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Photo TR: Disneyland: From Musical Chairs to Binge Drinking

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Meg asks "Can you find the hidden Mickey?"


We all started our day the way most days should be started; with a healthy dose of McDonald's breakfast!


As soon as we get to Disneyland, James immediately starts looking for phallic objects.

"It looks like a penis!"

James, you're so immature...

Oh wow, it does look like a penis...


We're at Disneyland!


Indy is first, of course.

Look out! Snakes!

Oh crap... Megan's driving.


Ahh, my good friend The Haunted Mansion.

It's been a while, old friend.

I have a feeling there won't be any crowd problems today.

I think it's apparent how much my family loves The Haunted Mansion.

Like... really.



First visit, y'all!



James says "Now what, bitches?"



"Imma ride splash!"

So excited to ride and get splashed!


James does not like the look of this.

I'm pretty sure this is a genuine look of fear.


"I'm never riding that ride ever again."


James molests the Columbia.


Phamily Foto


Oh my god, baby ducks!


Yay, first coaster of the year!





Megan is afraid of Monstro... I don't blame her.



The idea of Autopia is interesting. Escape the crowded freeways of Los Angeles to ride car with as much traffic as the crowded freeways of Los Angeles.

Meg got her license. TO KILL

I got my license. TO DRIVE (which is essentially "to kill" anyway)

Um, I don't think this ride is going anywhere...

This is not a picture, this is a video.


Well, we left and they gave us nifty passes to go and ride anything else later on.


We seized this opportunity to give Megan and James their very first Dole Whip.

Awwwww yeah!

"It's a what?"

The Dole Whip enjoyment pose.

Alice and The Mad Hatter came by for a game of musical chairs.

One lucky kid got to play, too.

Go, James, go!

He lost.

The Mad Hatter wonders how one could be so stupid. This isn't a very merry unbirthday for him.


We gathered up the cattle and headed toward the other park.


Oh, yeah. Hi Walt!


James knows the secrets to the Big O.


Over at Soarin', I'm pretty sure this kid spit at me.

That's alright. We're too cool for saliva.


Mother says "If you get me on Tower of Terror then I'm going to have to have a couple of drinks."


Would have been a nice picture if it weren't for that little brat.

Haha, nice.



"That was great! I almost died!"

I wish I could say ToT made us crazy. But no, we were always like this.



Oh, it's so inappropriate!

Oh god! There's an out of control bus headed right for me! Morpheus, get me out of here!


James is disturbed by a mysterious lump.

This little kid decided to end it all.

"If you don't behave, you won't get to go drink."


After Monsters Inc. James and Mother decided to go get some booze at Downtown Disney. While they were there they were offered free tickets to Queensryche at the House of Blues. So we probably won't see them for a while.

We then became bugs.

And we rode this ride..

Four leafed!


Would have loved to have ridden Screamin! but it was definitely not an option.

Toy Story Mania it is!




In a mutual agreement, DCA was declared lame and we went back to Disneyland.

Hidden Mickey in Toontown.


God, that whale gets scarier and scarier.


We rode Mr. Toad's wild ride.

"What do you mean that's the end? We were in hell and that's the end?! What the hell?!"


Jungle Cruise time.

The backside of water, of course.

Our skipper said many funny and corny things.


Then we did Indy again, because it's just plain awesome.


By this time, the park was already starting to clear out.

Also, people were turning into giant blobs, which clogged the exits.


I'm not wearing this...

Meg rubs her face in Pooh.


Heading out, giving Brad our farewells, I get a call from Mother. She tells me my cousin James is drunk off of his ass and they won't let him in to Disneyland.


Oh boy...


Bye, Walt!


There he is. Drunk as a skunk.

James, your Irish is showing.

I wish these photos could tell you how loud he was all the way out to the car. Constantly screaming "I'm drunk!"

Then, as we were on our tram back to the car, James let out a mighty bit of flatulence onto the people behind us.

Not only that, but there was a little girl who kept staring at James. As he yelled out "I'm drunk!" for the seventeenth time, he looked down at her and asked "What are you?"

And fun was had by all.


The End.

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Cool stuff. Some great pictures.


I'm surprised they wouldn't let your cousin in Disneyland. I've gone into Disneyland drunk many times, even very obvious, telling the CM's we were.


Last year we did one of the wine receptions at DCA and I'm not kidding, we probably each had like 4 or 5 BOTTLES of wine. Went into DL totally drunk, watched Fantasmic, rode rides and didn't hide the fact we were totally gone.


Your cousin must not be able to disguise it well.

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What classy behavior.

My cousin is not a classy person. I'm not surprised they didn't let him back in. It's very upsetting to have to leave my favorite place early because my cousin is annoyingly drunk. That being said, I can't be mad at him... he's family.


This report scared me.

Haha, try living it.


Your cousin must not be able to disguise it well.

No, not at all! The worst part is, he thinks he's very discrete about it all! I liked going to Disneyland with him before he was legally allowed to consume alcohol.


Oye gevalt.

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I knew the the cactus by Big Thunder was a hidden mickey! Everytime I point it out, my brother says it's a coincidence. Aside from that, this was quite an interesting TR. It's nice to see something different every once in a while .

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I didn't know Phillip Seymour Hoffman worked at the Jungle Cruise. Awesome tr.


HAHAHA! He's researching a role, maybe.


The cats have been picking these guys off down by the Hungry Bear. Taiko WTF?


That's awful! However... cat's gotta eat.

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Execellent Trip Report!


Looks you you guys had a great time. (or know 'How' to have a great time)


At least the park didn't look to busy, considering that the summer season is now upon us.


Your Disney Adventure seemed very entertaining, you found Hidden Mickeys, and various phallic objects. You had one kid spit at you and another one try to end-it-all. You got to watch an emergency evac of CA Screamin', and one member of your party was banished from Disneyland all together! All and all a trip to remember!


Thanks again for posting all the photos. As a season pass holder I'm there several times a month, and I've seen some tipsy people from time to time. (Though not from drinking those watered down Margaritas from DCA) I'm sure you'll be back to Disneyland again in the future.

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