The Bebes Posted March 12, 2012 Author Share Posted March 12, 2012 SATURDAY February 18, 2012 West Coast Bash DAY 1 : Six Flags Magic Mountain SOUVENIR : an EPIC West Coast Bash Trip Report by The Bebes Souvenir: An Epic WCB 2012 Trip Report by The Bebes Somebody punched me??? No, I don't remember anything. Ever since the incident, I'm unable to form new memories... We tried to get one more spin on X2, but security stopped us in our tracks. "Sorry guys, ERT is OVER." Disappointed, we headed for the gates. On our way, we ran into Robb. He was furious!!! Yelling at me.... He showed me a photo on his phone. "YOU did this to ME???!!!!" "I don't think so, Robb. You see, I have this condition....." WHACK!!!! I woke up hurt, bloody. I didn't know why. I didn't know what happened to me. I didn't remember anything. The key to dealing with the condition is to have a system. I began to add tattoos to my body help me remember After a quick spin on Tatsu, we joined up with SuperShawn to finish our evening ERT on X2 SuperShawn was Super X2-cited about ERT Mr. Bebe and ILoveRides David had a stare-down for the smoother inside seat on X2. Mr. Bebe won, avenging his Ro-sham-bo loss from WCB 2011. The group grabbed 3 spins on X2 before, one by one, everybody slowly bailed out, leaving the Bebes riding alone until the very end. Security had to stop us. "Sorry, ERT is OVER." Disappointed, we headed for the gates. What's the last thing I remember? The lift hill. We all bundled up in our warmest winter gear and returned to the park for evening ERT It was especially cold outside, so David & Spears grabbed some HOT beverages. "Ooooohhhhh, we should grab a spin on Revolution!!!!", I exclaimed. Lady Bebe grabbed me by the elbow and ushered me toward Tatsu. After a quick spin on Tatsu, we headed to X2 to finish up our evening ERT Tattoos work better than notes. Notes can get damaged or lost. After the presentation, Spears and The Bebes left the park and headed to Tomato Joes David stayed behind at the park, since he had won an opportunity to partake in an ultra-special super-exclusive once-in-a-lifetime chance at a backstage tour of AN EMPTY ROOM. Our pizzas were ready just minutes before David re-joined us. VEGAN PIZZAS!!! Eat your heart out Caesar!!!! After enjoying our meal, we all bundled up in our warmest winter gear and returned to the park for evening ERT Yeah, I remember everything prior to the incident. But I can't retain new thoughts for more than a couple minutes, then they're lost. The HERD takes the tunnel toward the Magic Moments Theater I swear I read the sign, but moments later, I found myself smoking right next to it. Hmmmm, it sure looks like Gertrude, but I suspect it's an imposter goose After taking a massive group photo, the crowd was allowed into the theater SFMM executives Tim and Neil gave us a lengthy Q&A presentation about upcoming attractions including SHHH! - The Ride, which will occupy the former Log Jammer area as well as OFF THE RADAR, which will take place of the relocated Deja Vu And details of this summer's Martin Luther: Drop of Doom were unveiled After an entertaining Q&A, Spears and The Bebes left the park and headed to Tomato Joes Gertrude hadn't been seen all day, and I was obsessed ever since the imposter sighting Hmmmmm, I don't remember posing for photos "Hey Bernard, have you seen Gertrude???" "Give me back my goose!!!!!" Fact 4: Wolves bite men who yell at them Robb noticed The Bebes interacting with the wildlife and approached them Unfortunately, a herd of drunken moose got in the way The herd took the tunnel en route to the Magic Moments theater I take photos as well as notes until I'm able to permanently tattoo the info on my body After getting off the ride, David gathered his belongings from the fluffy fluffy bunny filled with medicine and goo Several attractions were closed, so we needed to find something else to keep us entertained for a while. PackFanLV and young Shawn Reese suggest PHOTO PHUN TIME!!! I primped my hair in anticipation of the photographs Mr Bebe and Spears posed for manly photos with Wonder Woman and Aqua Man David snapped some photos of the ladies acting like Asian superheroes HY-YA! "Hey, check out the picture I just took in this bathroom behind me!!!" That's just plain creepy, Robb. Hmmmmm, I don't remember posing for any photos Maybe some of these photo trip reports will jog my memory Spears gave David $14 for a fluffy fluffy bunny filled with medicine and goo The Mitch Hawker poll is in: 50% of TPR readers prefer The Voyage, while 25% prefer El Toro, and the rest prefer BOOZE Apparently, we were stuck on the lift hill of Scream for quite a while, or so I'm told I spotted a maintenance worker reattaching the broken track, so it must be true. I gotta write this down. Where's a pen? I need a pen. I need a pen. David gathered his belongings from the fluffy fluffy bunny filled with medicine and goo ....If you're enjoying this Trip Report Hmmmmm, I should get breakfast while