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1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest.

2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional.

3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond.

4. Be prepared for anything at anytime.

5. Know your ride, Know your guest.

6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse.

 

 

 

7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN

8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room.

9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight

10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore

11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only.

12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit

13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation!

14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things.

15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

16. Don't talk about fight club.

17.Always remember the Alamo.

18. Don't forget to bring a towel

19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror.

20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is.

21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt

22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas

23. All your base are belong to us

24. Do not talk about Fight Club.

25. Do not talk about Fight Club.

26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

27. Always remember to use protection

28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings"

29. Beauty is only a light switch away

30. Everything must number OVER 9000!

31. The Answer is 42

32. Always take the blue pill.

33. 4 8 15 16 23 42

34. Don't eat the yellow snow.

35. The love you take is equal to the love you make.

36. Don't take the brown acid.

37. If an erection persists after four hours, call your doctor.

38. The Red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only, do not stop in the white zone.

39. Never stop on the tracks.

40. Never sit in front of your spitting professor.

41. Do not make Happy Fun Ball angry.

42. Seriously, this is the answer.

43. No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is NO STOPPING in a RED ZONE

44. Make sure your pictures are no more than 800x600

45. You may get wet in this ride. Why else would there be a poncho selling machine in the queue?

46. And if all else fails email dan mrt0ad@aol.com he will have the answer

47. NO! There is no stopping in a white zone, the red zone is for loading of passengers. The white zone is for unloading of passengers.

48. Just keep driving until you find the Green Zone

49. Never have a rendezvous in a basement.

50. The brown zone is for passengers to dump a load.

51. Have you emailed Dan yet?

52. Under penalty of law, this tag only to be removed by consumer

53. When in Mexico do not drink the water

54. Grizzly Adams DID have a beard.

55. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever

56.When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

57. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he lies in wait.

58. Why are you still reading this?

59. Serious forum topics must be turned into silly memes

60. Do not belive everything you read on TPR and will will come out Disease Free

61. Ich habe gebfurst!

62. What happens on tour stays on tour

63. This space left intentionally blank

64. Wow you guys are mature

 

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1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest.

2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional.

3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond.

4. Be prepared for anything at anytime.

5. Know your ride, Know your guest.

6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse.

 

 

 

7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN

8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room.

9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight

10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore

11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only.

12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit

13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation!

14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things.

15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

16. Don't talk about fight club.

17.Always remember the Alamo.

18. Don't forget to bring a towel

19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror.

20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is.

21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt

22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas

23. All your base are belong to us

24. Do not talk about Fight Club.

25. Do not talk about Fight Club.

26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

27. Always remember to use protection

28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings"

29. Beauty is only a light switch away

30. Everything must number OVER 9000!

31. The Answer is 42

32. Always take the blue pill.

33. 4 8 15 16 23 42

34. Don't eat the yellow snow.

35. The love you take is equal to the love you make.

36. Don't take the brown acid.

37. If an erection persists after four hours, call your doctor.

38. The Red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only, do not stop in the white zone.

39. Never stop on the tracks.

40. Never sit in front of your spitting professor.

41. Do not make Happy Fun Ball angry.

42. Seriously, this is the answer.

43. No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is NO STOPPING in a RED ZONE

44. Make sure your pictures are no more than 800x600

45. You may get wet in this ride. Why else would there be a poncho selling machine in the queue?

46. And if all else fails email dan mrt0ad@aol.com he will have the answer

47. NO! There is no stopping in a white zone, the red zone is for loading of passengers. The white zone is for unloading of passengers.

48. Just keep driving until you find the Green Zone

49. Never have a rendezvous in a basement.

50. The brown zone is for passengers to dump a load.

51. Have you emailed Dan yet?

52. Under penalty of law, this tag only to be removed by consumer

53. When in Mexico do not drink the water

54. Grizzly Adams DID have a beard.

55. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever

56.When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

57. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he lies in wait.

58. Why are you still reading this?

59. Serious forum topics must be turned into silly memes

60. Do not belive everything you read on TPR and will will come out Disease Free

61. Ich habe gebfurst!

62. What happens on tour stays on tour

63. This space left intentionally blank

64. Wow you guys are mature

65. Wait till rule 69 comes around

66. If you don't have a sense of humor, or are easily offended, please turn back now!

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1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest.

2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional.

3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond.

4. Be prepared for anything at anytime.

5. Know your ride, Know your guest.

6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse.

 

 

 

7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN

8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room.

9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight

10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore

11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only.

12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit

13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation!

14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things.

15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

16. Don't talk about fight club.

17.Always remember the Alamo.

