PTR: Brent's HHN, Knott's Haunt & Luna Park Sydney Halloween

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With the Aussie dollar going through the roof and airfares going down the toilet. I decided to make a spontaneous trip over to LA to check out HHN and Knott's Scary Farm which I have wanted to do years.

 

All I can say is that I couldn't get enough of Halloween, and walked out the gates of Universal after 3am on Saturday night grinning ear to ear.

 

I have plenty of spoiler photos which I won't put up until after October 31, but there were plenty of amazing sights at this fantastic event.

 

To be continued...

Hard times had hit the Dark Lords of the Sith, and light sabres had to be pawned for chainsaws. They even had to lay off Darth Vader, who now uses his ability to levitate objects by moving plastic bottles to states with return deposits.

To be continued....

The mazes and shows were unusually devoid of males. This is where they were, all night, waving money. This proved to be an expensive trip.

The master serial killer Norman Bates joined in the fun. Arise master Bates and don't forget to bring Hitchcock.

Frustrated that every woman dies shortly after meeting him. A lonely and confused Michael Myers took to auto eroticism, though someone should tell him that doesn't involve humping cars.

A Rob Zombie impersonator accused anyone passing by of heinous acts like public masturbation (to Rosie O'Donnell pics), copious fornication (with Rosie O'Donnell) and ACE membership. Unfortunately I wasn't there long enough to get my turn with Rosie. Meanwhile, pig head behind the girl waited patiently to give her a chainsaw wedgie.

This had something to do with Bill and Ted, well I reckon Keanu would have been up to running a casting couch for everyone on that stage, and I mean everyone.

Act scared and they won't leave you alone, a bit like ACErs. I couldn't tell in the dark whether it was blood or gravy covering those monsters mouths.

The blood on the pick axe was from the last person who tried a miner/minor joke. In spite of this he did give me $50 to go get him a case of Bud Light.

"Where's that screen writer who keeps using my name in vain, I am the true Diablo! The fresh Diablo of Hell Air! Oh, by the way my ass is on fire, isn't it? Argghhh!"

HHN opened like a Van Halen concert minus the flaming gong and David Lee Roth's woolie mammoth like chest hair portruding through his jumpsuit.

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Part 2: Going For The Juggular or Fangs For The Mammaries

 

I stayed on site at Universal which was wise considering I rarely went to bed before 5am.

 

Halloween Horror Nights was definitely my favourite experience ever at an amusement park. Which is ironic given I wouldn't even bother with Universal during the day. At best, Universal is a once every 5 years park, but not anymore - I'll be back next year for sure.

 

To be continued with reviews of all mazes....

Thanks to some Weird Science from some nerdy types, the girls had been multiplied. Though they only had one heart, which they were fighting over. C'mon since when do girls like that have hearts?

Miner/minor who gave me $50 earlier to purchase alcohol for him was getting rather anxious for his beer. Murder came easy after the disappointment of not being able to convince Universal to put in a Miner Mike coaster.

You are what you eat, so in that case this individual is human. HHN was like Night, Dawn, Day, Happy Hour, and Discount Buffet of the Living Dead.

A real where are they now. The three stooges had been left to decompose in the Universal backlot. After Mission Improbable 3, Tom Cruise was consigned to a shallow grave in the backlot but they had mistakenly buried some other random angry midget.

We were hiking out in the woods, it was very hot and we had to take off all our clothes...What, mind wandering, back to the show.

Okay I now have one reason to watch Watchmen, well, actually 2 reasons. They should have called Watchmen - Fantastic Two.

HHN was not recommended for anyone under 13. I think many 13 year olds would have started puberty after watching the Bill and Ted show. Production values at this show were not at Knott's.

A sexy time that Bruno would not approve of. Best Janet ever, Susan Sarandon pass the baton (who knows what they would do with a baton in this production).

Looking up at various times during the pre-show why did the name of a furry animal that dwells in rivers and builds dams come to mind?

Just an elevator ride and a short walk through the Hilton to Horror Nights. On the way back, an assisted late night drunken stumble through the Hilton, a half an hour trying to find the elevator button, and raised eyebrows from Sheraton security.

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Nice pics. Knotts Haunt has been the only halloween event i've done so far. I need to change that next year

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^Jason HHN was the shiz, you should check it out. Though I get the impression Orlando is even better.

