robbalvey Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest.2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. 16. Don't talk about fight club. 17.Always remember the Alamo. 18. Don't forget to bring a towel 19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror. 20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is. 21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt 22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas 23. All your base are belong to us 24. Do not talk about Fight Club. 25. Do not talk about Fight Club. 26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 27. Always remember to use protection 28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings" 29. Beauty is only a light switch away 30. Everything must number OVER 9000! 31. The Answer is 42 32. Always take the blue pill. 33. 4 8 15 16 23 42 34. Don't eat the yellow snow. 35. The love you take is equal to the love you make. 36. Don't take the brown acid. 37. If an erection persists after four hours, call your doctor. 38. The Red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only, do not stop in the white zone. 39. Never stop on the tracks. 40. Never sit in front of your spitting professor. 41. Do not make Happy Fun Ball angry. 42. Seriously, this is the answer. 43. No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is NO STOPPING in a RED ZONE 44. Make sure your pictures are no more than 800x600 45. You may get wet in this ride. Why else would there be a poncho selling machine in the queue? 46. And if all else fails email dan mrt0ad@aol.com he will have the answer 47. NO! There is no stopping in a white zone, the red zone is for loading of passengers. The white zone is for unloading of passengers. 48. Just keep driving until you find the Green Zone 49. Never have a rendezvous in a basement. 50. The brown zone is for passengers to dump a load. 51. Have you emailed Dan yet? 52. Under penalty of law, this tag only to be removed by consumer 53. When in Mexico do not drink the water 54. Grizzly Adams DID have a beard. 55. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever 56.When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. 57. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he lies in wait. 58. Why are you still reading this? 59. Serious forum topics must be turned into silly memes 60. Do not belive everything you read on TPR and will will come out Disease Free 61. Ich habe gebfurst! 62. What happens on tour stays on tour 63. This space left intentionally blank 64. Wow you guys are mature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
larrygator Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest.2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. 16. Don't talk about fight club. 17.Always remember the Alamo. 18. Don't forget to bring a towel 19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror. 20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is. 21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt 22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas 23. All your base are belong to us 24. Do not talk about Fight Club. 25. Do not talk about Fight Club. 26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 27. Always remember to use protection 28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings" 29. Beauty is only a light switch away 30. Everything must number OVER 9000! 31. The Answer is 42 32. Always take the blue pill. 33. 4 8 15 16 23 42 34. Don't eat the yellow snow. 35. The love you take is equal to the love you make. 36. Don't take the brown acid. 37. If an erection persists after four hours, call your doctor. 38. The Red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only, do not stop in the white zone. 39. Never stop on the tracks. 40. Never sit in front of your spitting professor. 41. Do not make Happy Fun Ball angry. 42. Seriously, this is the answer. 43. No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is NO STOPPING in a RED ZONE 44. Make sure your pictures are no more than 800x600 45. You may get wet in this ride. Why else would there be a poncho selling machine in the queue? 46. And if all else fails email dan mrt0ad@aol.com he will have the answer 47. NO! There is no stopping in a white zone, the red zone is for loading of passengers. The white zone is for unloading of passengers. 48. Just keep driving until you find the Green Zone 49. Never have a rendezvous in a basement. 50. The brown zone is for passengers to dump a load. 51. Have you emailed Dan yet? 52. Under penalty of law, this tag only to be removed by consumer 53. When in Mexico do not drink the water 54. Grizzly Adams DID have a beard. 55. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever 56.When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. 57. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he lies in wait. 58. Why are you still reading this? 59. Serious forum topics must be turned into silly memes 60. Do not belive everything you read on TPR and will will come out Disease Free 61. Ich habe gebfurst! 62. What happens on tour stays on tour 63. This space left intentionally blank 64. Wow you guys are mature 65. Wait till rule 69 comes around 66. If you don't have a sense of humor, or are easily offended, please turn back now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest.2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. 16. Don't talk about fight club. 17.Always remember the Alamo. 