18. Don't forget to bring a towel

19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror.

20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is.

21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt

22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas

23. All your base are belong to us

24. Do not talk about Fight Club.

25. Do not talk about Fight Club.

26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

27. Always remember to use protection

28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings"

29. Beauty is only a light switch away

30. Everything must number OVER 9000!

31. The Answer is 42

32. Always take the blue pill.

33. 4 8 15 16 23 42

34. Don't eat the yellow snow.

35. The love you take is equal to the love you make.

36. Don't take the brown acid.

37. If an erection persists after four hours, call your doctor.

38. The Red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only, do not stop in the white zone.

39. Never stop on the tracks.

40. Never sit in front of your spitting professor.

41. Do not make Happy Fun Ball angry.

42. Seriously, this is the answer.

43. No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is NO STOPPING in a RED ZONE

44. Make sure your pictures are no more than 800x600

45. You may get wet in this ride. Why else would there be a poncho selling machine in the queue?

46. And if all else fails email dan mrt0ad@aol.com he will have the answer

47. NO! There is no stopping in a white zone, the red zone is for loading of passengers. The white zone is for unloading of passengers.

48. Just keep driving until you find the Green Zone

49. Never have a rendezvous in a basement.

50. The brown zone is for passengers to dump a load.

51. Have you emailed Dan yet?

52. Under penalty of law, this tag only to be removed by consumer

53. When in Mexico do not drink the water

54. Grizzly Adams DID have a beard.

55. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever

56.When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

57. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he lies in wait.

58. Why are you still reading this?

59. Serious forum topics must be turned into silly memes

60. Do not belive everything you read on TPR and will will come out Disease Free

61. Ich habe gebfurst!

62. What happens on tour stays on tour

63. This space left intentionally blank

64. Wow you guys are mature

65. Wait till rule 69 comes around

66. If you don't have a sense of humor, or are easily offended, please turn back now!

67. You will antagonise coaster enthusiasts at every opportunity.

68. You will claim the coaster you operate is the best (refer rule 67).

69. Use sexual double entendres that most park visitors would be too dumb to get.

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1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest.

2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional.

3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond.

4. Be prepared for anything at anytime.

5. Know your ride, Know your guest.

6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse.

 

 

 

7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN

8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room.

9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight

10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore

11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only.

12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit

13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation!

14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things.

15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

16. Don't talk about fight club.

17.Always remember the Alamo.

18. Don't forget to bring a towel

19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror.

20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is.

21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt

22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas

23. All your base are belong to us

24. Do not talk about Fight Club.

25. Do not talk about Fight Club.

26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

27. Always remember to use protection

28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings"

29. Beauty is only a light switch away

30. Everything must number OVER 9000!

31. The Answer is 42

32. Always take the blue pill.

33. 4 8 15 16 23 42

34. Don't eat the yellow snow.

35. The love you take is equal to the love you make.

36. Don't take the brown acid.

37. If an erection persists after four hours, call your doctor.

38. The Red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only, do not stop in the white zone.

39. Never stop on the tracks.

40. Never sit in front of your spitting professor.

41. Do not make Happy Fun Ball angry.

42. Seriously, this is the answer.

43. No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is NO STOPPING in a RED ZONE

44. Make sure your pictures are no more than 800x600

45. You may get wet in this ride. Why else would there be a poncho selling machine in the queue?

46. And if all else fails email dan mrt0ad@aol.com he will have the answer

47. NO! There is no stopping in a white zone, the red zone is for loading of passengers. The white zone is for unloading of passengers.

48. Just keep driving until you find the Green Zone

49. Never have a rendezvous in a basement.

50. The brown zone is for passengers to dump a load.

51. Have you emailed Dan yet?

52. Under penalty of law, this tag only to be removed by consumer

53. When in Mexico do not drink the water

54. Grizzly Adams DID have a beard.

55. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever

56.When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

57. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he lies in wait.

58. Why are you still reading this?

59. Serious forum topics must be turned into silly memes

60. Do not belive everything you read on TPR and will will come out Disease Free

61. Ich habe gebfurst!

62. What happens on tour stays on tour

63. This space left intentionally blank

64. Wow you guys are mature

65. Wait till rule 69 comes around

66. If you don't have a sense of humor, or are easily offended, please turn back now!

67. You will antagonise coaster enthusiasts at every opportunity.

68. You will claim the coaster you operate is the best (refer rule 67).

69. Use sexual double entendres that most park visitors would be too dumb to get.

70. XD

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1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest.

2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional.

3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond.

4. Be prepared for anything at anytime.

5. Know your ride, Know your guest.

6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse.

 

 

 

7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN

8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room.

