Brandy524 Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 I ran a search and didn't see where anyone had posted this. I was listening to Rick and Bubba on the radio this morning and they were talking about this. Apparently this kook says that aliens have given her a message that they are coming on October 14, 2008, specifically to Alabama. I wonder if they ride rollercoasters. http://blossomgoodchild.blogspot.com/2008/08/message-from-federation-of-light.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenA07 Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 The Federation of Light... Maybe they'll crash into the Large Hadron Collider upon entry, thus allowing one of those man made black hole to escape, which in 4 years (2012) will become big enough to destroy the Earth... Yes things are coming together nicely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeemerBoy Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 "Been around the world and foundThat only stupid people are breeding..." -Harvey Danger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krazekiddd Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 That was by far one of the FUNNIEST things I've ever read. I wonder if Heaven's Gate peoples are on that ship? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenA07 Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Each one of you has chosen to be here for this ascension. Choose now whether your human form will So just wondering but with that am I supposed to kill myself on the 14th? I'm a little unclear on that part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scaparri Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Who's buying the Kool-Aid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haux Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Stupid. Attention whores want people to see their advertisement. Or show that they're retarded. We'll find out. Oh, wait! We already know what's going to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandy524 Posted September 23, 2008 Author Share Posted September 23, 2008 I'm curious to see what she says on October 15 when they haven't shown up yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginzo Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 I guess the Visionland fanboys were right after all about the park attracting guests from afar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalepi_Konei Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 I love how she says, WE COME IN LOVE, and things like that ... other beings wouldn't know to say that it's so cheezy! If aliens were ever coming they'd just show up and be like BAM bitch here we are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee cannonball Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 I'm sure there's life on other planets, but they wouldn't present themselves this way. I mean, sure there are probably aliens that would "come in peace", but face it, most would just wanna blow us up. And I bet there's a crapload of alien species that have the wheel to still invent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 ^What would we do in the same situation, really? "We don't know what these things are! Blow 'em all to hell!" In other news, Tom Cruise has been reported as missing this evening... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenA07 Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Just wondering... But does anybody else find it interesting that the Aliens have such good English? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalepi_Konei Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 ^ I think that she translated it with her telepathetic powers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haux Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Just wondering... But does anybody else find it interesting that the Aliens have such good English? No. Because this is STUPID! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revilolee Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 I'm open to stuff like this, but her story is just not believable. Maybe she will prove us wrong. I'm just wondering what her excuse will be when nothing happens ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenA07 Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 ^ I think that she translated it with her telepathetic powers. Fair enough, figure if she is telepathetic she'd likely be able to translate their language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandy524 Posted September 24, 2008 Author Share Posted September 24, 2008 In other news, Tom Cruise has been reported as missing this evening... I almost spit my coffee out when I read that. I wonder if they're coming to take all the scientologists home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 On one hand, I believe that there is other intelligent life in the universe. On the other hand, I reckon they have better things to do than hang around some galactic backwater like Earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 I believe there's intelligent life elsewhere as well... I just know it's not named Blossom Goodchild. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRapidsNerd Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Things to do before ET gets here... 1. Put out the "No Xenomorph" signs and load the flame units 2. Mix the Kool-Aid 3. Pack a suitcase 4. Wash my blue jumpsuit 5. Get those bothersome nads removed 6. Stock up on pudding 7. Shed the container... 8. Paint "Adios" on my pulse rifle 9. Fire up the Power Loader 10. Toss the "artificial person" out the airlock before he goes haywire at dinner or gets ripped in half for some odd reason 11. Hook up the old record player to the PA system and play head exploding old music 12. Bait the airlock trap with Reeses Pieces 13. Fix a blob-shaped Jello mold in the aliens' honor 14. Get on top of tall city building with a sign to properly welcome them 15. Inform President Christopher Walken 16. Make sure the Marines like the cornbread 17. Put the little blond haired girl with the doll's head in charge 18. Pray it's NOT Apoophus 19. Check if my symbiote is gone 20. Quickie with Starbuck 21. Scratch head over Zena being a toaster 22. Call Zed 23. Check with the old guys if the World's Fair sculptures still work 24. Help deliver a squid on the roadside 25. Go back in time and tell some other poor lady she just birthed a lizard 26. Get a blessing from Jeff Goldbloom's dad, then give the aliens a cold 27. Light a cigar when the fat lady sings, or the virus loads, one 28. Keep an eye out for Brain Slugs down there on the cold floor 29. Tell Elzar to pick out a good Spice Weasel 30. Seale all entrances and exits 31. Close all shops in the mall 32. Cancel the three-ring circus 33. Secure all animals in the zoo 34. Plan my marriage 35. Plot my wife's murder 36. Frame Guilder for it 37. Feel swamped. 38. Demand warp speed from Scotty while offering him Scotch 39. Note that Bones is a Doctor not whatever it is he's griping about this week 40. Say "Fascinating" while looking at a rotating cube on the front viewer 41. Scream "KHAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!" really loud (shirt ripping optional) 42. Ask around San Francisco for humpback whales and nuclear wessels 43. Dig the worm out of Checkov's ear 44. Help some random old lady regrow a kidney while rescueing Checkov 45. Practice my Vulcan Neck Pinch 46. Submit my application to Star Fleet 47. Date a girl with bobbed hair who's really a giant octopus 48. Stay away from the un-named crewmen 49. Order Number 1 to take a number 2 50. Skip the Romulan Ale at future social functions 51. Get back to the Nexus 52. Call Alex Rogan and ask how that Death Blossom works again 53. Hide the gravity boots and phasers used to kill the Klingon Ambassador 54. Go back in time to save Zephrum Cochran, the father of Warp Drive 55. Remember that not all aliens keep their genitals in the same place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 56. Build mountain of mashed potatoes in living room. (Hey, it's pretty much the only one you didn't nail.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelizeIt Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 The end is coming................just not until 12/12/08 That's 'The Day The Earth Stood Still' www.apple.com/trailers/fox/thedaytheearthstoodstill/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen Heretic Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 This is funny, but sad in equal measure. Its clearly rubbish though. There are several things in writing such as urban ledgends or messages from space which are inconsistant or give the wrong amount of detail in the wrong place. Its pretty easy to spot once you learn what to look for. For instance, shes been trying to sound like an alien. So she has been trying to decide what things an alien would and wouldnt know about us, but has been inconsistant with it. For instance, how come the alien knows what a day, year and month are in the first paragraph, but in the second, they suddenly dont know and call it "your 24 hour periods", despite that being technically a day. Or, she could just be genuinely deluded, like those folks that are convinced we can live on just air, or that David Ike guy who turned up on the Wogan show claiming to be the Son of God. I wonder if after the date passes with no ship appearing, it will be explained away as only those who beleive could see it. Which of course is different from what this message says. And another thing, why would someone telepathic be able to translate another language? German people think in German, english people think in english, and aliens with think in alien (whatever language that particular species use). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalepi_Konei Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 And another thing, why would someone telepathic be able to translate another language? German people think in German, english people think in english, and aliens with think in alien (whatever language that particular species use). It's telepathetic it has a whole different meaning completely. You can think translate and understand everything you read in someone (or things) mind no matter what language (or tongue) they speak in. Kalepi "DUH! Don't you read!" Konei Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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