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THE BEST VIDEO EVER--Woman Wants to Marry a Ride?


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I'm really confused as to why I watched the whole thing. Somehow I'm fascinated, disturbed, and saddened at the same time. I'm a guy, I'm not supposed to have that many emotions at once!

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^ No, of course I'm not. Why did you say that? If I was a spam-bot I wouldn't be making this post. Also, I think I would've been banned a long time ago.

 

He was referring to the creator of the thread, as it had the word 'porn' in it.

 

Actually, my original title was much different, until Wes changed it to include the word "porn". So blame the admin for this one... Is Wes really a spam-bot or not? Who knows...

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Hmm. I've never been on a Weber before. The lighting in the sign looks pretty cool. The ARM version to me isn't that good. Falling Star I enjoy the best.

 

That's a big much with that ride. I have seen people hug pole supports, and that's a little much. Sometimes, I rest my head on harnesses but that's because some of them feel so soft like a pillow, but it's not to show compassion for the ride or anything. Geesh.

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*Shudders*

I won't ever ride 1001 Nacht at Knoebel's.... you'd have to pay me to get on it.

 

I can't ever imagine telling a flat "you smell good... oh baby!". All that grease, eww.

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^ No, of course I'm not. Why did you say that? If I was a spam-bot I wouldn't be making this post. Also, I think I would've been banned a long time ago.

 

 

Hmmm, I don't know... All I here is beep boop beep

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OK, Now that I'm done laughing like a maniac, I can finally post a reply.

 

I do feel bad for her but my God...licking 1001 Nachts? I don't go on TV telling people I whisper sweet nothings to the Phoenix when everyone leaves the park.

 

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Seriously, whatever issues she has, I hope one day she'll get over them and ride a magic carpet without getting...um...excited???

 

 

And for the record, why does she automatically assume 1001 Nachts is a guy?????

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Considering that she was tongue bathing a bunch of grease and rust, I hope her tetanus shot is up to date. Makes you wonder what she'd have done if her and 1001 Nacht had some privacy. Yeah, ok... I just almost made myself puke with the mental image that conjured up.

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I didn't really find this funny, I found it more depressing really, the fact that someone has no emotional connection to a person, and doesn't know what it's like to be loved by someone. That she has to use objects for her love, and that she will never know what it's like to be loved back physically and emotionally. The most depressing part of the video was the end when she spoke to "him" and said "I've said it before and I'll say it a million times again, I love you." And she said it so sincere as if spoken to a true lover. It's very sad because she will never be able to have someone say "I love you back." To her in the same passionate way.

 

Kalepi "But it was still freakin gross" Konei

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all people with Austim have tendancies to be this way, I have Asburger's as shown in this clip. But I don't love material objects, I have love for sports and different things online, like this website

 

If you have really been diagnosed with Aspergers, you should at least know how it's pronounced. It's not "A$$ Burgers", though I think the woman in this video might have had that, too

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Is it strange that I don't find this video disturbing? I work with a few kids that have Aspergers, so I'm used to this kind of behavior. One student has an obsession with dinosaurs and colors, and will ask questions like "is the President important?" or "what if I had meat slicing teeth?" He also talks to himself a lot, so it's either from medication he's on, or just part of his Autism. Another student who has Aspergers is very smart, but he lacks social understanding of situations.

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I just watched the video today, and for some reason, I don't find this funny or sad. In fact he sounds a lot like a coaster/flat ride enthusiast who is obsessed with a 1001 Nacht flat ride.

 

The way he describes the ride in a sexual sort of way is very similar to the discussions here regarding roller coasters and how we refer to them sexually.

 

I didn't really see him lick the ride although it looked like he put his face to it in one scene.

 

A lot of people with obsessions will act like this whether its video games, people of the opposite sex, sports, roller coasters, or even a 1001 Nacht flat ride.

 

Although I couldn't help but laugh during the scene where he was watching the 1001 Nacht video and dancing to techno music similar to the Numa Numa kid.

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