18. Don't forget to bring a towel 19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror. 20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is. 21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt 22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas 23. All your base are belong to us 24. Do not talk about Fight Club. 25. Do not talk about Fight Club. 26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 27. Always remember to use protection 28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings" 29. Beauty is only a light switch away 30. Everything must number OVER 9000! 31. The Answer is 42 32. Always take the blue pill. 33. 4 8 15 16 23 42 34. Don't eat the yellow snow. 35. The love you take is equal to the love you make. 36. Don't take the brown acid. 37. If an erection persists after four hours, call your doctor. 38. The Red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only, do not stop in the white zone. 39. Never stop on the tracks. 40. Never sit in front of your spitting professor. 41. Do not make Happy Fun Ball angry. 42. Seriously, this is the answer. 43. No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is NO STOPPING in a RED ZONE 44. Make sure your pictures are no more than 800x600 45. You may get wet in this ride. Why else would there be a poncho selling machine in the queue? 46. And if all else fails email dan mrt0ad@aol.com he will have the answer 47. NO! There is no stopping in a white zone, the red zone is for loading of passengers. The white zone is for unloading of passengers. 48. Just keep driving until you find the Green Zone 49. Never have a rendezvous in a basement. 50. The brown zone is for passengers to dump a load. 51. Have you emailed Dan yet? 52. Under penalty of law, this tag only to be removed by consumer 53. When in Mexico do not drink the water 54. Grizzly Adams DID have a beard. 55. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever 56.When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. 57. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he lies in wait. 58. Why are you still reading this? 59. Serious forum topics must be turned into silly memes 60. Do not belive everything you read on TPR and will will come out Disease Free 61. Ich habe gebfurst! 62. What happens on tour stays on tour 63. This space left intentionally blank 64. Wow you guys are mature 65. Wait till rule 69 comes around 66. If you don't have a sense of humor, or are easily offended, please turn back now! 67. You will antagonise coaster enthusiasts at every opportunity. 68. You will claim the coaster you operate is the best (refer rule 67). 69. Use sexual double entendres that most park visitors would be too dumb to get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennyweird Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest.2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. 16. Don't talk about fight club. 17.Always remember the Alamo. 18. Don't forget to bring a towel 19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror. 20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is. 21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt 22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas 23. All your base are belong to us 24. Do not talk about Fight Club. 25. Do not talk about Fight Club. 26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 27. Always remember to use protection 28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings" 29. Beauty is only a light switch away 30. Everything must number OVER 9000! 31. The Answer is 42 32. Always take the blue pill. 33. 4 8 15 16 23 42 34. Don't eat the yellow snow. 35. The love you take is equal to the love you make. 36. Don't take the brown acid. 37. If an erection persists after four hours, call your doctor. 38. The Red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only, do not stop in the white zone. 39. Never stop on the tracks. 40. Never sit in front of your spitting professor. 41. Do not make Happy Fun Ball angry. 42. Seriously, this is the answer. 43. No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is NO STOPPING in a RED ZONE 44. Make sure your pictures are no more than 800x600 45. You may get wet in this ride. Why else would there be a poncho selling machine in the queue? 46. And if all else fails email dan mrt0ad@aol.com he will have the answer 47. NO! There is no stopping in a white zone, the red zone is for loading of passengers. The white zone is for unloading of passengers. 48. Just keep driving until you find the Green Zone 49. Never have a rendezvous in a basement. 50. The brown zone is for passengers to dump a load. 51. Have you emailed Dan yet? 52. Under penalty of law, this tag only to be removed by consumer 53. When in Mexico do not drink the water 54. Grizzly Adams DID have a beard. 55. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever 56.When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. 57. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he lies in wait. 58. Why are you still reading this? 59. Serious forum topics must be turned into silly memes 60. Do not belive everything you read on TPR and will will come out Disease Free 61. Ich habe gebfurst! 62. What happens on tour stays on tour 63. This space left intentionally blank 64. Wow you guys are mature 65. Wait till rule 69 comes around 66. If you don't have a sense of humor, or are easily offended, please turn back now! 67. You will antagonise coaster enthusiasts at every opportunity. 68. You will claim the coaster you operate is the best (refer rule 67). 69. Use sexual double entendres that most park visitors would be too dumb to get. 70. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PriestofSyrinx Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest.2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. 16. Don't talk about fight club. 17.Always remember the Alamo. 