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I own all three, and I wear them everywhere! They are, for all intents and purposes the greatest purchases I have ever made. I can second the Big Mike hot chick statement. Aside from the fact that I have never had any problems with the chicks in the first place and have a perfect record of 100% with them. When I wear it at the parks, my wife has to beat other hot chicks off with a stick. Or invite them to join us. So, if your already married guys, you are 22% more likely to have a three way with a TPR hoodie.

 

I must confess though, there is a down side to the TPR hoodie. It can not! I repeat! Can not! be worn by both the male and female partner while gettin' busy! At least one of you must take it off before insertion. Both times I was riding the coaster of love while we were both wearing the hoodies, Alana got pregnant. No hoodies. No baby. Hoodies on! Baby on!

 

Now you all know how Kid Tums got made.

 

So not only is it uber cool, a chick magnet, and more likely to get you a 3 way, but it also makes you more fertile! So beware! Either disrobe before getting nasty, or double bag your bad boy!

 

Anyway you look at it, the positives out weigh the negatives. So go get your hoodie today.

 

Guy "In retrospect, I guess I need to thank Robb & Elissa for giving me my two kids. Thank you so much! My world is a brighter place because of you and the TPR Hoodie!" Koepp

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^ LOL! Amazing photos!

 

I just want to remind everyone, now that the TPR Store is back up, that we have a VERY LIMITED amount of hoodies left. We may even already be out of some sizes.

 

Winter is approaching. A TPR Hoodie **WILL** protect you from the cold, transport you to any theme park of you choice, and serve as armor against any Intamin cables that may come flying your direction.

 

ORDER A TPR HOODIE NOW!!

 

http://www.themeparkreview.com/store

 

--Robb

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This is just a reminder to get your TPR Hoodie order in before they are all GONE!

 

I believe we still have some Large, Medium, and Small hoodies left.

 

We have **ONE** XXL Zip Up Hoodie in stock and just a couple XL pull overs.

 

Order now!

http://www.themeparkreview.com/store/index.php?categoryID=3

--Robb

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Hoodie update!

 

Since I know a lot of you were interested in the TPR Hoodies, here's what I have left:

 

Zip Up Hoodies

Small - 3 Black, 4 Gray

Medium - 2 Black

Large - 1 Black, 5 Gray

 

Pull Over Hoodies

Small - 2 Black

Medium - 3 Black

Large - 4 Black

X Large - 4 Black

 

Place your order here:

http://www.themeparkreview.com/store/index.php?categoryID=3

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Here's another update of what's left:

 

Zip Up Hoodies

Small - 3 Black, 3 Gray

Medium - 1 Black

Large - 1 Black, 3 Gray

 

Pull Over Hoodies

Small - 2 Black

Medium - 2 Black

Large - 3 Black

X Large - 4 Black

 

Place your order here:

http://www.themeparkreview.com/store/index.php?categoryID=3

 

Remember - YOU WILL LOOK **SEXY** IN A TPR HOODIE!!!

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