9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight

10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore

11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only.

12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit

13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation!

14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things.

15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

16. Don't talk about fight club.

17.Always remember the Alamo.

18. Don't forget to bring a towel

19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror.

20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is.

21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt

22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas

23. All your base are belong to us

24. Do not talk about Fight Club.

25. Do not talk about Fight Club.

26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

27. Always remember to use protection

28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings"

29. Beauty is only a light switch away

30. Everything must number OVER 9000!

31. The Answer is 42

32. Always take the blue pill.

33. 4 8 15 16 23 42

34. Don't eat the yellow snow.

35. The love you take is equal to the love you make.

36. Don't take the brown acid.

37. If an erection persists after four hours, call your doctor.

38. The Red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only, do not stop in the white zone.

39. Never stop on the tracks.

40. Never sit in front of your spitting professor.

41. Do not make Happy Fun Ball angry.

42. Seriously, this is the answer.

43. No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is NO STOPPING in a RED ZONE

44. Make sure your pictures are no more than 800x600

45. You may get wet in this ride. Why else would there be a poncho selling machine in the queue?

46. And if all else fails email dan mrt0ad@aol.com he will have the answer

47. NO! There is no stopping in a white zone, the red zone is for loading of passengers. The white zone is for unloading of passengers.

48. Just keep driving until you find the Green Zone

49. Never have a rendezvous in a basement.

50. The brown zone is for passengers to dump a load.

51. Have you emailed Dan yet?

52. Under penalty of law, this tag only to be removed by consumer

53. When in Mexico do not drink the water

54. Grizzly Adams DID have a beard.

55. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever

56.When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

57. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he lies in wait.

58. Why are you still reading this?

59. Serious forum topics must be turned into silly memes

60. Do not belive everything you read on TPR and will will come out Disease Free

61. Ich habe gebfurst!

62. What happens on tour stays on tour

63. This space left intentionally blank

64. Wow you guys are mature

65. Wait till rule 69 comes around

66. If you don't have a sense of humor, or are easily offended, please turn back now!

67. You will antagonise coaster enthusiasts at every opportunity.

68. You will claim the coaster you operate is the best (refer rule 67).

69. Use sexual double entendres that most park visitors would be too dumb to get.

70. I like small boys in tights.

71. Give a hoot, Don't Pollute!

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I'm not sure what all the hubbub is about and why everyone is doubting Mikey's post. I assure you that he knows what he's talking about.

 

You've been led down a very wrong path then.

 

1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest.

2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional.

3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond.

4. Be prepared for anything at anytime.

5. Know your ride, Know your guest.

6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse.

 

 

 

7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN

8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room.

9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight

10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore

11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only.

12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit

13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation!

14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things.

15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

16. Don't talk about fight club.

17.Always remember the Alamo.

18. Don't forget to bring a towel

19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror.

20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is.

21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt

22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas

23. All your base are belong to us

24. Do not talk about Fight Club.

25. Do not talk about Fight Club.

26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

27. Always remember to use protection

28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings"

29. Beauty is only a light switch away

30. Everything must number OVER 9000!

31. The Answer is 42

32. Always take the blue pill.

33. 4 8 15 16 23 42

34. Don't eat the yellow snow.

35. The love you take is equal to the love you make.

36. Don't take the brown acid.

37. If an erection persists after four hours, call your doctor.

38. The Red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only, do not stop in the white zone.

39. Never stop on the tracks.

40. Never sit in front of your spitting professor.

41. Do not make Happy Fun Ball angry.

42. Seriously, this is the answer.

43. No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is NO STOPPING in a RED ZONE

44. Make sure your pictures are no more than 800x600

45. You may get wet in this ride. Why else would there be a poncho selling machine in the queue?

46. And if all else fails email dan mrt0ad@aol.com he will have the answer

47. NO! There is no stopping in a white zone, the red zone is for loading of passengers. The white zone is for unloading of passengers.

48. Just keep driving until you find the Green Zone

49. Never have a rendezvous in a basement.

50. The brown zone is for passengers to dump a load.

51. Have you emailed Dan yet?

52. Under penalty of law, this tag only to be removed by consumer

53. When in Mexico do not drink the water

54. Grizzly Adams DID have a beard.

55. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever

56.When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

57. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he lies in wait.