18. Don't forget to bring a towel 19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror. 20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is. 21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt 22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas 23. All your base are belong to us 24. Do not talk about Fight Club. 25. Do not talk about Fight Club. 26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 27. Always remember to use protection 28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings" 29. Beauty is only a light switch away 30. Everything must number OVER 9000! 31. The Answer is 42 32. Always take the blue pill. 33. 4 8 15 16 23 42 34. Don't eat the yellow snow. 35. The love you take is equal to the love you make. 36. Don't take the brown acid. 37. If an erection persists after four hours, call your doctor. 38. The Red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only, do not stop in the white zone. 39. Never stop on the tracks. 40. Never sit in front of your spitting professor. 41. Do not make Happy Fun Ball angry. 42. Seriously, this is the answer. 43. No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is NO STOPPING in a RED ZONE 44. Make sure your pictures are no more than 800x600 45. You may get wet in this ride. Why else would there be a poncho selling machine in the queue? 46. And if all else fails email dan mrt0ad@aol.com he will have the answer 47. NO! There is no stopping in a white zone, the red zone is for loading of passengers. The white zone is for unloading of passengers. 48. Just keep driving until you find the Green Zone 49. Never have a rendezvous in a basement. 50. The brown zone is for passengers to dump a load. 51. Have you emailed Dan yet? 52. Under penalty of law, this tag only to be removed by consumer 53. When in Mexico do not drink the water 54. Grizzly Adams DID have a beard. 55. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever 56.When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. 57. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he lies in wait. 58. Why are you still reading this? 59. Serious forum topics must be turned into silly memes 60. Do not belive everything you read on TPR and will will come out Disease Free 61. Ich habe gebfurst! 62. What happens on tour stays on tour 63. This space left intentionally blank 64. Wow you guys are mature 65. Wait till rule 69 comes around 66. If you don't have a sense of humor, or are easily offended, please turn back now! 67. You will antagonise coaster enthusiasts at every opportunity. 68. You will claim the coaster you operate is the best (refer rule 67). 69. Use sexual double entendres that most park visitors would be too dumb to get. 70. I like small boys in tights. 71. Give a hoot, Don't Pollute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjaco Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 I'm not sure what all the hubbub is about and why everyone is doubting Mikey's post. I assure you that he knows what he's talking about. You've been led down a very wrong path then. 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest.2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. 16. Don't talk about fight club. 17.Always remember the Alamo. 18. Don't forget to bring a towel 19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror. 20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is. 21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt 22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas 23. All your base are belong to us 24. Do not talk about Fight Club. 25. Do not talk about Fight Club. 26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 27. Always remember to use protection 28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings" 29. Beauty is only a light switch away 30. Everything must number OVER 9000! 31. The Answer is 42 32. Always take the blue pill. 33. 4 8 15 16 23 42 34. Don't eat the yellow snow. 35. The love you take is equal to the love you make. 36. Don't take the brown acid. 37. If an erection persists after four hours, call your doctor. 38. The Red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only, do not stop in the white zone. 39. Never stop on the tracks. 40. Never sit in front of your spitting professor. 41. Do not make Happy Fun Ball angry. 42. Seriously, this is the answer. 43. No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is NO STOPPING in a RED ZONE 44. Make sure your pictures are no more than 800x600 45. You may get wet in this ride. Why else would there be a poncho selling machine in the queue? 46. And if all else fails email dan mrt0ad@aol.com he will have the answer 47. NO! There is no stopping in a white zone, the red zone is for loading of passengers. The white zone is for unloading of passengers. 48. Just keep driving until you find the Green Zone 49. Never have a rendezvous in a basement. 50. The brown zone is for passengers to dump a load. 51. Have you emailed Dan yet? 52. Under penalty of law, this tag only to be removed by consumer 53. When in Mexico do not drink the water 54. Grizzly Adams DID have a beard. 55. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever 56.When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. 57. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he lies in wait. 58. Why are you still reading this? 59. Serious forum topics must be turned into silly memes 60. Do not belive everything you read on TPR and will will come out Disease Free 61. Ich habe gebfurst! 62. What happens on tour stays on tour 63. This space left intentionally blank 64. Wow you guys are mature 65. Wait till rule 69 comes around 66. If you don't have a sense of humor, or are easily offended, please turn back now! 67. You will antagonise coaster enthusiasts at every opportunity. 68. You will claim the coaster you operate is the best (refer rule 67). 