PriestofSyrinx Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 What if there was a "real" Jurassic Park that had all of the kinks worked out of it? The ultimate Theme Park experience! No sick dinos, no underpaid IT specialists, a back up power system, etc. Would you go? How much would you pay? For me, I'd say that I would pay probably five thousand a week, thats based on one thousand dollars a day. But i would be pretty iffy on going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Tyler would cum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkTums Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 But what if this 'Real Jurassic Park' was on the moon!?!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carolinacaniac Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 A better question may be what would Jurassic Park be like on the Moon if Dick Kinzel was running it? -Gary T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
larrygator Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 ^^damn you, you stole my comment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnage Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Ask Jeff Johnson, he experienced the real thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PriestofSyrinx Posted February 3, 2010 Author Share Posted February 3, 2010 ^ I was hoping to have someone reply with some references... As long as the GP stays away from Isla Nubar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Clever girl... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveRides Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 The problem is, if Jurassic Park were real I fear they'd end up standing on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as they could... and before they even knew what they had, they would patent it and package it and slap it on a plastic lunchbox, and then they'd sell it, they'd want to sell it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skycoastin Steve Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 As long as the outhouses are T-Rex proof, I'm there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBru Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Wait... Jurassic Park isn't real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeemerBoy Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Well, Spider-Man is real..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jew Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 We could finally go to Hadrosaur cove!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cheat Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 The first time I ever rode that I was pissed that we didn't get to go that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 If the entire park is not scored by John Williams, nor features Captain Dinosaur's Pirate Rip-Off, I will be sorely disappointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteornotes Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 I just want a dinosaur that I can take to the grocery store and have it eat people that annoy me. Tyler, get to work! dt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCody Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 If it means I get to ride in a cramped SUV with Jeff Goldblum, I'd totally go. ROAAAAAAAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 ^ Maybe he'll put drops of water on your hands as a seduction technique...explaining chaos theory is SUCH a smooth move! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkTums Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 ^^Only if I can be cramped on his other side!!! Mmmm Jeff Goldblum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 No credits, forget about it. Maybe if they had coupon days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dino Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 ^ Coupon days & auto-erotica scientists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterking2981 Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 If I'm gonna end up paying thousands to go, I better come back home with a T-Rex. Then 1 of 2 possible scenarios will happen: "Where is your homework?" "My T-Rex ate it." or "Mom, there's no school today." "Why?" "My T-Rex destroyed it when I was using my assissant principal's annoying little dog to play fetch with it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarmor Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Well, Spider-Man is real..... BWAHAHAHA!!! But if jurassic park was really real I would so be there...but then again...im scared now remembering the first 5 minutes of the first film...Yeah, things wouldnt look too good for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emiroo Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Ah Ah Ah! It will never happen because: YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nursemelis374 Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Mmmm Jeff Goldblum Word! This is the best thread EVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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