58. Why are you still reading this?

59. Serious forum topics must be turned into silly memes

60. Do not belive everything you read on TPR and will will come out Disease Free

61. Ich habe gebfurst!

62. What happens on tour stays on tour

63. This space left intentionally blank

64. Wow you guys are mature

65. Wait till rule 69 comes around

66. If you don't have a sense of humor, or are easily offended, please turn back now!

67. You will antagonise coaster enthusiasts at every opportunity.

68. You will claim the coaster you operate is the best (refer rule 67).

69. Use sexual double entendres that most park visitors would be too dumb to get.

70. I like small boys in tights.

71. Give a hoot, Don't Pollute!

72. Needles in your eyes, are not as much fun as boobies in your eyes.

 

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1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest.

2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional.

3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond.

4. Be prepared for anything at anytime.

5. Know your ride, Know your guest.

6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse.

 

 

 

7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN

8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room.

9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight

10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore

11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only.

12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit

13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation!

14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things.

15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

16. Don't talk about fight club.

17.Always remember the Alamo.

18. Don't forget to bring a towel

19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror.

20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is.

21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt

22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas

23. All your base are belong to us

24. Do not talk about Fight Club.

25. Do not talk about Fight Club.

26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

27. Always remember to use protection

28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings"

29. Beauty is only a light switch away

30. Everything must number OVER 9000!

31. The Answer is 42

32. Always take the blue pill.

33. 4 8 15 16 23 42

34. Don't eat the yellow snow.

35. The love you take is equal to the love you make.

36. Don't take the brown acid.

37. If an erection persists after four hours, call your doctor.

38. The Red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only, do not stop in the white zone.

39. Never stop on the tracks.

40. Never sit in front of your spitting professor.

41. Do not make Happy Fun Ball angry.

42. Seriously, this is the answer.

43. No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is NO STOPPING in a RED ZONE

44. Make sure your pictures are no more than 800x600

45. You may get wet in this ride. Why else would there be a poncho selling machine in the queue?

46. And if all else fails email dan mrt0ad@aol.com he will have the answer

47. NO! There is no stopping in a white zone, the red zone is for loading of passengers. The white zone is for unloading of passengers.

48. Just keep driving until you find the Green Zone

49. Never have a rendezvous in a basement.

50. The brown zone is for passengers to dump a load.

51. Have you emailed Dan yet?

52. Under penalty of law, this tag only to be removed by consumer

53. When in Mexico do not drink the water

54. Grizzly Adams DID have a beard.

55. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever

56.When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

57. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he lies in wait.

58. Why are you still reading this?

59. Serious forum topics must be turned into silly memes

60. Do not belive everything you read on TPR and will will come out Disease Free

61. Ich habe gebfurst!

62. What happens on tour stays on tour

63. This space left intentionally blank

64. Wow you guys are mature

65. Wait till rule 69 comes around

66. If you don't have a sense of humor, or are easily offended, please turn back now!

67. You will antagonise coaster enthusiasts at every opportunity.

68. You will claim the coaster you operate is the best (refer rule 67).

69. Use sexual double entendres that most park visitors would be too dumb to get.

70. I like small boys in tights.

71. Give a hoot, Don't Pollute!

72. Needles in your eyes, are not as much fun as boobies in your eyes.

73. No matter how much they cry, no matter how much they beg, never, never feed them after midnight.

 

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1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest.

2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional.

3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond.

4. Be prepared for anything at anytime.

5. Know your ride, Know your guest.

6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse.

 

 

 

7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN

8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room.

9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight

10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore

11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only.

12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit

13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation!

14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things.

15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

16. Don't talk about fight club.

17.Always remember the Alamo.

18. Don't forget to bring a towel

19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror.

20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is.

21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt

22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas

23. All your base are belong to us

24. Do not talk about Fight Club.

25. Do not talk about Fight Club.

26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

27. Always remember to use protection

28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings"

29. Beauty is only a light switch away

30. Everything must number OVER 9000!

31. The Answer is 42

32. Always take the blue pill.

33. 4 8 15 16 23 42

34. Don't eat the yellow snow.

35. The love you take is equal to the love you make.

36. Don't take the brown acid.

37. If an erection persists after four hours, call your doctor.

38. The Red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only, do not stop in the white zone.

39. Never stop on the tracks.

40. Never sit in front of your spitting professor.

41. Do not make Happy Fun Ball angry.

42. Seriously, this is the answer.

43. No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is NO STOPPING in a RED ZONE

44. Make sure your pictures are no more than 800x600

45. You may get wet in this ride. Why else would there be a poncho selling machine in the queue?

46. And if all else fails email dan mrt0ad@aol.com he will have the answer

47. NO! There is no stopping in a white zone, the red zone is for loading of passengers. The white zone is for unloading of passengers.