69. Use sexual double entendres that most park visitors would be too dumb to get. 70. I like small boys in tights. 71. Give a hoot, Don't Pollute! 72. Needles in your eyes, are not as much fun as boobies in your eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest.2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. 16. Don't talk about fight club. 17.Always remember the Alamo. 18. Don't forget to bring a towel 19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror. 20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is. 21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt 22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas 23. All your base are belong to us 24. Do not talk about Fight Club. 25. Do not talk about Fight Club. 26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 27. Always remember to use protection 28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings" 29. Beauty is only a light switch away 30. Everything must number OVER 9000! 31. The Answer is 42 32. Always take the blue pill. 33. 4 8 15 16 23 42 34. Don't eat the yellow snow. 35. The love you take is equal to the love you make. 36. Don't take the brown acid. 37. If an erection persists after four hours, call your doctor. 38. The Red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only, do not stop in the white zone. 39. Never stop on the tracks. 40. Never sit in front of your spitting professor. 41. Do not make Happy Fun Ball angry. 42. Seriously, this is the answer. 43. No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is NO STOPPING in a RED ZONE 44. Make sure your pictures are no more than 800x600 45. You may get wet in this ride. Why else would there be a poncho selling machine in the queue? 46. And if all else fails email dan mrt0ad@aol.com he will have the answer 47. NO! There is no stopping in a white zone, the red zone is for loading of passengers. The white zone is for unloading of passengers. 48. Just keep driving until you find the Green Zone 49. Never have a rendezvous in a basement. 50. The brown zone is for passengers to dump a load. 51. Have you emailed Dan yet? 52. Under penalty of law, this tag only to be removed by consumer 53. When in Mexico do not drink the water 54. Grizzly Adams DID have a beard. 55. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever 56.When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. 57. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he lies in wait. 58. Why are you still reading this? 59. Serious forum topics must be turned into silly memes 60. Do not belive everything you read on TPR and will will come out Disease Free 61. Ich habe gebfurst! 62. What happens on tour stays on tour 63. This space left intentionally blank 64. Wow you guys are mature 65. Wait till rule 69 comes around 66. If you don't have a sense of humor, or are easily offended, please turn back now! 67. You will antagonise coaster enthusiasts at every opportunity. 68. You will claim the coaster you operate is the best (refer rule 67). 69. Use sexual double entendres that most park visitors would be too dumb to get. 70. I like small boys in tights. 71. Give a hoot, Don't Pollute! 72. Needles in your eyes, are not as much fun as boobies in your eyes. 73. No matter how much they cry, no matter how much they beg, never, never feed them after midnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkTums Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest.2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. 16. Don't talk about fight club. 17.Always remember the Alamo. 18. Don't forget to bring a towel 19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror. 20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is. 21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt 22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas 23. All your base are belong to us 24. Do not talk about Fight Club. 25. Do not talk about Fight Club. 26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 27. Always remember to use protection 28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings" 29. Beauty is only a light switch away 30. Everything must number OVER 9000! 31. The Answer is 42 32. Always take the blue pill. 33. 4 8 15 16 23 42 34. Don't eat the yellow snow. 35. The love you take is equal to the love you make. 36. Don't take the brown acid. 37. If an erection persists after four hours, call your doctor. 38. The Red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only, do not stop in the white zone. 39. Never stop on the tracks. 40. Never sit in front of your spitting professor. 41. Do not make Happy Fun Ball angry. 42. Seriously, this is the answer. 43. No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is NO STOPPING in a RED ZONE 44. Make sure your pictures are no more than 800x600 45. You may get wet in this ride. Why else would there be a poncho selling machine in the queue? 46. And if all else fails email dan mrt0ad@aol.com he will have the answer 47. NO! There is no stopping in a white zone, the red zone is for loading of passengers. The white zone is for unloading of passengers. 48. Just keep driving until you find the Green Zone 49. Never have a rendezvous in a basement. 50. The brown zone is for passengers to dump a load. 51. Have you emailed Dan yet? 52. Under penalty of law, this tag only to be removed by consumer 53. When in Mexico do not drink the water 54. Grizzly Adams DID have a beard. 55. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever 56.When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. 57. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he lies in wait. 58. Why are you still reading this? 59. Serious forum topics must be turned into silly memes 60. Do not belive everything you read on TPR and will will come out Disease Free 61. Ich habe gebfurst! 