coasterdude5 Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Hey y'all. I'm Farmer Stink R. Bell Joe I just done got back from the Mid-South Fair. Ya see, the thang about this fair is that that it's gone be the last time it's at the Mid-South Fairgrounds! They gone move to Tunica "Casino Country" Mississippi. I don't think Ma is gonna give me enough money to drive all the way down yonder! Anywhos, this year's fair was pretty durn boring if I can say so myself! Where was the animal poop? The bad smells? These things make up this fair! Good thing they had some good ole fashioned carnival rides like ma and pa used to take me on when I was a young'n. Onto the pitures. I done gone rode it all by my self! Let's go get some ice cream, ma. DAWGIES! WHOA.... She's purty boobs. I heard this was that Mount Everest everybody's been talkin' bout. They started do painting their cans. Ma and Pa just reuse the old water heater as our trash can. She's atill a loomin over yonder. No I don't wanna play for a stuffed animal - what do I look like a four year old girl? This ride looks to be about 500 feet tall. That's just my estimatedtions. It goes fast! It's 4365 inches tall which equals 10543 feet. Yeah, Ma always said I was a tough fixin. It sure is a purty coaster. Funny story about this ride: I hate spinnin' (I get it from my Pa). But I wanted to get on a rollie coaster, so I done prepared myself for it. Though for some reason my mouse didn't done gone spin at all! I done gone lucked out. This is what the ride looks like tilteder. FIREBALL! I hope I don't get burned hee hee hee hee cough cough. Dang I need two more of them tickets! They want my money! Well they ain't gonna get none of my ma's money! She worked hard for that money! It goes high! We gonna go spinning time fast flashing colors! They ain't gonna charge me no five dollars for four ticket for one ride on Mega Drop! The hotdog is a comin'! There she blows... No one's chicken on a stick ain't gonna beat my grandmomma jimmy's chicken on a stick! Darnit, they're sellin' ma and pa's vacation home! I wunder what the purpose of this lock is? Shoot, I feel like I've done been transported to Dollywerd! Now this is where the smell is! Livestock. These might be my cousins working here! Lemme go take a look-see right quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterdude5 Posted September 22, 2008 Author Share Posted September 22, 2008 Aw nobody likes my pitures. I'll put some more up later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFChris Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 actually, I found this one a lot funnier than the new one you posted. Being from California and not traveling too often, its almost impossible for me to accurately make fun of rednecks. So anyway I got a laugh out of it chris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the ghost Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 lololololololo REDNECKS ROCK MY SOCKS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterdude5 Posted September 30, 2008 Author Share Posted September 30, 2008 Gee thanks, yall! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philthephorce Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Purty funny stuff ya done got there... Seriously, I liked the captions. Will there be more like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterdude5 Posted October 1, 2008 Author Share Posted October 1, 2008 I dern't know, the fair gone be in Mississippi next year! Who knows what'll happen there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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