 

HHN Part 3 - Somewhere Over The Rainbow or Mrs Johnson's Boy called Dick

 

The maze reviews:

 

Saw: The best maze in my opinion, and I am not a SAW fan - I've only seen the first one. I found some of the animatronics were so realistic it was hard to tell whether they were actors or not. Plenty of scares and amazing detail. I was glad I had a front of line pass so I could keep going through to take it all in. The worst I saw the line on Saturday night was 70 minutes for the Gate A challenged.

 

The Life and Crimes of Michael Myers: Another excellent maze, with great atmosphere which really captured the light and shade of the original Halloween film. Plenty of scenes with lots of interaction between actors. Timing was important with this maze because it was easy to miss scenes being acted out. Again, I just kept going back and back to take it all in.

 

My Bloody Valentine: Excellent, even if it wasn't as good as Saw and Myers. Plenty of scares, and good atmosphere. Though I felt MBV is hardly an iconic film to choose for a maze. Have they done Evil Dead (assuming they could get or have the rights)?

 

Terror Tram Not really a maze, more an elaborate scare zone in the backlot. Plenty of great props and well made up victims and victimizers. I loved it because it was real buzz to be able to go out onto the backlot and see things up close like the psycho house.

 

Chucky: probably the weakest maze, it felt like the regular maze during the year with a few Chucky's and extra gore thrown in there. It really lacked a defining theme inside, still fun, but paled in comparison to the other mazes.

 

Coming up, more inside the mazes and Knott's Scary Farm....

Big Mike is everywhere, does that guy have a teleporter or something?

I've heard of dicing with the devil but playing tonsil hockey with the devil.

More Twilight gayness, yes Edward was outed in this show, sorry girls. Elton John inspired him to play piano. Elton was waiting for him backstage with something that looked like a stake and a gallon of King Island cream.

No this wasn't a tai chi demonstration. A few cracked coconuts in that sack. I wish infomercial guys would really death match like this. Dream death match: Robb vs the President of ACE.

Damn, I was going to use that as my porn name. What name to use now: Wang Hung, or maybe Dick Pound (oh taken too), Clint Hardwood - tough decision.

The funniest thing is that there is an actual celebrity in Australia called Dick Johnson and no one gets it except me. I could never meet the guy, I'd be laughing too much - "so Dick are you proud to be a Johnson?"

Lasik gone wrong, court case pending. Keep an eye out for that one.

In an exclusive preview of SAW XXIV. This poor guy was given an awful choice by Jigsaw (a) Give head (b) Lose your head © Join ACE. He begged for option (b).

Jigsaw had no shortage of willing new victims, which was necessary because they actually kill people in the SAW maze (which is why it is so realistic) - so they need replacements.

Saturday nights without a front of line pass is recommended if you love waiting in line. More time to seduce your date waiting in those 70 minute lines I guess.

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HHN Part 4 - Inside The Mazes & More Shows

 

First up, I'll start with some love for the Front Of Line Pass, I won't say it's worth it's weight in gold because that wouldn't be much gold. Worth every cent, absolutely no wait for anything.

 

The Shows:

 

Bill and Ted

 

A really slick funny show, I loved the satire and found it refreshingly politically incorrect. 10/10.

 

Rocky Horror

 

I'm not a fan of the movie but I could appreciate the quality of the production, and the cool songs. Even though the show went for 45 minutes, I wasn't bored. 8/10.

 

Scariest Moment at HHN - I think I saw Joey when I was walking to the front of the Halloween maze.

 

Next Stop: Knott's Scary Farm

If I had a head like that, I'd stick it an oven.

Shaun was right cocky after they beat us in the cricket. Getting beaten by England in cricket is like getting your ass kicked by Steve Urkel.

You know they can't touch you, so why are you scared, there was a rumours around the park that ACE members had escaped from their basements and were under the masks, fair enough, be very afraid.

I heard they have this stuff out during the day, I can see 3 years olds saying "Daddy why does that body have no skin?" Makes the birds and the bees talk seem easy by comparison.

What a mess, almost as trashed as my gate at LAX on the way home.

After further investigation, I found that the killer was just cashing in on the body organ black market.

When the My Bloody Valentine Killer is around, it's wise not to be a wallflower.