there's still time Annoyed, Lady Bebe grabbed my by the elbow and ushered me to GoldRusher for a manly TPR takeover I tried to explain my condition to the whole train. They seemed confused. Apocalypse is being re-themed, yet again, as Old Western Whore House And Jeff Johnson wants to play the Whore David does NOT endorse AceOfSpades manly, errrrr MANLESS pose We headed over to Scream where Spears gave David $14 for a fluffy fluffy bunny filled with medicine and goo After some great ERT on Goliath, we decided to hit breakfast There were tons of donuts!!! My favorites: Chocolate Frosted And Chilled juice We took our new friend TJ on the Orient Express. We thought it would make him feel at home. Hmmmmm, I should get breakfast while there's still time "Hey Lady Bebe, why don't we ride Revolution while we are right here next to it???" Confused, Lady Bebe grabbed my by my elbow and ushered me to Green Lantern Timfar and his family logged coaster credit number 100 on Green Lantern during WCB ERT. Congrats Tim!!!! These girls are sooooo girly! Rainbow!!!! Unicorn!!!! And these guys are shaking like little girls Lady Bebe contends that Green Lantern really beats you up Sorry guys... Right era, wrong movie. From Green Lantern we headed to Goliath for a some great ERT, then decided to hit breakfast "Let's e-mail Robb this photo before we ride Revolution. Tee hee. I'd love to see his face when he gets this!!!!" "WHAT THE EFFF!!!!!" "Ohhh, I'm gonna punch that Mr. Bebe when I find him!!!" The Over-The-Shoulder restraints really add to the Revolution experience Lady Bebe was glad she decided to sit that one out!!! We left Revolution and headed toward Green Lantern. "Hey Lady Bebe, why don't we ride Revolution while we are right here next to it???" Confused, Lady Bebe grabbed my by my elbow and ushered me to Green Lantern The incident on Revolution left me with this condition. I can't form new memories. But I've already told you that, haven't I??? We gave Robb his favorite morning drink: a Cinnamon Dolce Latte from Starbucks Robb eagerly drank the entire beverage. It was his third of the morning. The President gave a heartfelt speech about some event happening On St. Patrick's Day The gates opened and we ran toward Revolution to begin our ERT "Let's e-mail Robb this photo before we ride Revolution. Tee hee. I'd love to see his face when he gets this!!!!" We decided to stop at Starbucks on our way to West Coast Bash. We also decided to get Robb a Cinnamon Dolce Latte. Upon arriving at Magic Mountain, we spotted Robb checking in WCB registrants. He looked parched. We gave Robb his favorite morning drink We'll e-mail this to Robb AFTER he drinks his coffee. It's gonna be sooooo funny. ...what's the worst that could happen ???? Now, where was I...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCalCoasters Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Best. Trip Report. ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Of Spades Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Best. Trip Report. ever. Damn right. Also, glad-ish to see I got the first ever denied manly pose. I guess that's a first, yeah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveRides Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 HOLY CRAP! This is the best trip report in history. I'm speechless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatdaddy Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Ok, great report although I am now totally confused about the events that may or may not have happened on that day. And yes I would prefer to eat your heart instead of cardboard vegan pizza. BEST WCB REPORT EVAR!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bebes Posted March 12, 2012 Author Share Posted March 12, 2012 Thanks guys!! And thanks for helping make our West Coast Bash unforgettable... well, for one of us anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jojo19799 Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 OH. MY. GOSH! This was or actually IS the best trip report I have ever seen. Thank you so much for making my day a million times better. It's been a rough morning so far and this has made it a lot better. Thanks again, and I'm looking forward to your report on Knott's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperShawn Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Your report has left me speechless! You have out done yourselves on this one and for that, thank you! Ps - "Shaaawwwwwnnn" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olsor Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Best TR ever. Shut it down. Let's go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Mike Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Thanks for the "I am a Valuable Big Mike Reader" shout out on your arm, was fun to see! Still love the way you do those pictures that move! There were a lot of double pictures on my end when I read it