62. What happens on tour stays on tour 63. This space left intentionally blank 64. Wow you guys are mature 65. Wait till rule 69 comes around 66. If you don't have a sense of humor, or are easily offended, please turn back now! 67. You will antagonise coaster enthusiasts at every opportunity. 68. You will claim the coaster you operate is the best (refer rule 67). 69. Use sexual double entendres that most park visitors would be too dumb to get. 70. I like small boys in tights. 71. Give a hoot, Don't Pollute! 72. Needles in your eyes, are not as much fun as boobies in your eyes. 73. No matter how much they cry, no matter how much they beg, never, never feed them after midnight. 74. Moose should read Number 9! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeemerBoy Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest.2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. 16. Don't talk about fight club. 17.Always remember the Alamo. 18. Don't forget to bring a towel 19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror. 20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is. 21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt 22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas 23. All your base are belong to us 24. Do not talk about Fight Club. 25. Do not talk about Fight Club. 26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 27. Always remember to use protection 28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings" 29. Beauty is only a light switch away 30. Everything must number OVER 9000! 31. The Answer is 42 32. Always take the blue pill. 33. 4 8 15 16 23 42 34. Don't eat the yellow snow. 35. The love you take is equal to the love you make. 36. Don't take the brown acid. 37. If an erection persists after four hours, call your doctor. 38. The Red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only, do not stop in the white zone. 39. Never stop on the tracks. 40. Never sit in front of your spitting professor. 41. Do not make Happy Fun Ball angry. 42. Seriously, this is the answer. 43. No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is NO STOPPING in a RED ZONE 44. Make sure your pictures are no more than 800x600 45. You may get wet in this ride. Why else would there be a poncho selling machine in the queue? 46. And if all else fails email dan mrt0ad@aol.com he will have the answer 47. NO! There is no stopping in a white zone, the red zone is for loading of passengers. The white zone is for unloading of passengers. 48. Just keep driving until you find the Green Zone 49. Never have a rendezvous in a basement. 50. The brown zone is for passengers to dump a load. 51. Have you emailed Dan yet? 52. Under penalty of law, this tag only to be removed by consumer 53. When in Mexico do not drink the water 54. Grizzly Adams DID have a beard. 55. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever 56.When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. 57. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he lies in wait. 58. Why are you still reading this? 59. Serious forum topics must be turned into silly memes 60. Do not belive everything you read on TPR and will will come out Disease Free 61. Ich habe gebfurst! 62. What happens on tour stays on tour 63. This space left intentionally blank 64. Wow you guys are mature 65. Wait till rule 69 comes around 66. If you don't have a sense of humor, or are easily offended, please turn back now! 67. You will antagonise coaster enthusiasts at every opportunity. 68. You will claim the coaster you operate is the best (refer rule 67). 69. Use sexual double entendres that most park visitors would be too dumb to get. 70. I like small boys in tights. 71. Give a hoot, Don't Pollute! 72. Needles in your eyes, are not as much fun as boobies in your eyes. 73. No matter how much they cry, no matter how much they beg, never, never feed them after midnight. 74. Moose should read Number 9! 75. 60% of the time it works, every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b&mforever Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest. 2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. 16. Don't talk about fight club. 17.Always remember the Alamo. 18. Don't forget to bring a towel 19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror. 20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is. 21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt 22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas 23. All your base are belong to us 24. Do not talk about Fight Club. 25. Do not talk about Fight Club. 26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 27. Always remember to use protection 28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings" 29. Beauty is only a light switch away 30. Everything must number OVER 9000! 31. The Answer is 42 32. Always take the blue pill. 33. 4 8 15 16 23 42 34. Don't eat the yellow snow. 35. The love you take is equal to the love you make. 36. Don't take the brown acid. 37. If an erection persists after four hours, call your doctor. 38. The Red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only, do not stop in the white zone. 39. Never stop on the tracks. 40. Never sit in front of your spitting professor. 41. Do not make Happy Fun Ball angry. 42. Seriously, this is the answer. 43. No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is NO STOPPING in a RED ZONE 44. Make sure your pictures are no more than 800x600 45. You may get wet in this ride. Why else would there be a poncho selling machine in the queue? 46. And if all else fails email dan mrt0ad@aol.com he will have the answer 47. NO! There is no stopping in a white zone, the red zone is for loading of passengers. The white zone is for unloading of passengers. 