KrautWithAltitude Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 I had no idea you were near Hansa! Next time we are in Germany, you will know! --Robb oops-- I just realised, this was part of your Scandi trip, of which I was of course informed by you. I mistook this for some random TPR event I hadn´t heard of... Don´t drink and post! hehe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woogle Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Funny Captions. Great update! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Craig more smile cam pictures please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StealthFan Posted August 3, 2009 Author Share Posted August 3, 2009 Well as you said please I will start sorting out the photos now. I also have a very good Hansa Park video to go up soon. All I will say is "40 Chins" and that is what the video is off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StealthFan Posted August 3, 2009 Author Share Posted August 3, 2009 Next on the Scandi smile cam trail was a very wet day at Sommerland Syd and Legoland! All the photos here are mostly Robb's as I was very wet, very cold and just down right too lazy to get my camera out in the rain. The 2 team leaders shake hands and end this update in style! Next update is Farup Sommerland (OBSTACLE COURSE!) "Hey good buddy come here for a hug on your victory and a sneeky kick in the testicle!" We are the brit crew and we are VICTORIOUS! Jason getting even more of the big man! Anyone see a pattern developing here? Lou feels naughty after taking the tunnel. Lou: "Oh I see a tunnel that needs to be taken" Ron is happy he has survived and Anth has found a god to pray to! Ron is screaming for his life and Anth has resorted to laughing at his impending DOOOOM Anth is thinking "I will pray to my god. Oh crap I don't have a god!" This is a look of worry and concern. Does that mean a inverted Boomerang or a big moster alien called Robbo is coming to attack. Anth is trying out his model pose while Hanno sneaks in with his cartoon pose. Steve: "Hey TPR is welcome to check out my backside any time" Larry: "Well who knew, maybe I will put that in he park index" I have no idea what happened here and I would normaly make some funny caption about how Anth looks inncoent and Larry is pretending he has done nothing by checking what happened, but I am very tired, so I am just going to assume Larry pinched Steve's backside and Anth enjoyed the view. "Hi i'm Tim. It's raining, ive just been on a canabalistic water ride, but thats not the only reason im wet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 I don't know why but Hanno looks so goofy with a hood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StealthFan Posted August 4, 2009 Author Share Posted August 4, 2009 Maybe its because Hanno is abit goofy sometimes anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 ^Yes, and the hood just adds to the goofyness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bootharawwwrrr Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 That was great as always Craig, I look forward to seeing more of these little updates! To finish this comment I shall state that, Craig had no influence in me writing this post and that I did it under my own free will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollin_n_coastin Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Craig, those are way too funny! Seriously though, I didn't know that I was approaching Rich level fan worship of the big man himself. LoL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StealthFan Posted August 9, 2009 Author Share Posted August 9, 2009 Hey, everyone go back and check out the Hansa Park update as I have added a video of Hanno trying to KILL me on the Crazy Mine. Its VERY funny and it hurts ALOT. http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=788309#788309 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hhappy Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 I did not try to kill you.. you just happened to keep on "running" into my elbow... what could i do about that?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Mike Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Craig, those are way too funny! Seriously though, I didn't know that I was approaching Rich level fan worship of the big man himself. LoL Thats a good one! LOL Peace, Big Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StealthFan Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 Now we are onto Day 6 of the Scandi Trip and the Smile Cam is out in force today! This update will be in TWO parts because today the Smile Cam had its way not only with the Farup Sommerland Obstacle Course but also the Tivoli Friheden SCAD Tower! And finnaly Ron begins to sail into the next update which will be Tivoli Friheden and the SCAD Tower! "I COMPLETED THE MONKEY BARS! Now someone give me a sign photo for the Park Index!" "Oh god, even doing it this way im still gonna fall!" "There is no way hes going to do it! Im ready with my camera to capture the moment he falls in!" "Okay here I go!" "Dont worry when I have made them dry I will complete the Monkey Bars!" So much so he developed another chin! Tom was seriousally pumped up and determined to complete the monkey bars! Tim looks determined but not as much as Tom did! "Come on Larry you know you can do it! Think of all those Park Index fans you would impress!" "Thank you! I will be here for the rest of the trip!" Ron shows us all how its done! When this stick was pulled out the water, half of it had disolved! Ron had abit of accident on the wet beam and slipped, resulting in this! Big Mike takes the balance beam in his stride and even has a little dance. I belive the last part of the sandwhich was a surprise to some. "OH CRAP I think I just popped something!" Its a TPR sandwhich! "OH GOD! I hope the SCAD Tower isnt this high!" "OH I can promise you this next slide will be fun for alot of TPR members!" "Oh I think the slide may have damaged my sword of power!" "I HAVE THE SWORD OF POWER! That makes me the KING!" HOLY CRAP!! AIRTIME!! "I can do this! I am on a mission to complete this course one way or another!" "OH GOD! I think the slide just squashed my grapefruits!" Oh dam it! The slide waxing guy is on holiday again! Why does TPDave look worried I hear you ask! Well he looks worried because he is entering the Obstacle Course, featuring the infamous Monkey Bars! "AHHHH THE RAIN! It burns my balls!" "I am from Manchester, rain can't hurt me!!!" Your never alone when you have each other TAXI! Take me to somewhere dry! Elissa and Kristen enjoy the coaster in the rain while I behind seem to have been blinded by the rain!!! AHHHHH!!! Watch me as I stab you in the balls with my mighty sword of POWER! WAKE UP! The Update is starting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bootharawwwrrr Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Oh I love these updates, never fail to make me laugh! That obstacle course looks fun, bet I couldn't do it though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorkscrewFoley Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I love the pics, the TR, and the footage from Crazy mine. I love seeing two people run into each other's elbows on a coaster...classic comedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