though??? Peace, Big Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveRides Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 ^ There are supposed to be repeat pictures! It's part of his condition, brought on by the Revolution OTSRs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechanic Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 The AWESOME is strong in this TR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightypotato Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 This is hands down the greatest trip report I have ever seen. Absolutely amazing. Nothing will be able to top this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dylanreich Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 BEST TRIP REPORT I'VE EVER SEEN! But I've probably told you that already... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chadster Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Wow, that is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bebes Posted March 13, 2012 Author Share Posted March 13, 2012 ...I got the first ever denied manly pose. Sorry ACE, Blame ILoveRides!!!!!! LOL!!! Thank you so much for making my day a million times better..., and I'm looking forward to your report on Knott's. Awwwww, shucks !!!! KBF will take a little while to get online, but I think you'll be included more in that one. Thanks for hangin' wit The Bebes and helping to make our WCB 2012 AWESOME!!!!!! There were a lot of double pictures on my end when I read it... We were wondering how many people might NOT GET the concept of our report. It's just like the movie MEMENTO (if you've seen it, you'll understand the layout of the report better). It's told in reverse chronological order, starting with the end of the day and ending with the beginning of the day. Each "segment" ENDS with the same frame that the previous segment STARTED with. Each "segment" is separated by an expository / somewhat unrelated animated B&W frame. I hope this explanation helps out those who didn't follow the report the first time through. Try it again. If you were getting duplicate pics other than that, or if the animations didn't animate, you may be having a problem with your viewing device. I know a few people who tried viewing it through their phone lost out on some of the animations. PS - I AM a valuable Big Mike Reader!!!!! -Mr. BEBE (back at home, but still recovering) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jhcbiinoc Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Congratulations on what has to be absolutely the best trip report I have ever seen anyone post on here; that took some serious thought, work and effort and was very entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFChris Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Loved the lockers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveRides Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 ...I got the first ever denied manly pose. Sorry ACE, Blame ILoveRides!!!!!! LOL!!! We can't all be winners! Gotta keep it interesting, and it wouldn't be interesting if every manly pose got approved. Maybe next year ACE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bebes Posted March 13, 2012 Author Share Posted March 13, 2012 Congratulations on what has to be absolutely the best trip report I have ever seen anyone post on here; that took some serious thought, work and effort and was very entertaining. Thanks John! And everyone else who's been showing this TR so much love! It was quite the undertaking, but so much fun to put together!! And we couldn't have done it without all our awesome TPR friends!! -Lady Bebe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatdaddy Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Beard envy? Well I used to think "it's gotta be the beard" , but after seeing you work over that coffe cup with your tongue I may need to rethink that theory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomman295 Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Purty good! Although I was kinda cunfus, I liked the addition of .gif files. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinTheAttendant Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 And this represents why Theme Park Review is my favorite site ever I cannot stop laughing at the how ridiculous and awesome that is, and the twist ending truly gives this TR the right to the "Epic" title. And it's just as fun to read backwards as it is forwards! Absolutely love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterKings908 Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 WHAT IN THE NAME OF SANITY DID I JUST READ?!? In all seriousness, this was an amazing trip report. Keep up the great work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoCo Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 GENIUS! I laughed out loud, hard, many times while reading through this report. BRAVO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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