48. Just keep driving until you find the Green Zone 49. Never have a rendezvous in a basement. 50. The brown zone is for passengers to dump a load. 51. Have you emailed Dan yet? 52. Under penalty of law, this tag only to be removed by consumer 53. When in Mexico do not drink the water 54. Grizzly Adams DID have a beard. 55. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever 56.When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. 57. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he lies in wait. 58. Why are you still reading this? 59. Serious forum topics must be turned into silly memes 60. Do not belive everything you read on TPR and will will come out Disease Free 61. Ich habe gebfurst! 62. What happens on tour stays on tour 63. This space left intentionally blank 64. Wow you guys are mature 65. Wait till rule 69 comes around 66. If you don't have a sense of humor, or are easily offended, please turn back now! 67. You will antagonise coaster enthusiasts at every opportunity. 68. You will claim the coaster you operate is the best (refer rule 67). 69. Use sexual double entendres that most park visitors would be too dumb to get. 70. I like small boys in tights. 71. Give a hoot, Don't Pollute! 72. Needles in your eyes, are not as much fun as boobies in your eyes. 73. No matter how much they cry, no matter how much they beg, never, never feed them after midnight. 74. Moose should read Number 9! 75. 60% of the time it works, every time. 76. Oh really, Vernon, why pretend, we both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about. You want me to have an abortion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 ^ LMAO!!! I so glad someone got the Airplane references! I *nearly* posted that one about an hour ago, but I got distracted by shiny red objects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 73. No matter how much they cry, no matter how much they beg, never, never feed them after midnight. 74. Moose should read Number 9! Rule number 9 is wrong... Nothing happens to a Gremlin when they eat after midnight. It is the Mogwai that transform when they eat after midnight. Yes, I am a 80's geek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homeboy23 Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest. 2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. 16. Don't talk about fight club. 17.Always remember the Alamo. 18. Don't forget to bring a towel 19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror. 20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is. 21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt 22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas 23. All your base are belong to us 24. Do not talk about Fight Club. 25. Do not talk about Fight Club. 26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 27. Always remember to use protection 28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings" 29. Beauty is only a light switch away 30. Everything must number OVER 9000! 31. The Answer is 42 32. Always take the blue pill. 33. 4 8 15 16 23 42 34. Don't eat the yellow snow. 35. The love you take is equal to the love you make. 36. Don't take the brown acid. 37. If an erection persists after four hours, call your doctor. 38. The Red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only, do not stop in the white zone. 39. Never stop on the tracks. 40. Never sit in front of your spitting professor. 41. Do not make Happy Fun Ball angry. 42. Seriously, this is the answer. 43. No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is NO STOPPING in a RED ZONE 44. Make sure your pictures are no more than 800x600 45. You may get wet in this ride. Why else would there be a poncho selling machine in the queue? 46. And if all else fails email dan mrt0ad@aol.com he will have the answer 47. NO! There is no stopping in a white zone, the red zone is for loading of passengers. The white zone is for unloading of passengers. 48. Just keep driving until you find the Green Zone 49. Never have a rendezvous in a basement. 50. The brown zone is for passengers to dump a load. 51. Have you emailed Dan yet? 52. Under penalty of law, this tag only to be removed by consumer 53. When in Mexico do not drink the water 54. Grizzly Adams DID have a beard. 55. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever 56.When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. 57. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he lies in wait. 58. Why are you still reading this? 59. Serious forum topics must be turned into silly memes 60. Do not belive everything you read on TPR and will will come out Disease Free 61. Ich habe gebfurst! 62. What happens on tour stays on tour 63. This space left intentionally blank 64. Wow you guys are mature 65. Wait till rule 69 comes around 66. If you don't have a sense of humor, or are easily offended, please turn back now! 67. You will antagonise coaster enthusiasts at every opportunity. 68. You will claim the coaster you operate is the best (refer rule 67). 69. Use sexual double entendres that most park visitors would be too dumb to get. 70. I like small boys in tights. 71. Give a hoot, Don't Pollute! 72. Needles in your eyes, are not as much fun as boobies in your eyes. 73. No matter how much they cry, no matter how much they beg, never, never feed them after midnight. 74. Moose should read Number 9! 75. 60% of the time it works, every time. 76. Oh really, Vernon, why pretend, we both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about. You want me to have an abortion. 