48. Just keep driving until you find the Green Zone

49. Never have a rendezvous in a basement.

50. The brown zone is for passengers to dump a load.

51. Have you emailed Dan yet?

52. Under penalty of law, this tag only to be removed by consumer

53. When in Mexico do not drink the water

54. Grizzly Adams DID have a beard.

55. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever

56.When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

57. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he lies in wait.

58. Why are you still reading this?

59. Serious forum topics must be turned into silly memes

60. Do not belive everything you read on TPR and will will come out Disease Free

61. Ich habe gebfurst!

62. What happens on tour stays on tour

63. This space left intentionally blank

64. Wow you guys are mature

65. Wait till rule 69 comes around

66. If you don't have a sense of humor, or are easily offended, please turn back now!

67. You will antagonise coaster enthusiasts at every opportunity.

68. You will claim the coaster you operate is the best (refer rule 67).

69. Use sexual double entendres that most park visitors would be too dumb to get.

70. I like small boys in tights.

71. Give a hoot, Don't Pollute!

72. Needles in your eyes, are not as much fun as boobies in your eyes.

73. No matter how much they cry, no matter how much they beg, never, never feed them after midnight.

74. Moose should read Number 9!

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1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest.

2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional.

3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond.

4. Be prepared for anything at anytime.

5. Know your ride, Know your guest.

6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse.

 

 

 

7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN

8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room.

9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight

10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore

11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only.

12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit

13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation!

14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things.

15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

16. Don't talk about fight club.

17.Always remember the Alamo.

18. Don't forget to bring a towel

19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror.

20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is.

21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt

22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas

23. All your base are belong to us

24. Do not talk about Fight Club.

25. Do not talk about Fight Club.

26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

27. Always remember to use protection

28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings"

29. Beauty is only a light switch away

30. Everything must number OVER 9000!

31. The Answer is 42

32. Always take the blue pill.

33. 4 8 15 16 23 42

34. Don't eat the yellow snow.

35. The love you take is equal to the love you make.

36. Don't take the brown acid.

37. If an erection persists after four hours, call your doctor.

38. The Red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only, do not stop in the white zone.

39. Never stop on the tracks.

40. Never sit in front of your spitting professor.

41. Do not make Happy Fun Ball angry.

42. Seriously, this is the answer.

43. No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is NO STOPPING in a RED ZONE

44. Make sure your pictures are no more than 800x600

45. You may get wet in this ride. Why else would there be a poncho selling machine in the queue?

46. And if all else fails email dan mrt0ad@aol.com he will have the answer

47. NO! There is no stopping in a white zone, the red zone is for loading of passengers. The white zone is for unloading of passengers.

48. Just keep driving until you find the Green Zone

49. Never have a rendezvous in a basement.

50. The brown zone is for passengers to dump a load.

51. Have you emailed Dan yet?

52. Under penalty of law, this tag only to be removed by consumer

53. When in Mexico do not drink the water

54. Grizzly Adams DID have a beard.

55. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever

56.When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

57. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he lies in wait.

58. Why are you still reading this?

59. Serious forum topics must be turned into silly memes

60. Do not belive everything you read on TPR and will will come out Disease Free

61. Ich habe gebfurst!

62. What happens on tour stays on tour

63. This space left intentionally blank

64. Wow you guys are mature

65. Wait till rule 69 comes around

66. If you don't have a sense of humor, or are easily offended, please turn back now!

67. You will antagonise coaster enthusiasts at every opportunity.

68. You will claim the coaster you operate is the best (refer rule 67).

69. Use sexual double entendres that most park visitors would be too dumb to get.

70. I like small boys in tights.

71. Give a hoot, Don't Pollute!

72. Needles in your eyes, are not as much fun as boobies in your eyes.

73. No matter how much they cry, no matter how much they beg, never, never feed them after midnight.

74. Moose should read Number 9!

75. 60% of the time it works, every time.

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1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest.

2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional.

3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond.

4. Be prepared for anything at anytime.

5. Know your ride, Know your guest.

6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse.

 

 

 

7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN

8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room.

9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight

10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore

11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only.

12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit

13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation!

14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things.

15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

16. Don't talk about fight club.

17.Always remember the Alamo.

18. Don't forget to bring a towel

19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror.

20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is.

