "My stomach hurts!" "I like small naked boys" "Bitches Please!" "With great moustache comes great responsibility" Â Check back when the Saturday trip report gets posted to see the winning quote! Â 4. The last thing Gertrude says in the Sunday trip report: Here are all the responses we got that didn't get chosen (some may still show up in the trip report): Â "I had a great time at Bay Area Bash but there are too many gay geese in San Francisco!" "Stay in drugs, don't do school, and always, ALWAYS! listen to your grandparents." "The Holocaust was not as fun as it looked" "Free Willie? I got 9mm's of freedom for him right here" "Me no want to go home, me love theme park trips" "I like little Hitler babies" "I want my - I want my - I want my 'Bag of Crap'!" "Be back next year with manly poses" "Crushing isn't hot until you've seen a goose do it" "LEROY JENKINS!!!!" "Food, fffood, food, food, food!" Â Check back when the Sunday trip report gets posted to see the winning quote! Â That's it for now. See you in a few days with photo proof that Bay Area Bash was all that and a bag of chips!!! Â PS - If you weren't on the party bus but still want a button, don't worry - we have extras and there will be more chances to get one in the future! The designs for the buttons we gave out on the party bus! The first 4 pages of the fun book! A sample of some of the fun stuff that was included. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 ^ Thank you so much for putting that together for the Party Bus! I absolutely LOVE IT when people come up with fun activities or extras for TPR trips! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatdaddy Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 The gertrude booklet was awesome, very creative. I saved some of the activities for my daughter to do. She had many questions about why the goose had big muscles and why i had a goose book. Point is, she liked it, especially after i told her gertrudes story and showed her some of the trip report photos. Perhaps a kids book is in your future. Keep up the goose work, i mean good work. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the ghost Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 ^ Did you tell her who Rusty Kuntz was? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bebes Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Holy Crap!!!! I've been so busy working and prepping for our New Zealand trip that I totally missed this!!!!!! Â I'm bummed that BAB didn't synch up with my schedule. Looks like it was a riot (especially the party bus!). Â Of course, I'll be gone til June 5th, and you'll probably have the whole report up by then. Looking forward to Gertrude's Bay Area Adventure!!!! Â -Mr. Bebe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveRides Posted May 23, 2010 Author Share Posted May 23, 2010 (edited) Keep up the goose work, i mean good work. Â Will do! Â Holy Crap!!!! I've been so busy working and prepping for our New Zealand trip that I totally missed this!!!!! Â No worries! And guess what? We made a fun book and button bag for you and Lady Bebe and Justin too! If you want them now, you can PM me your address, otherwise we'll just give them to you the next time we see you at an event. It's a little late to participate with the fun book... but the buttons are still sweet! Â _________________________________________ Â AND NOW... thanks to participation from tons of TPR members, here's EPISODE 1 of Gertrude's 100% Official Bay Area Bash Adventure!!! ... 4 MONTHS BEFORE BAY AREA BASH: Our story begins with Beth, the lesser known and lesser loved half of Gertrude and Beth. Jealous of Gertrude's fame on TPR, Beth decided she was going to go to Bay Area Bash on her own and keep it a secret from Gertrude. Here she is collecting change from the fountains and water rides around Magic Mountain to save up enough money for a party bus ticket. FAST FORWARD TO THE PARTY BUS DEPARTURE DAY: Beth and Gertrude talk outside Magic Mountain. Beth then made an excuse so that she could sneak away for the weekend to get on the party bus. Instead of going to goose bed like she said, Beth snuck out to the party bus departure spot. Little did Beth know, Gertrude wasn't going to give up on the party bus that easily. Gertrude had devised a plan to sneak onto the party bus without a ticket! She called her friend Towelie to help her get to the departure spot. Towelie pulled up in his AMC Pacer, ready to help Gertrude get to the Party Bus. Towelie raced through traffic to get Gertrude there in time. Meanwhile, Gertrude found all sorts of pills and needles in the passenger seat of Towelie's car that she began experimenting with. Towelie pulled up to the departure point only to find that the bus had already left! He quickly raced onto the 5 freeway to catch it! Meanwhile, Gertrude began growing muscles from all the pills and needles. She was getting WAY more manly than usual. Towelie caught up to the bus and told Gertrude to jump. Gertrude jumped, barely squeezing her huge muscles through an open window on the bus. Fortunately, the TPR members were busy snacking, and didn't think twice about a talking goose jumping into the bus. The TPR members may not have cared about Gertrude, but when Beth noticed Gertrude she nearly shat herself. Beth quickly threw on a disguise. Gertrude and Beth were now both on their way to Bay Area Bash on the party bus! But to what bonus park are they headed, and what craziness will happen next??? Check back when episode 2 is posted to find out! Edited May 23, 2010 by ILoveRides Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechanic Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 I love it! Must have more Gertrude and Beth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the ghost Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Seriously messed up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midgetman82 Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 ^ Agreed, but funny aswell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six Flags Enthuseast Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 That post is the definition of AWESOMENESS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatdaddy Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 thanks to participation from tons of TPR members  So your calling us fat? Anyway, greatest goose cell phone ever. I had no idea gertrude and beth were so sinister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coaster-crazy Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 She made it!!! Can't wait for part 2! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiger01 Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 I don't know why I just read through that! But who cares it was about theme parks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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