77. Okay, this is the little boys' room, and that cave over there is the little girls' room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skycoastin Steve Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 ^ LMAO!!! I so glad someone got the Airplane references! I *nearly* posted that one about an hour ago, but I got distracted by shiny red objects. Believe me, I got the reference, I just didn't keep posting on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PriestofSyrinx Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest. 2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. 16. Don't talk about fight club. 17.Always remember the Alamo. 18. Don't forget to bring a towel 19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror. 20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is. 21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt 22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas 23. All your base are belong to us 24. Do not talk about Fight Club. 25. Do not talk about Fight Club. 26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 27. Always remember to use protection 28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings" 29. Beauty is only a light switch away 30. Everything must number OVER 9000! 31. The Answer is 42 32. Always take the blue pill. 33. 4 8 15 16 23 42 34. Don't eat the yellow snow. 35. The love you take is equal to the love you make. 36. Don't take the brown acid. 37. If an erection persists after four hours, call your doctor. 38. The Red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only, do not stop in the white zone. 39. Never stop on the tracks. 40. Never sit in front of your spitting professor. 41. Do not make Happy Fun Ball angry. 42. Seriously, this is the answer. 43. No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is NO STOPPING in a RED ZONE 44. Make sure your pictures are no more than 800x600 45. You may get wet in this ride. Why else would there be a poncho selling machine in the queue? 46. And if all else fails email dan mrt0ad@aol.com he will have the answer 47. NO! There is no stopping in a white zone, the red zone is for loading of passengers. The white zone is for unloading of passengers. 48. Just keep driving until you find the Green Zone 49. Never have a rendezvous in a basement. 50. The brown zone is for passengers to dump a load. 51. Have you emailed Dan yet? 52. Under penalty of law, this tag only to be removed by consumer 53. When in Mexico do not drink the water 54. Grizzly Adams DID have a beard. 55. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever 56.When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. 57. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he lies in wait. 58. Why are you still reading this? 59. Serious forum topics must be turned into silly memes 60. Do not belive everything you read on TPR and will will come out Disease Free 61. Ich habe gebfurst! 62. What happens on tour stays on tour 63. This space left intentionally blank 64. Wow you guys are mature 65. Wait till rule 69 comes around 66. If you don't have a sense of humor, or are easily offended, please turn back now! 67. You will antagonise coaster enthusiasts at every opportunity. 68. You will claim the coaster you operate is the best (refer rule 67). 69. Use sexual double entendres that most park visitors would be too dumb to get. 70. I like small boys in tights. 71. Give a hoot, Don't Pollute! 72. Needles in your eyes, are not as much fun as boobies in your eyes. 73. No matter how much they cry, no matter how much they beg, never, never feed them after midnight. 74. Moose should read Number 9! 75. 60% of the time it works, every time. 76. Oh really, Vernon, why pretend, we both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about. You want me to have an abortion. 77. Okay, this is the little boys' room, and that cave over there is the little girls' room. 78. Put Ham on 5, Hold the Mayo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airtime&Gravity Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest. 2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. 16. Don't talk about fight club. 17.Always remember the Alamo. 18. Don't forget to bring a towel 19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror. 20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is. 21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt 22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas 23. All your base are belong to us 24. Do not talk about Fight Club. 25. Do not talk about Fight Club. 26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 27. Always remember to use protection 28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings" 29. Beauty is only a light switch away 30. Everything must number OVER 9000! 31. The Answer is 42 32. Always take the blue pill. 33. 4 8 15 16 23 42 34. Don't eat the yellow snow. 35. The love you take is equal to the love you make. 36. Don't take the brown acid. 37. If an erection persists after four hours, call your doctor. 38. The Red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only, do not stop in the white zone. 39. Never stop on the tracks. 40. Never sit in front of your spitting professor. 41. Do not make Happy Fun Ball angry. 42. Seriously, this is the answer. 43. No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is NO STOPPING in a RED ZONE 44. Make sure your pictures are no more than 800x600 45. You may get wet in this ride. Why else would there be a poncho selling machine in the queue? 46. And if all else fails email dan mrt0ad@aol.com he will have the answer 47. NO! There is no stopping in a white zone, the red zone is for loading of passengers. The white zone is for unloading of passengers. 48. Just keep driving until you find the Green Zone 49. Never have a rendezvous in a basement. 