mcjaco Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 A few weeks back Renee (nay) came to Chicago to run the Rock and Roll half marathon. Naturally, Cameron and I decided we had to show her a good time while in Chicago. And what better way to do that? Drag her along to Indiana Beach, and then Six Flags Great America (with even more TPR friends!). I hadn't been to Indiana Beach since TPR's Midwest Trip, so I was a Steel Hawg virgin. Two weeks later, and I'm still not sure what to make of it. Seriously. Standing in line, we all noticed that there were no screams, no yelling, it was dead silent. Like no one else knew what to make of it either. All in all, it was an odd coaster, that was fun, but still not as wonderful as Cornball and I actually found Hoosier Hurricane to be quite a pleasurable sensation as well. We spent most of the day there, and ate our way around the park. Indiana Beach is still one of the best little gems in the midwest, and people watching is a MUST! Anyway, onto the pics.... See you soon IB, for tomorrow we head to SFGAm! Ahh. A midwest sunset highlighted with the tones of hicks yelling, the music of .38 Special, and the whir of a Shooting Star. Cam and Nay spend a lovely ride on the insane Paratrooper. Best "haunted" house ever. I love Giant Wheels. Especially when they're made of cheese. Me gusta spanish! This man is gorgeous. And all by himself on Tigg'r. One train ops = still no good photo options. This Yo-yo scares the poo poo out of me. Your Sex is On Fire. Let the sucking begin! We have droppage of food...... Nay fears the carp. Manly persuasion finally works.... Bad 90's music while spinning? Check. How can you not? Hey, nice rack! Park Index quota met. You're welcome Larry. Ohhhh, Cornball! So we rode Cornball. Which made Cam sad. Renee and I had a little alone time on the bumper cars. Welcome to the midwest in August. Sexy picture of Cameron. You bet. Double shot time. Ride this for 8 seconds. The mechanical bull, sicko.....the mechanical bull. Gotta love the themeing. Welcome to Easter Island! Did you honestly think you would not see one of these in a IB PTR? Indiana is a little slow. So much so, it's still Christmas. INDIANA BEACH! Where else would he take us? Melbourne? Cameron welcomes us to........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy T. Koepp Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 I so badly need to get to this park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumba830 Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Wow... I reallllllly need to get down to IB with you and Cameron soon. The place looks awesome! Looked like a fun little trip and I can't wait to see all of your much worse than mine pictures from SFGAm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
larrygator Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Hey I only see Indiana Beach pictures! Did you decide to cancel the trip to SFGAm. That's a joke folks and if you don't get it that's a good thing. It means you are not obsessed with TPR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spaceace12 Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 If I had known you were going, I might have went up there, after all, it is only 2 hours a way from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjaco Posted August 20, 2009 Author Share Posted August 20, 2009 Hey I only see Indiana Beach pictures! Did you decide to cancel the trip to SFGAm. That's a joke folks and if you don't get it that's a good thing. It means you are not obsessed with TPR. I have no life. I just wanted to let KD get it's moment in the sun, since we know that doesn't happen very often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 He's still emotionally traumatized after doing Batman in the rear last month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjaco Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 While since the oh so exciting KD announcement occurred, and everyone would rather bitch about restraints, and not read this piece of fabulous literature.....I bring you Day 2, Six Flags Great America. Batman was not done in the rear, but three was sexiness, and good times had by all. Including a 90 year old woman in a wheel chair on Ricochet. Off we go! And a fabulous way to end the evening. B double E, R! Raging Bull love. Matt's photo skilz > than Nathans Spin me round round baby right round. This makes me wet. I find this erotic. I find this disturbing. Bang your head to metal health. No, no, no. Batmobile's tailpipe! WHIRLIGIG! You know what this means.... Um, stalker. Stop photographing me. Sup. Yo. Sexy picture of Cameron quota met. Larry thanks me once again. This is Patrick. Griffon is in deep philosophical thought over that. Nathan loves his ladies. And the Whizzer. I won't say in which order Three times a lady. Mullet! I do it better. Does this look like anything else to you? Yeah baby. Perhaps with some pudding? "Um, no." Marvin says, "You will like it in the rear, or else!" A day so special they made Renee Manager! Yeah. Here we go again. This picture is still better than anything Nathan takes. Welcom. Look Jojo is already excited beyond comprehension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumba830 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Nathan loves his ladies. And the Whizzer. I won't say in which order The order would be... Whizzer then Renee&Mel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Hey! Quit distracting people from my KD announcement pictures! Seeing these photos (especially the Fiddler's Fling) makes me nostalgic for the old Great America in Santa Clara (before the Dark Times). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 ^Post-Whizzer? I can only imagine how that feels. These only make me long for next summer, for which I am almost not-really-DEFINITELY meeting up with all of you guys again (and some maybe the first time?) at SFGAm and also desperately want to experience IB. Dan "Thanks for the Batman references!" Smith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingrock23 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Aw, I miss Indiana Beach. Best day of the midwest trip for me. thanks for the report Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameron Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Great photos and report Matt - man those were a freaking fun two days! Although I propose a new rule where-by no-one takes photos of me anymore, thanks. (And sorry!). Cameron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy T. Koepp Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 ^that would be no fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjaco Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 And to think I pick out the best of the bunch that I took. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Great photos and report Matt - man those were a freaking fun two days! Although I propose a new rule where-by no-one takes photos of me anymore, thanks. (And sorry!). Cameron. But how would we get amazing photos like this? Cameron: Too cool to take the tag off, too awesome to imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electerik Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I so badly need to get to this park. Everyone does. And since mcjaco has "Pave Big Bad Wolf" in his signature, this is as good a time as any for me to say this: Once BGE disfigures itself, IB will officially become my uncontested favorite park. /OTSR suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy T. Koepp Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 OH MY GOD! I just realized that the title of this thread is pornographic! Cam and Matt show Nay a good time! Guy "All you have to do is put a Vol. 6 behind it and it could be it's own porn series!" Koepp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RCFreak Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 ^I was just about to come in and post this needs more Debbie Does Dallas, and less TPR shenanigans, but glad it's not just me. Looks like a fun time was had at parks I've never been to lol. One day I'll eventually make it out that way and I'm glad to hear it won't be credit stops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 OH MY GOD! I just realized that the title of this thread is pornographic! Cam and Matt show Nay a good time! Guy "All you have to do is put a Vol. 6 behind it and it could be it's own porn series!" Koepp I demand Volumes 1 through 5. I'll pay handsomely. (Actually, I left my wallet in my other pants... let me go get it from my car. *SKREEEE*) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumba830 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 ^Cameron defiantly approves of that sound effect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nay Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Yay! I had such an awesome time at those parks with you guys. Those fish at IB were vile, though. Nice to see this thread has turned pornographic, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
65skylark Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Wait, something is going on at KD? Eh, I'll just take your word for it. BTW, great report Matt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Starr Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Batman in the rear makes me hot, sweaty, and a little nauseous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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