21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt

22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas

23. All your base are belong to us

24. Do not talk about Fight Club.

25. Do not talk about Fight Club.

26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

27. Always remember to use protection

28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings"

29. Beauty is only a light switch away

30. Everything must number OVER 9000!

31. The Answer is 42

32. Always take the blue pill.

33. 4 8 15 16 23 42

34. Don't eat the yellow snow.

35. The love you take is equal to the love you make.

36. Don't take the brown acid.

37. If an erection persists after four hours, call your doctor.

38. The Red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only, do not stop in the white zone.

39. Never stop on the tracks.

40. Never sit in front of your spitting professor.

41. Do not make Happy Fun Ball angry.

42. Seriously, this is the answer.

43. No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is NO STOPPING in a RED ZONE

44. Make sure your pictures are no more than 800x600

45. You may get wet in this ride. Why else would there be a poncho selling machine in the queue?

46. And if all else fails email dan mrt0ad@aol.com he will have the answer

47. NO! There is no stopping in a white zone, the red zone is for loading of passengers. The white zone is for unloading of passengers.

48. Just keep driving until you find the Green Zone

49. Never have a rendezvous in a basement.

50. The brown zone is for passengers to dump a load.

51. Have you emailed Dan yet?

52. Under penalty of law, this tag only to be removed by consumer

53. When in Mexico do not drink the water

54. Grizzly Adams DID have a beard.

55. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever

56.When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

57. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he lies in wait.

58. Why are you still reading this?

59. Serious forum topics must be turned into silly memes

60. Do not belive everything you read on TPR and will will come out Disease Free

61. Ich habe gebfurst!

62. What happens on tour stays on tour

63. This space left intentionally blank

64. Wow you guys are mature

65. Wait till rule 69 comes around

66. If you don't have a sense of humor, or are easily offended, please turn back now!

67. You will antagonise coaster enthusiasts at every opportunity.

68. You will claim the coaster you operate is the best (refer rule 67).

69. Use sexual double entendres that most park visitors would be too dumb to get.

70. I like small boys in tights.

71. Give a hoot, Don't Pollute!

72. Needles in your eyes, are not as much fun as boobies in your eyes.

73. No matter how much they cry, no matter how much they beg, never, never feed them after midnight.

74. Moose should read Number 9!

75. 60% of the time it works, every time.

76. Oh really, Vernon, why pretend, we both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about. You want me to have an abortion.

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9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight

 

73. No matter how much they cry, no matter how much they beg, never, never feed them after midnight.

74. Moose should read Number 9!

 

Rule number 9 is wrong... Nothing happens to a Gremlin when they eat after midnight. It is the Mogwai that transform when they eat after midnight.

 

Yes, I am a 80's geek.

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1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest.

2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional.

3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond.

4. Be prepared for anything at anytime.

5. Know your ride, Know your guest.

6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse.

 

 

 

7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN

8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room.

9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight

10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore

11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only.

12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit

13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation!

14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things.

15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

16. Don't talk about fight club.

17.Always remember the Alamo.

18. Don't forget to bring a towel

19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror.

20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is.

21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt

22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas

23. All your base are belong to us

24. Do not talk about Fight Club.

25. Do not talk about Fight Club.

26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

27. Always remember to use protection

28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings"

29. Beauty is only a light switch away

30. Everything must number OVER 9000!

31. The Answer is 42

32. Always take the blue pill.

33. 4 8 15 16 23 42

34. Don't eat the yellow snow.

35. The love you take is equal to the love you make.

36. Don't take the brown acid.

37. If an erection persists after four hours, call your doctor.

38. The Red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only, do not stop in the white zone.

39. Never stop on the tracks.

40. Never sit in front of your spitting professor.

41. Do not make Happy Fun Ball angry.

42. Seriously, this is the answer.

43. No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is NO STOPPING in a RED ZONE

44. Make sure your pictures are no more than 800x600

45. You may get wet in this ride. Why else would there be a poncho selling machine in the queue?

46. And if all else fails email dan mrt0ad@aol.com he will have the answer

47. NO! There is no stopping in a white zone, the red zone is for loading of passengers. The white zone is for unloading of passengers.

48. Just keep driving until you find the Green Zone

49. Never have a rendezvous in a basement.

50. The brown zone is for passengers to dump a load.

51. Have you emailed Dan yet?

52. Under penalty of law, this tag only to be removed by consumer

53. When in Mexico do not drink the water

54. Grizzly Adams DID have a beard.

55. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever

56.When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

57. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he lies in wait.

58. Why are you still reading this?

59. Serious forum topics must be turned into silly memes

60. Do not belive everything you read on TPR and will will come out Disease Free

61. Ich habe gebfurst!

62. What happens on tour stays on tour

63. This space left intentionally blank

64. Wow you guys are mature

65. Wait till rule 69 comes around

66. If you don't have a sense of humor, or are easily offended, please turn back now!

67. You will antagonise coaster enthusiasts at every opportunity.

68. You will claim the coaster you operate is the best (refer rule 67).

69. Use sexual double entendres that most park visitors would be too dumb to get.

70. I like small boys in tights.

71. Give a hoot, Don't Pollute!

72. Needles in your eyes, are not as much fun as boobies in your eyes.

73. No matter how much they cry, no matter how much they beg, never, never feed them after midnight.

74. Moose should read Number 9!

75. 60% of the time it works, every time.