In this scene Michael Myers bursts out of a closet on the left, which was met with howls of "ha ha Michael Myers has come out of the closet" from me.

I was chatting to her and then that c*** blocker Michael Myers had to come in and strangle her.

The funniest thing I saw all night was this headless guy changing shifts with the next headless guy, he walked in no head and all, the other one got up and walked out.

It might be worth bringing a band aid or two if you have a slumber party with Michael Myers.

This is the kind of health care you get when you don't have insurance.

The truth about tanning beds, I'll stick with spray on tans from now on.

Saying no to drugs was a little difficult given the circumstances.

Chucky really doesn't scare me, I'd totally drop kick his ass.

Riff Raff got really scary when he started talking time shares.

Two more reasons the Bill and Ted show rocked.

The Bill and Ted show delivers for skinny Asian guy fetishists. At least they spared us the extra details from The Hangover.

The final word on HHN from Michael Myers - HHN Rocks, front of line passes rule, Knotts Scary Farm drools and he loves TPR - they make him feel normal by comparison.

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Why are there pigs walking around with wigs?!?

 

It looks like a MASSIVE haunted house. Simply beautiful.

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^The pig is one of the outfits the killer in Saw uses I believe, I've only seen the first Saw so I'm not super knowledgeable on the subject.

 

It was amazing, I've been to tons of parks and I'm pretty jaded but this blew me away totally, I'll definitely go back if there is enough new stuff to justify going. This year at USH the mazes were all new, so I'm fascinated to see what they come with next year.

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Knott's Scary Farm Part 1 - The Not So Emo Black Parade

 

After it rained most of the day on Wednesday, it cleared up nicely by 4pm for my first night of Knott's Scary Farm.

 

I'd just done HHN the previous weekend, so the bar was set impossibly high for Knott's.

Haunt Dick made the call and it was scare time. To be continued...

The Dick Kinzel of Haunt arrived, has Dick K actually heard of Knott's? Maybe if they changed the name to Cedar Point's Southern Californian Resort he'd care.

The wolf wasn't as scary as some of the cougars.

Rat Face was pulling big time by saying he was the "Magic Rat" from the Springsteen song Jungleland.

Least scary award goes to gay mask guy. Congratulations, we believe in you.

Unfortunately, not one of the cast members, I am forever scarred.

The scariest part was she's available - a well known TPR tourist (and local) was seen lurking in the mist.

Local male crack whore, he moved to Buena Vista because he was too classy for Garbage Grove.

This is what happens when ACE attempted cloning in their basement laboritory, an improvement actually.

Knott's management told Wolfy he only had to work on full moons, not a happy lycanthrope.

An actual zombie child, with no ritalin required.

State of the art animatronics - Buena Vista style.

Ironically, on every other visit to Knott's it actually was a Ghost Town - like an all you can ride (or stand) buffet. But not tonight.

The men in yellow wielded their metal detectors like they were compensating for inadequacies in other areas.

The heinous crime of attempting to bring in non-Knott's food was punishable with a bring your own lube body cavity examination.

Ghostrider had recession proofed the practice of Chiropractic in the Garbage Grove/No Buena Vista area.

The weather had cleared nicely for haunt, Los Angeles residents seem confused by rain.

Well the action McDonald's does in my stomach is scary enough - down then up (or worse still, out very quickly).

I had a feeling McDonald's were going to regret this.

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Knott's Scary Farm Part2 - Production Values : Not At Knott's

 

Knott's had 13 mazes, which ranged in quality from almost Universal to slightly better than the Disaster Transport queue.

 

Two mazes covered in this instalment:

 

Pyromaniax - the log flume ride with a crap load of mist and people jumping out at you from the sides. Hardly state of the art but fun.

 

Quarantine - a busy maze, people don't really jump out at you, the scare actors just kind of stumble around in there and get in your way. The special effects were okay but it had good atmosphere.

"Hand over your wallet, your dignity, your house, custody of the children, 80% of your income". Oh just kill me, or go on retainer with Tiger.

Pus the ride, the bodily excretion experience. Now there's a concept for a new Epcot Pavillion.

It was hard to tell the cast members from the park visitors. Everyone seemed kind of confused in the Quarantine maze like they were supposed to be rostered on somewhere else.

