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Love the updates, still wish I was there.

 

Please provide a status of who comes down with Montezuma's Revenge after having ice cubes in the drinks in Mexico.

 

This is why I would get sick. Me and my paper mache stomach would forget this and I would get violently ill. The one and only time I went on a cruise, I lost weight even though I spent half the time eating because the other half of the time...

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I am wondering...are you guys enjoyin these updates? Would anyone be interested in a TPR Cruise at some point in the near future?

 

I have never been on a cruise, so I guess it would only be fitting to go on one with TPR.

 

BTW, I am enjoying these updates. It looks like so much fun, and I know everyone is having a good time!

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Salad, Dance Rape, and Shots!

 

Today's cruise update is all about the "salad that's better than normal sex!"

 

"We are big fans of normal sex so we are looking forward to this salad!"

 

Russell - "This is also better than midget sex!"

 

"Yes it's true...this is better than sex with Robb."

 

"Ok let's put this salad to the test!"

 

"Om nom...oh ice bat...oh baby baby... Om nom nom...."

 

"I've never had normal sex, but this salad is pretty good..."

 

"It's better than normal sex but not better than sex with Big Mike!"

 

This is the ingredients for better than normal sex.

 

"I will still respect you in the morning."

 

Robb demonstrates "Salad Oral".

 

Since KidTums is too young for the salad she got balloons!

 

KidTums is about to get an amazing balloon!

 

She got an umbrella and a doggie!

 

Russell gets the court jester hat!

 

Ooh! A Jeff Johnson credit!

 

The first drop was pretty amazing but the loop...OMG!

 

Today is an "at sea" day so that means exploring the ship and just hanging out!

 

Cafe Promenade...time to get "second lunch!"

 

Mark had finally found a woman that will change his life!

 

Random cow.

 

Kid on a leash alert!!! Kid on a leash!!!

 

Have we mentioned how awesome the ship is?

 

We spent most of the day out on our balcony doing nothing. It was amazing!

 

Some of us played volleyball.

 

Chris and Elissa played in the Blackjack tournament. (Elissa actually won her round!)

 

Yeah...relaxing on the ship was awesome!

 

ICE CREAM!!! Nom nom nom!!!

 

She's a whore!!!

 

This is better than any Togo roller coaster!

 

Mmmmm....tequila.

 

Elephant with a snorkel or a bong? If you know the answer. Email Dan! mrt0ad13@aol.com

 

Ryan made it to the top of the rock wall!

 

It's formal night again! Once again TPR members scrub up quite well!

 

Tonight was "Drink lots of alcohol out of a whole pineapple" night!

 

"Pineapples for everyone!!!"

 

Tonight a special event was invented... DANCE RAPE!!!!

 

Ryan gets DANCE RAPE!!!!

 

Once someone warms up to dance rape, it's time to move on to the next unsuspecting victim.

 

PINEAPPLE RAPE!!!

 

DANCE RAPE DAVE!!!

 

This is quite normal. Everyone does this. Nothing out of the ordinary is happening here.

 

Which is more interesting? Chris with two drinks or the random hand? To Answer EMAIL DAN! mrt0ad13@aol.com

 

Somewhere down there is Stefanie getting DANCE RAPE!!! (An Allison looks quite disgusted!)

 

DANCE RAPE DAN!!!!

 

Story Time - Ryan was actually hitting on a chick (I know, I know!) and Dan was trying to help him out and encourage him. It was taking Ryan quite a long time to put his moves on the girl and we told Dan "Ryan has 5 minutes to get his groove on with the chick or we are either going to A. Send the dance rape team up to Ryan, B. Send the dance rape team up to the girl, or C. Robb goes and tounge kisses Ryan."

 

Dan chose option C to happen and as you can see the girl on the left was very impressed by the whole event!

 

Chocolate Cake shots anyone?

 

Awww, now this is really sweet.

 

More Brain Hemmorage shots!

 

GULP!!!!

 

--Robb

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Story Time - Ryan was actually hitting on a chick (I know, I know!) and Dan was trying to help him out and encourage him. It was taking Ryan quite a long time to put his moves on the girl and we told Dan "Ryan has 5 minutes to get his groove on with the chick or we are either going to A. Send the dance rape team up to Ryan, B. Send the dance rape team up to the girl, or C. Robb goes and tounge kisses Ryan."

 

Dan chose option C to happen and as you can see the girl on the left was very impressed by the whole event!

 

--Robb

 

Greatest thing I've ever seen!!!! EVER.

 

- Lady Bebe

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Mmm, chocolate cake shots... that looks better than the vile shots made by Elissa and Piers!

 

I've never been on a cruise but this is definitely something I would want to do in the future. Hope you're all enjoying the rest of your vacation!

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Going on a cruise for my 45 birthday in March even though my birthday is in May...We wanted to go in April but we did not want to fuss with the spring break crowd..We are going on a 4 day Royal Caribbean and getting a Jr Suite with a balcony..Also we got a senior and Florida rates...This will be our 5th cruise...Cant wait to go...

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