50. The brown zone is for passengers to dump a load. 51. Have you emailed Dan yet? 52. Under penalty of law, this tag only to be removed by consumer 53. When in Mexico do not drink the water 54. Grizzly Adams DID have a beard. 55. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever 56.When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. 57. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he lies in wait. 58. Why are you still reading this? 59. Serious forum topics must be turned into silly memes 60. Do not belive everything you read on TPR and will will come out Disease Free 61. Ich habe gebfurst! 62. What happens on tour stays on tour 63. This space left intentionally blank 64. Wow you guys are mature 65. Wait till rule 69 comes around 66. If you don't have a sense of humor, or are easily offended, please turn back now! 67. You will antagonise coaster enthusiasts at every opportunity. 68. You will claim the coaster you operate is the best (refer rule 67). 69. Use sexual double entendres that most park visitors would be too dumb to get. 70. I like small boys in tights. 71. Give a hoot, Don't Pollute! 72. Needles in your eyes, are not as much fun as boobies in your eyes. 73. No matter how much they cry, no matter how much they beg, never, never feed them after midnight. 74. Moose should read Number 9! 75. 60% of the time it works, every time. 76. Oh really, Vernon, why pretend, we both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about. You want me to have an abortion. 77. Okay, this is the little boys' room, and that cave over there is the little girls' room. 78. Put Ham on 5, Hold the Mayo 79. Dolph! Go get the Helicopter! And Keith! Change your name! It's not very scary sounding and I get embarrassed saying it! 80. You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty Nail Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest. 2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. 16. Don't talk about fight club. 17.Always remember the Alamo. 18. Don't forget to bring a towel 19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror. 20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is. 21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt 22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas 23. All your base are belong to us 24. Do not talk about Fight Club. 25. Do not talk about Fight Club. 26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 27. Always remember to use protection 28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings" 29. Beauty is only a light switch away 30. Everything must number OVER 9000! 31. The Answer is 42 32. Always take the blue pill. 33. 4 8 15 16 23 42 34. Don't eat the yellow snow. 35. The love you take is equal to the love you make. 36. Don't take the brown acid. 37. If an erection persists after four hours, call your doctor. 38. The Red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only, do not stop in the white zone. 39. Never stop on the tracks. 40. Never sit in front of your spitting professor. 41. Do not make Happy Fun Ball angry. 42. Seriously, this is the answer. 43. No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is NO STOPPING in a RED ZONE 44. Make sure your pictures are no more than 800x600 45. You may get wet in this ride. Why else would there be a poncho selling machine in the queue? 46. And if all else fails email dan mrt0ad@aol.com he will have the answer 47. NO! There is no stopping in a white zone, the red zone is for loading of passengers. The white zone is for unloading of passengers. 48. Just keep driving until you find the Green Zone 49. Never have a rendezvous in a basement. 50. The brown zone is for passengers to dump a load. 51. Have you emailed Dan yet? 52. Under penalty of law, this tag only to be removed by consumer 53. When in Mexico do not drink the water 54. Grizzly Adams DID have a beard. 55. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever 56.When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. 57. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he lies in wait. 58. Why are you still reading this? 59. Serious forum topics must be turned into silly memes 60. Do not belive everything you read on TPR and will will come out Disease Free 61. Ich habe gebfurst! 62. What happens on tour stays on tour 63. This space left intentionally blank 64. Wow you guys are mature 65. Wait till rule 69 comes around 66. If you don't have a sense of humor, or are easily offended, please turn back now! 67. You will antagonise coaster enthusiasts at every opportunity. 68. You will claim the coaster you operate is the best (refer rule 67). 69. Use sexual double entendres that most park visitors would be too dumb to get. 70. I like small boys in tights. 71. Give a hoot, Don't Pollute! 72. Needles in your eyes, are not as much fun as boobies in your eyes. 73. No matter how much they cry, no matter how much they beg, never, never feed them after midnight. 74. Moose should read Number 9! 75. 60% of the time it works, every time. 76. Oh really, Vernon, why pretend, we both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about. You want me to have an abortion. 77. Okay, this is the little boys' room, and that cave over there is the little girls' room. 78. Put Ham on 5, Hold the Mayo 79. Never oppose an OCP officer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coasterlvr_nc Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 ^ LMAO!!! I so glad someone got the Airplane references! I *nearly* posted that one about an hour ago, but I got distracted by shiny red objects. Haha! same here, Was looking for someone else to finish it though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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