Into the Quarantine to be shed of any unwanted diseases, huh, what classifies as a wanted disease?

This is what a summer working at Cedar Point leaves people looking like. "If I work that extra 100 hours a week I'll get that $0.10 an hour bonus".

One of the friendly exit attendants at the end of Pyromaniax, nothing quite improves throughput like scaring people out of the ride.

No Satan Claus just lots of fog which made things challenging for the scare actors to get people's attention. There was talk of flame throwers.

Up we go into the red cave, was Satan Claus up there or Beatle Ben with a flashlight with red cellophane over it?

It was advisable to get the ride mazes out of the way, Pyromaniax was first up. Not quite the flume of doom, but flume of moderate thrills.

"I have to disagree with you, Monster Energy Drink is way better. Oh, by the way, aaaarrghhh!!!!"

Some of the cast members had been sneaking to the beer stand on their breaks.

Something told me this would a bad idea...

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Knott's Scary Farm Part 3 - Knott So Scary

 

The scare zones at Knott's ranged from great to a little thin:

 

Ghost Town: awesome scare zone with some exceptional costumes, very foggy with all kinds of nasties in there.

 

The Gauntlet: another very atmosheric scare zone with plenty of great looking scare actors.

 

CarnEvil: very ordinary but mainly by virtue of being in the wide open spaces in the Xcelerator corner with a lack of darkness and corners to work with.

 

Mazes covered in this update:

 

Labyrinth: more a fantasy maze but still had people jumping out at you for some okay scares, it had a nice dreamlike quality about it and some good sets.

 

Cornstalkers: had some good scares in places but mostly pretty ordinary. One problem was that the maze was in a straight line and the walls made of hay were a bit threadbare, to the point where I could see Beach Blvd on one side. Without turns and corners the scare actors had less to work with.

"Are you happy with your carrier sir, I think I can convince you to change carriers". Staff on commission are way scarier than any monster.

The Guantlet had great atmosphere and more Pumpkins than Billy Gorgan's pool of touring musicians.

The monsters at Knott's seemed like the malformed children of the HHN monsters.

Labyrinth was almost exclusively manned by girls, especially on Thursday night. I was wondering why I kept getting drawn back to this maze.

The ACEers starved to death and withered away because there was no gravy at the buffet so they wouldn't eat.

I asked her for a scary look, well she tried, it was reflective of the scare level in Labyrinth.

This guy kind of just sat there, got up walked a bit, and then sat there again. He should be in the public works dept of our local government.

The guru of the Gauntlet, not to be consulted on spiritual matters. This guy's very presence scared people.

The stalkers in Cornstalkers tried hard, I can think of a few coaster enthusiasts who would make good stalking consultants for next year?

Voyage fanboy who put T-Express at #150 on the Mitch Hawker ballot - I guess they really are cracking down on errant ballots this year.

The corn fields next to the parking lot at Holiday world looked scarier, maybe they should hire inbred rednecks for the mazes, though a don't eat the customers module would have to be added to the staff training.

Thank heavens for metal detectors, I could just see some gang banger getting scared and capping some poor scare actor with an uzi.

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Knott's Scary Farm Part 4 - Deep Throat: The World Record

 

The quality of the 6 shows ranged from almost HHN to downright carnie:

 

Zamora's Sideshow Of The Bizarre: Downright wince inducing like Saw without the killing.

 

Inferno: Carnie girls in bikinis twirling fire, I only watched a bit of it, M is for Meh.

 

Chipper Lovell: Some comedy magic thing, I had better things to do.

 

I'll get to the other 3 shows later...

 

Maze covered in this update:

 

Slaughterouse: a bit on the dull side, lots of meat hanging around and the occasional scare but nothing earth moving.

It tastes like chicken my ass. That's what I reassured myself with at Mrs Knott's Chicken's 3am post Haunt Buffet.

I don't think the meat here was FDA approved.

Slaughterhouse was more the Mediocre Chainsaw Massacre.

She was actually quite hot under the mask, literally and figuratively. I don't know how they do it, I put on a Michael Myers mask for 5 minutes and I was sweating.

Knott's Scary Farm, getting nerdy guys laid for 30 years.

The Gauntlet rewarded all those who wear brown underpants.

OMG - Kitty has talent, Knott classy but highly entertaining.