76. Oh really, Vernon, why pretend, we both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about. You want me to have an abortion.

77. Okay, this is the little boys' room, and that cave over there is the little girls' room.

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1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest.

2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional.

3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond.

4. Be prepared for anything at anytime.

5. Know your ride, Know your guest.

6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse.

 

 

 

7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN

8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room.

9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight

10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore

11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only.

12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit

13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation!

14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things.

15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

16. Don't talk about fight club.

17.Always remember the Alamo.

18. Don't forget to bring a towel

19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror.

20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is.

21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt

22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas

23. All your base are belong to us

24. Do not talk about Fight Club.

25. Do not talk about Fight Club.

26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

27. Always remember to use protection

28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings"

29. Beauty is only a light switch away

30. Everything must number OVER 9000!

31. The Answer is 42

32. Always take the blue pill.

33. 4 8 15 16 23 42

34. Don't eat the yellow snow.

35. The love you take is equal to the love you make.

36. Don't take the brown acid.

37. If an erection persists after four hours, call your doctor.

38. The Red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only, do not stop in the white zone.

39. Never stop on the tracks.

40. Never sit in front of your spitting professor.

41. Do not make Happy Fun Ball angry.

42. Seriously, this is the answer.

43. No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is NO STOPPING in a RED ZONE

44. Make sure your pictures are no more than 800x600

45. You may get wet in this ride. Why else would there be a poncho selling machine in the queue?

46. And if all else fails email dan mrt0ad@aol.com he will have the answer

47. NO! There is no stopping in a white zone, the red zone is for loading of passengers. The white zone is for unloading of passengers.

48. Just keep driving until you find the Green Zone

49. Never have a rendezvous in a basement.

50. The brown zone is for passengers to dump a load.

51. Have you emailed Dan yet?

52. Under penalty of law, this tag only to be removed by consumer

53. When in Mexico do not drink the water

54. Grizzly Adams DID have a beard.

55. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever

56.When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

57. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he lies in wait.

58. Why are you still reading this?

59. Serious forum topics must be turned into silly memes

60. Do not belive everything you read on TPR and will will come out Disease Free

61. Ich habe gebfurst!

62. What happens on tour stays on tour

63. This space left intentionally blank

64. Wow you guys are mature

65. Wait till rule 69 comes around

66. If you don't have a sense of humor, or are easily offended, please turn back now!

67. You will antagonise coaster enthusiasts at every opportunity.

68. You will claim the coaster you operate is the best (refer rule 67).

69. Use sexual double entendres that most park visitors would be too dumb to get.

70. I like small boys in tights.

71. Give a hoot, Don't Pollute!

72. Needles in your eyes, are not as much fun as boobies in your eyes.

73. No matter how much they cry, no matter how much they beg, never, never feed them after midnight.

74. Moose should read Number 9!

75. 60% of the time it works, every time.

76. Oh really, Vernon, why pretend, we both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about. You want me to have an abortion.

77. Okay, this is the little boys' room, and that cave over there is the little girls' room.

78. Put Ham on 5, Hold the Mayo

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1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest.

2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional.

3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond.

4. Be prepared for anything at anytime.

5. Know your ride, Know your guest.

6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse.

 

 

 

7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN

8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room.

9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight

10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore

11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only.

12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit

13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation!

14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things.

15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

16. Don't talk about fight club.

17.Always remember the Alamo.

18. Don't forget to bring a towel

19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror.

20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is.

21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt

22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas

23. All your base are belong to us

24. Do not talk about Fight Club.

25. Do not talk about Fight Club.

26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

27. Always remember to use protection

28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings"

29. Beauty is only a light switch away

30. Everything must number OVER 9000!

31. The Answer is 42

32. Always take the blue pill.

33. 4 8 15 16 23 42

34. Don't eat the yellow snow.

35. The love you take is equal to the love you make.

36. Don't take the brown acid.

37. If an erection persists after four hours, call your doctor.

38. The Red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only, do not stop in the white zone.

39. Never stop on the tracks.

40. Never sit in front of your spitting professor.

41. Do not make Happy Fun Ball angry.

42. Seriously, this is the answer.

43. No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is NO STOPPING in a RED ZONE

44. Make sure your pictures are no more than 800x600

45. You may get wet in this ride. Why else would there be a poncho selling machine in the queue?

46. And if all else fails email dan mrt0ad@aol.com he will have the answer

47. NO! There is no stopping in a white zone, the red zone is for loading of passengers. The white zone is for unloading of passengers.

