CoasterJunkie Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 That mountain looks like a location of a pit stop in the Amazing Race..LOL.. Hope you are enjoying your trip..you look tired...take a nap...just dont wake up in the middle of the night and choose the wrong toilet :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 "Choose wisely..." Danny "I choose the sink..." Smith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Clinksalot Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 I still want to know what a Pork Cheek is. When you mentioned it earlier my mind started wandering. Thanks for the nice pics. That hotel does look totally awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shockwave Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Woah, the hotel and the food look awesome there! But it'll be down to earth with a bump come Thursday night! Non-German Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted July 25, 2005 Author Share Posted July 25, 2005 Ok, so today I had nothing to do. I'm kind of bummed that I wish I would have known that in advance because I would have done the insane drive to Madrid. But on my schedule it said "set up" which I was supposed to be around for 'just in case' but it turned out that the producers weren't needed. Oh, well....I have to remember, this is a 'business' trip, not one of our fun trips! And there will be plenty of time this weekend for some parks! Anyway, today I took a walk around the resort, so here is my "Walking Around the Resort Photo TR!!!!" Here is a picture of the truck that just asked me for directions (well, ok, not the truck, the guy IN the truck...because, I mean, if there was actually a TALKING TRUCK I would have taken a LOT more pictures!) For some reason, in Portugal I have extra ridges on my forehead. Must be the water or somthing.... Here is another sign, but I'm not sure what this one means... Maybe it's "Be afraid of yellow spikey armed people with pigtails???" I think this sign means "In 20 meters SPEED UP so you can hit the golfers!!!" Hello, here I am in Portugal...um...yeah.... At least I can get a "Bench: The Ride" credit here! Here is the official entrance to the "Penha Longa" resort. Gee...I wonder which way the hotel is? Hmm...... Wow, whoever is staying in this room is lucky since it's guarded by these two evil statues! anyway... the guy asked me something in Portuguese and I politely responded "everything you are looking for is on the moon." He seemed satisfied with the answer and drove off! I hope he finds what he's looking for....on the moon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Six Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 ^LOL. Good to see you got another Bench The Ride credit. Michael"Credit Whore!"thomas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingScooter Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Looks awesome to me! Robb, do you ever get Jet-lag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkTums Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 So what is the temperature like in Portugal? Is it humid? Have you made it to that McDonalds yet? Come on, we want to know how much money and what everything is called in Portugal! This board is slowly becoming McDonalds Enthusiasts! Elissa "miss you!" Alvey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hattuchili Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Oh Robb, it looks like you have had some fun by yourself on a day where is nothing to do! Or better said you make a boring day a little bit tolerable! However, I had some fun again, taking a look at your new update. Keep´em coming! --Sören "hope he found something on the moon" Schomburg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted July 25, 2005 Author Share Posted July 25, 2005 The McDonalds is too far to walk, and it just doesn't seem to make sense to take a taxi to McDonalds when I can get foo-foo hamburgers and random pork cheek at the hotel. As far as weather. It's kind of like so cal...partly cloudy and about 75-80 degrees. --Robb "Ugh, I'd rather be back home!" Alvey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidmorton Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 I just flew back to the UK (Manchester) from the US......after missing my connection in Chicago (stupid United) - I got an unexpected 24 hour lay over at the airport (ok they did spring to a hotel for the night) with no luggage (as it was checked in) (and not really the time or inclination to visit SFGAm). When I eventually got home this morning after 2 days travel....my luggage was still in Chicago. It'll hopefully get here tomorrow......by which time I'll have gone off to London for the rest of the week with my work.....I wonder where my luggage will go? Dave "not sure what my point is....just random 'travel ain't always great fun and I'm a bit zonked out at the moment' I guess" M. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 This TR is so random. I love it. Post more bathroom pictures! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Clinksalot Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Wonder if Mr. Portuguese ever made it to the moon. Awesome pics!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteornotes Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 "everything you are looking for is on the moon." This may be the most goddamn brilliant thing you have ever said! That is the perfect response. I'm going to add that to my collection of answers to questions I don't feel like answering... dt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 The only thing that guy'll find on the moon are the world's biggest potholes! Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted July 25, 2005 Author Share Posted July 25, 2005 ^ Wasn't there also golf karts and a couple of flags too? And is Marvin the Martian still there or did he leave too? --Robb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Marvin joined ACE and ate all the green cheese. Then he waddled off the surface of the moon and hasn't been seen since. So, yeah, I guess in a sense he left... Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Clinksalot Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 There is nothing to do on the moon but smoke and flip people the bird. Oh, and on the moon nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with moon rocks. So basically watch out for those Mooninites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat11joe Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 anyway... the guy asked me something in Portuguese and I politely responded "everything you are looking for is on the moon." He seemed satisfied with the answer and drove off! I hope he finds what he's looking for....on the moon! LMAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted July 26, 2005 Author Share Posted July 26, 2005 OK, so until this can get more interesting when I actually get to park and post park photos, I will continue the "Robb is bored in Portugal" section of this TR.... Here's some more photos! Yay!!!!! (Wes must be happy about this!) This set will be called "The unnecessary detailed tour of my room." And finally, what every person who is bored in Portugal does....make a stack of pillows on your bed! I hope are all enjoying this random trip report! I swear there will be park photos soon! Here I am at my desk, typing all this good stuff to you. And yes, in case you are wondering, that *IS* a tray of butter I'm holding up!!! This is where I'm spending most of my time over the next few days. ...didn't anyone tell the interior designers that I actually have REAL windows and having pictures of them probably wouldn't be necessary? Ok, this I just don't get. There are pictures of windows in my room.... Just like DCA's Tower, my room has a hallway. Except you won't find people's random crap in my hallway....just my crap! As I go reaching for the €12 bottle of Jelly Belly's I hear in my head "You don't need those!!! Grrr!!! Watch your speed!!!!" I get British TV! Yay! They are...um....doing a story on...um...French people in a swimming pool. Yeah...why can't I get that high class British Porn? "Almost....almost....almost...there we go!" Here is my end table with the phone I use to call Elissa when I'm bored or horny. Mostly bored, though. There is a bible there and oddly enough it's the smallest bible I've ever seen! It's almost a pamphlet. I thought these people liked the Jebus dude I have a safe in my room. As you can see, my head doesn't fit in it. I just thought I would check, you know...just in case. There are two invisible people in my closet. For some odd reason, they have assumed the "MiB" pose. At least it's not an evil monkey! Here is my mini-bar, filled with all the important things...Red Bull, Nordic Mist, Vodka...I think I'll have a coke, please! Someone mentioned being annoyed by people who take pictures of themselves in a mirror. Whoever that was, this one's for you! When I saw the fish, I thought of this movie(you get bonus points if you know the movie)"Waiter there are snails on her plate. You would think that in a fancy restaurant at these prices you could keep the snails off the food!" ...the random foo-foo chocolate thing still kicked Portuguese ass!!! But first, tonights dinner. It was a little scarier than last nights dinner. The pasta was kind of milky, the salad had fish on it, but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkTums Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 OMG! Hilarious! These are making me miss you so much! I think I will buy us a safe that WILL fit your head! Elissa "that fish is scary!" Alvey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 No high class British Porn? (nice FG reference) Anyways, to respond to your earlier pics about the Jesus statue on the mountain: Wow, its like he is the dashboard of the entire country... We love the randomness, post more, and make sure you go nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disneyfan1313 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Best. Trip Report. Ever. Seriously .. you need to not go to any parks this trip and just spend the rest of your time in the various hotel rooms and interacting with locals. LMAO all day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hattuchili Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 This is definitely the funniest random photo TR I have ever seen. I have laughed my ass off! Thanks for posting. But, ugh what is with all the handkerchiefs on your desk? :shock: What are you doing, if Elissa is far away? I think I dont want to know that! However, nice food, without the fish thing! All in all it look like you made a boring day very unusual! --Sören "had so much fun, with this update" Schomburg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted July 26, 2005 Author Share Posted July 26, 2005 ^ LMAO!!!! Those are NOT tissues!!! I throw away my *cough* dirty *cough* tissues! Those are random pieces of paper! Let's see...one of them is a receipt from a coke I bought at the mall (you know the stupid mall with the stupid CLOSED coaster!!!!! grrrrrr). One of them was my seat assignement from my Lisbon flight, and one of them is a paper with my room number on them. --Robb "Stupid Soren implying that all I'm doing is sitting around stretching the turtle head! Geez!" Alvey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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