Dear Lord please Kitty, please stop. No, don't stop.

Kitty Karloff would make John Holmes feel like pee wee.

Zamora said it well: "If you're thinking it, then I don't need to say it".

Zamora was hardly family fare, unless you are the Manson family.

Wolfy was still sitting on the fence about the new Wolfman movie. Though if Benedico Del Toro shows his face at Knotts Wolfy was going to tear it off - it's just what werewolves do.

Lethargic SFMM employee moonlighting at Knott's?

Ghost Town had atmosphere, not found at Knott's during the day.

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The entertainment at Knotts looks ultra classy for sure. I'm missing out on these good events on the east coast!

 

Also I'm sure the Knott family will be very pleased with the high quality of family entertainment Cedar Fair has brought to their little farm.

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^Knott's was a real mixed bag in terms of quality, some of the mazes were of the cardboard cutout variety and others were very nice.

 

Zamora's gig was a straight out freak show, I was surprised to see something like that at Knott's.

 

Maybe Walter Knott will rise from the dead next Halloween to voice his objections or take an unhealthy interest in Dick Kinzel's brain ("braaaiiins!").

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Knott's Scary Farm Part 5 - Kitty's Back and Mo' Mazes

 

Mazes covered in this update:

 

Terror of London: my favourite maze at KSF, very atmospheric and great characters roaming through the place, beats hell out of what is usually there - turn Mystery Lodge into a scary walk through.

 

Doll Factory: another fave maze of mine, it's odd and unnerving with cool sets, and a scary girl doing the robot.

 

The Asylum: fairly chaotic, some good scares.

 

Club Blood: some good characters in this vampire night club, very influced by Blade, though some of the animatronics were a bit ordinary.

Not quite HHN standard - monkeys might not fly out of butts but apparently vampire bats fly out of vaginas (yes I said the "V" word).

Asylum led straight into Club Blood, which was fun for all those people who really get scared in the mazes.

"Hey dude, I really suck!"

I ran for my life, more out of homophobia than fear of being bitten on the neck.

I don't know what an electric chair is doing in an asylum but capital punishment fans were ecstatic.

An ACER even struck out with the mannequins, they came to life and ran away.

I always wondered what the fat guy from Little Britain was up to these days.

Victorian era surgery was a bit more adventurous before malpractice suits became commonplace.

This girl was more persistent than a time share salesman.

That looks like it hurt.

Who let Michael Myers into Knotts?

The muggers in no-Buena Vista are much classier than Garbage Grove.

Baby forgot to take it's Ritalin.

"Oh yeah we think ACErs are scary too".

Kitty: "Knock, knock?"

Little kid; "I'm still breast feeding, and I can't find mommy".

Zamora always wanted to nail assistant Kitty but she always hammered him first, sexual harrassment mediation carnie style.

I got to talking coasters with Zamora after the show. Big Vekoma fan, when touring Europe he always tries to squeeze in a Goudurix marathon.

Dude: "I'm the lead guitarist of Fear Factory".

Kitty: "Wow, you have bigger tits than me".

Kitty always treated Zamora like a doormat but this is ridiculous.

The work experience girl was getting nervous.

Zamora always had this feeling that people weren't paying attention to him.

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Knott's Scart Farm Part 6 - Lust, Bobo and Lameness

 

Bloodlust: probably Knott's most professional looking show, part comedy, part serious vampire themed musical episodes. Not bad.

 

Professor Freaks Silly and simple play involving TV Ratings, studio politics, zombies and vampires. Worth it just for the proliferation of corny double entendres.

 

Mazes in this update:

 

Bobo's Clown Maze: Offbeat clown themed maze a few good scares but more humorous.

 

Day Of The Dead: unfortunately not based on the Romero zombie classic. Mexican themed 3D maze, very bright but pretty dead.

 

Alien Annihilation: worst maze there, a shooting maze but it just made you want to shoot yourself. Think the Disaster Transport queue except even more boring.

I don't think this 3D masterpiece inspired James Cameron to create avatar.

Maybe they can have a district 9 themed alien maze next year - "Prawn Uprising".

The dummies were more lively than the scare actors.

The maze was called "Day of the Dead" but when I hear that title I want flesh eating zombies and lines like "They're f**king dead and you want to teach them tricks?"