larrygator Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I am a little pissed at myself for not doing the monkey bars properly, but I just couldn't get a grip due to the rain. Climbing across the top was no picnic either. Then when it was confirmed that the "water" was 3-4 feet deep, I got a little more concerned. The final straw was when we noticed the abundance of leeches in the "water". Why did it have to be leeches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Ok, that was a seriously awesome update! Everyone go back one page and read this NOW!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeemerBoy Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Larry, seeing this makes me really wanna watch you field an NFL punt one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hercules Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 ^ Or climb Mt. Everest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StealthFan Posted August 27, 2009 Author Share Posted August 27, 2009 Ok, that was a seriously awesome update! Everyone go back one page and read this NOW!!! If enough people do this I will upload a video of Larry COMPLETING the monkey bars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StealthFan Posted September 30, 2009 Author Share Posted September 30, 2009 Okay now its time for Tivoli Friheden with the SCAD Tower! I think thats all that needs to be said because the pictures will say everything that needs to be said. "I DID IT! I DID IT! Im a big boy now!" I hope you enjoyed my SCAD tower video.........Oh did I say video I ment update. "Look at them go up! They will all have a new shade of brown on there underwear when they come back down. Now do I get a T-Shirt?" "Its windy, its raining and im about to drop alot of meters! I'M GREAT!" "I salute you SCAD Tower!" "Steve soiled himself. Good thing I havent, my underwear is locked in the bus" This photo can speak for itself I think "Dont worry Steve if you do break you neck you have paid good money for the privilege." "The only thing im worried about is, oh I don't know, breaking my neck. Other then that i'm great! "He crapped his pants before he even went over the edge!" HA HA HA Jumpy Jump Jump Jump Jump I think the harness may have gone where it shouldnt do you know. Yes thats right people, on a TPR trip you can discover the world of bondage! As demonstrated by myself here. The realisation of the droppings to come set in early for some. "Don't worry girls this mask is for saftey. Remember always use protection!" Rich is thinking "If you pull that to hard dude im going to have to go through puberty again to get them back to the way they are currently" "Hey babes. You, me, SCAD Tower. What you say?" "Its now time for our main event! The SCAD Tower!" Steve: "Im gonna need new underwear after this!" Lou: "I hope it doesnt smell that bad" Steve and Brad are erm hugging in a special way..... "OH MY GOD! The wind is going at 4mph, its raining and im soaked! That must mean.....RODENTS ARE AWESOME!" "I think my junk is now lost forever!" Ron is trying to hide his fear of the Cobra! "Oh no there is a disturbance in the force!" Steve is in a state of pleasurable shock with Big Mike behind him! Anth: "You seriousally just want to drop me? Will it be as scary as when my balls dropped?" I am the INTIMIDATOR! SCAD Towers don't Intimidate me, I intimidate them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hhappy Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Can't wait for the result of the footage. Should make up for one interesting video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StealthFan Posted October 5, 2009 Author Share Posted October 5, 2009 ^It will make one very intersting video with alot of beeps in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StealthFan Posted February 8, 2010 Author Share Posted February 8, 2010 Better late then never I guess, time to update this baby and get the smile cam back where it belongs! So I finnaly present to you Day 7: Djurs Sommerland "Wooooo, Smile Cam is back baby! Now come spank me!" "I am the Steveanator! I will dance you into OBLIVION!" Robb just showed these guys an amusing part of his anatomy, guess what one and if your lucky you may win something. Doubt it but you never know. "Okay KT when somene comes at you that you don't like, you grab the stick like this then stab them in the balls multiple times!" "Hey everyone check out my bulging stick!" "Here today we find a well known creature called Robb Alvey. As you can see here he has spotted his next coaster orgasm in the distance that being of course Piraten!" "LOOK MOMMY! I GREW I GREW!" So it seems Anth fell for the old "This is a Medieval toilet trick again" "We are king of the nerds now bow down to us or we will set Booger on you!" This could very well be the Scandinavian Crunch! FACEPLANT! Who needs Kung Fu Panda when you can have Kung Fu Alvey! KT: "Mommy is this worm bigger then Joeys?" Elissa: "Yes, much bigger!" "Arggg it be time for Piraten mateys!" This ride is OFFICIALLY Big Mike Approved! If your nerdy and you know it raise your hands! Has TPDave found TPGod?! So lets see, Terry is trying not to laugh, Ivan is relieved and Bill is confused. I wonder if this has anything to do with the lube incident on Piraten! "Her curves where this big!" (Thats Intamin Curves, not what all you dirty people were thinking off!) I hope the breaks caused this and not the fact someone forgot to go to the toilet. "Dam it this scyrvy is really itchy!" And this is folks, you have to wait 1 more week (hopfully) for the next one. I hope you all enjoyed the long awaited return of the smile cam! -Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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