atem122 Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 (edited) So where shalt I begin? Ah, about a month ago, the greatest coaster nerd in the world (myself that is) and Creditcrazy decided to have an SFMM get together since he needs his pass processed. We settled on Sunday because frankly, who's going to spend their last day of spring break at an amusement park? Well we were wrong, Jesus decided to show up (see below). But other than that, the crowds were pretty minimal for the most part, and it was a fantastic day. And yes, there WILL be Surfer Girls and hidden mickeys to boot! So you must read on. I believe our ride count was: X2-3 Termy (errr to make myself not sound like a fanboy: [although I am one] Terminator Salvation: the Ride)-3 Scream!-1 Viper-1 Riddler's Revenge-1 Batman the Ride- 2 (Once in the front, and of course, once in the rear) Goliath- 2 Deja Vu- 0 Deja Vu- 0 Deja Vu- 0 Deja Vu- 0 Deja Vu- 0 Deja Vu- 0 Deja Vu- 0 (see what I did there?) Jet Stream- 1 Goldrusher- 1 Sky Tower Museum: The Experience: The Unusually Phallic Object: The Ride- 1 Orient Express- 1 Also note that Davy (Creditcrazy) also wants some lameness in this PTR so that you know he contributed. So remember, any failed jokes or utterly stupid comments were entirely his ideas. "Welcome to SFMM, now with 50% more Jesus!" (By the way, this was my reference to "Jesus was in attendance." So if that's all you wanted to see, you can leave now) Being nerds, we immediately ran for X2. (Photo credit: Davy) 2 things: 1) Some foreshadowing for all of you who are looking forward to seeing the Surfer Girls 2) Has anyone ever noticed this pond before?! Here's some construction BS. But before we could take more pictures of Mr. Six's Electric-Slide Coaster, we needed a Termy fix. This is literally right next to the truck with a hidden Mickey on it. Real crafty SFMM...real crafty. (Photo credit: Davy) Who can name what three words WEREN'T said here due to faulty audio? (Photo credit: Davy) "All the ladies they want, a taste of my dirt lumps, my dirt lumps yeah." Mr. Six's Jerking Coaster: Now with more bulldozer. This track is for one of the following (The answer will shock you): 1) A 500 foot Intamin going to SFMM 2) Disneyland's 4D coaster 3) AQUATRAX!1!1111!!!!!! 4) Mr. Six's Sockhop Coaster Probably the worst site known to man: Two Vekomas in one picture. Those would be supports lying on the ground there...yeah...exciting! Right? It's always great when a coaster enthusiast can say "I didn't ride you" to something, since we hear those same words from so many women. (Photo credit: Davy) It's always great when a coaster enthusiast can say "I didn't ride you" to something since we hear those same words from so many women. (By the way, did that comment give you deja vu?!!!) (Photo credit: Davy) Resist making a German porn joke. Resist making a German porn joke. Resist making a German porn joke. AHHHH Ever wonder where Canadian Bacon comes from? ...It comes from pigs. Not these. All right. You've waited long enough, so here you go: Surfer Girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well worth the wait, right? (Photo credit: Davy) Riddler's Revenge Rattles Rambunctiously. Riddler's has lots of air...for a Californian ride. (Photo credit: Davy) This would make a fantastic avatar. The rare Riddler's two train shot. Proof that they had a kick@$$ crew! Who knows what this used to be? Bacon theming inside a bathroom? YES! All I ever want to think about in bathrooms s meat anyway... A walk creepy as all hell? I think so. One with a keen eye may spot the Batman train. But one with a 16-year-old eye may spot the guy playing with his...er..."blade." My old avatar became dated. Hence why I'm sporting the new look. The best use of 25 cents since Cinnamon... Viper time! And that guy in the front row is cool. (Photo credit: Davy) While not being very smooth on Sunday, it did provide excellent photo ops. "THROUGH THE TREES" has gotten boring. So top this b*tches: Arrow: THROUGH THE ARROW! Time for the Sky Tower, which now houses Terminator Salvation: the Failed Prop. Don't mind the creepy kid who's totally not me, but can anyone tell me what ride this was from? (Photo credit: Davy) Until there's a corner with Intamins, churros, and Intamin churros, this corner will NOT be beat. If only my camera worked properly... I didn't ride you! HA! More Tatness. (What I did there was combine "Tatsu" and "Hotness." I'm a BAMF) (Photo credit: Davy) Scream still sucks. *cues 500 page debate over how we're spoiled and it'd be good at another park and yada yada yada BS* Normally I'd find it rude to hate something that was dropped during childbirth, but Scream is just that lame. (Photo credit: Davy) Proof that Davy and I are in fact NO cooler than you. "I saw zero Jesus!" Goliath was fun as usual. Another example of a really good crew too! Time to take a spin on Batman. Where slime=theme! (Photo credit: Davy) History fact: Batman was made back when B&M still had cojones! The blue definitely makes Batman go faster. (Photo credit: Davy) Oh. My. God! Somebody get that hat! Back to Termy! It's such a great ride to be a fanboy of...well...not as great as Prowler... Looks like SFMM might be needing some black paint. X2 is fantastically unique. Sometimes it treats you nicely, and other times, it treats you like Rihanna. (Too soon?) Viper does its thang nicely. So nicely I thank I'm gonna buy it a drank. As long as it doesn't have a nasty stank. Pretzel loop AND cloudy weather? That's intense. (Photo credit: Davy) Intense weather for coaster photos>Intense love making (Cause I've totally experienced that...) Batman again! This zero g roll is now 10x more intense with the weather and blueness. Goliath is for sure intense. BTW, this weather actually IS intense for 2 So Cal kids. (Photo credit: Davy) And finally, the most INTENSE picture of them all. After a quick ride on X2, we concluded our day. And thus concludes this crappy photo TR. And remember, if you didn't laugh or enjoy this, blame Davy! Thanks for reading, Alex -Atem122 Davy -Creditcrazy ADMIN EDIT: I went ahead and added "Photo TR:" to the front of the thread title. In the future, please remember to add this notation to the front of your photo reports' thread titles. Otherwise, keep up the good work! Edited April 15, 2010 by jedimaster1227 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where'smyhotdog Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 Looks good, must resist german joke.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreditCrazy Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 You (er, we*) did well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 Loved the Mickey Mouse spotting. Was that an evac on Goliath (or were they just a fitness group doing stair training), did you find out what the story was there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atem122 Posted April 15, 2010 Author Share Posted April 15, 2010 ^^^Thanks! ^^Yes, I..er we did! ^That was a legit evac on Goliath (it got stuck at the top too!). The train itself was probably stuck up there for an hour, I'm not sure about the people though. It was back up and running about an hour after I took that picture, so it was nothing too serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where'smyhotdog Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 I like the "The blue definitely makes Batman go faster." picture a lot. I like how the track is the main thing and in focus and the train and passengers are just extra and incidental Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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