A bit of a contrast. Also I think the scare actors were getting into the Mexican theme of the maze by having a late siesta.

Only ten more shifts and I can afford breast implants and maybe also buy soap for Professor Freak’s mouth.

Professor Freak was truly the master of the double entendre, though rather disturbed by the deep voiced Vampirella.

As if the mazes weren’t traumatizing enough, Ghostrider was doing brisk business – for the Buena Vista Health Services Industry.

“You die Happy Gilmore!” Adam Sandler was seen running down Beach Blvd with a wet patch in his crotch.

Maintenance must have run out of red nose paint.

Bobo’s maze seemed focused on bodily emissions, fortunately not including reproductive ones.

Dick Kinzel’s policy of one trash can for every two guests provided plenty of cover for scare actors.

In a cynical alliance with the nuclear waste disposal industry, unwanted nuclear material was being disposed of in souvineer balloons.

At this stage I was praying for Wesley Snipes to make an appearance as Blade.

Far worse than Chucky, little four eyes goes for potty time on people’s heads.

What would you do if I sang out of key?

You’d just keep looking at really hot me

Dude: “Why do I always get the redhead?”

Redhead: “Maybe if I close my eyes, he’ll go away”.

Blonde: “Not this guy again”.

Brunette: “No wait, an Aussie tourist walked in, yeah him instead”.

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Knott's Part 7 - The Final Sordid Chapter

 

The Hanging show was Knott's answer to Bill and Ted at Universal, by comparison it was about as close as a debate between Rain Man and Good Will Hunting - Universal rules. Though it was still trashy fun.

 

In summation, Knott's is way behind Universal for quality but is still plenty of fun.

"Where have you been? You said you'd call, I boiled a bunny rabbit for you".

All the clowns at Knott's seemed to look drunk or stoned or confused, they were very happy clowns.

Knott's is the poor man's haunt compared to Universal right down to having to settle for Rob Zombie's obese brother Bob.

Dumbledore did a big number about being gay backed by the village people. I'm surpised Dumbledore hasn't teached at a private school in Sydney, thank f*** I went public.

"I know it's your first lesbian kiss but you're going to like it, lots of tongue".

The Titney Beers trailer pulled up at Knott's for some lip synching awesomeness.

Blade you're our only hope, no more emo Twilight vampires, please.

Once the 17 year old realised she had hooked up with a 138 year old who didn't even have a pulse - revulsion ensued and the statutory rape police followed.

James T Kirk gets all the girls his legion Trekkie followers can't, I guess he's living their wet dream.

There were two good reasons to enjoy the Hanging show.

This number was from Ben Dover The Musical, Dumbledore is credited as the choreographer.

Granny Pants the sequel, time to close the back door.

The most horrifying thing at Knott's haunt, I'm having the part of my brain that stores that memory removed.

They all pledged allegiance to Knott's Scary Farm, until they successfully audition for the Bill and Ted show at Universal.

Silver Bullet ran well in the dark, it was almost exciting.

Knott's was fun, and I'm a Haunt fanatic now - I'll be back next year.

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Luna Park Sydney 31st October, 2009

 

It's Halloween at Luna Park Sydney, let's see the amazing Halloween spectacular at the number 1 amusement park in Sydney.

Standing on the most prime piece of real estate in Sydney, this is porno for property developers.

It's time to do the clown, welcome to the number 1 amusement park in Sydney.

They have a lot of pass options, the "Get Stupid" pass was available at the bar.

Barefoot rugby league? As a former professional in the sport, that would be more like the broken foot rugby league.

I passed on an annual pass, yes it's what you think, payment involves giving oral pleasure to a pot bellied clown. If I had an annual pass and used it regularly, I'd die of boredom.

The cast members obviously didn't get the memo that it was October 31.

Cast members were harder to find than salad at an ACE buffet.

Time for the number 1 coaster in Sydney, the only coaster in Sydney. I'll just close my eyes and pretend I'm on Superman Ride Of Steel (Bizarro never!) - not working. POV's to follow.

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Luna Park Sydney POV's

 

Wild Mouse day and night & the Tango Train of death, more photos to follow.

 

Wild Mouse Day

 

 

Wild Mouse Night

 

 

Tango Train Of Ball Crushing Death