48. Just keep driving until you find the Green Zone

49. Never have a rendezvous in a basement.

50. The brown zone is for passengers to dump a load.

51. Have you emailed Dan yet?

52. Under penalty of law, this tag only to be removed by consumer

53. When in Mexico do not drink the water

54. Grizzly Adams DID have a beard.

55. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever

56.When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

57. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he lies in wait.

58. Why are you still reading this?

59. Serious forum topics must be turned into silly memes

60. Do not belive everything you read on TPR and will will come out Disease Free

61. Ich habe gebfurst!

62. What happens on tour stays on tour

63. This space left intentionally blank

64. Wow you guys are mature

65. Wait till rule 69 comes around

66. If you don't have a sense of humor, or are easily offended, please turn back now!

67. You will antagonise coaster enthusiasts at every opportunity.

68. You will claim the coaster you operate is the best (refer rule 67).

69. Use sexual double entendres that most park visitors would be too dumb to get.

70. I like small boys in tights.

71. Give a hoot, Don't Pollute!

72. Needles in your eyes, are not as much fun as boobies in your eyes.

73. No matter how much they cry, no matter how much they beg, never, never feed them after midnight.

74. Moose should read Number 9!

75. 60% of the time it works, every time.

76. Oh really, Vernon, why pretend, we both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about. You want me to have an abortion.

77. Okay, this is the little boys' room, and that cave over there is the little girls' room.

78. Put Ham on 5, Hold the Mayo

79. Dolph! Go get the Helicopter! And Keith! Change your name! It's not very scary sounding and I get embarrassed saying it!

80. You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

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1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest.

2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional.

3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond.

4. Be prepared for anything at anytime.

5. Know your ride, Know your guest.

6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse.

 

 

 

7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN

8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room.

9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight

10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore

11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only.

12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit

13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation!

14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things.

15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

16. Don't talk about fight club.

17.Always remember the Alamo.

18. Don't forget to bring a towel

19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror.

20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is.

21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt

22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas

23. All your base are belong to us

24. Do not talk about Fight Club.

25. Do not talk about Fight Club.

26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

27. Always remember to use protection

28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings"

29. Beauty is only a light switch away

30. Everything must number OVER 9000!

31. The Answer is 42

32. Always take the blue pill.

33. 4 8 15 16 23 42

34. Don't eat the yellow snow.

35. The love you take is equal to the love you make.

36. Don't take the brown acid.

37. If an erection persists after four hours, call your doctor.

38. The Red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only, do not stop in the white zone.

39. Never stop on the tracks.

40. Never sit in front of your spitting professor.

41. Do not make Happy Fun Ball angry.

42. Seriously, this is the answer.

43. No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is NO STOPPING in a RED ZONE

44. Make sure your pictures are no more than 800x600

45. You may get wet in this ride. Why else would there be a poncho selling machine in the queue?

46. And if all else fails email dan mrt0ad@aol.com he will have the answer

47. NO! There is no stopping in a white zone, the red zone is for loading of passengers. The white zone is for unloading of passengers.

48. Just keep driving until you find the Green Zone

49. Never have a rendezvous in a basement.

50. The brown zone is for passengers to dump a load.

51. Have you emailed Dan yet?

52. Under penalty of law, this tag only to be removed by consumer

53. When in Mexico do not drink the water

54. Grizzly Adams DID have a beard.

55. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever

56.When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

57. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he lies in wait.

58. Why are you still reading this?

59. Serious forum topics must be turned into silly memes

60. Do not belive everything you read on TPR and will will come out Disease Free

61. Ich habe gebfurst!

62. What happens on tour stays on tour

63. This space left intentionally blank

64. Wow you guys are mature

65. Wait till rule 69 comes around

66. If you don't have a sense of humor, or are easily offended, please turn back now!

67. You will antagonise coaster enthusiasts at every opportunity.

68. You will claim the coaster you operate is the best (refer rule 67).

69. Use sexual double entendres that most park visitors would be too dumb to get.

70. I like small boys in tights.

71. Give a hoot, Don't Pollute!

72. Needles in your eyes, are not as much fun as boobies in your eyes.

73. No matter how much they cry, no matter how much they beg, never, never feed them after midnight.

74. Moose should read Number 9!

75. 60% of the time it works, every time.

76. Oh really, Vernon, why pretend, we both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about. You want me to have an abortion.

77. Okay, this is the little boys' room, and that cave over there is the little girls' room.

78. Put Ham on 5, Hold the Mayo

79. Never oppose an OCP officer

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